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19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - SpiderKing - 08-08-2012

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A 19-year-old woman accused of luring her ex-boyfriend to a remote playground where he was viciously beaten with a baseball bat and pipe has a huge grin plastered across her face in her police mug-shot.


19 year old lured ex into a beating by her new boyfriend


Now taking bets as to how much her sentence will be suspended.


19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - Tuthmosis - 08-08-2012

Typical chick manipulation of a dumb-ass dude. They should throw the book at her and the white-knight new boyfriend.


19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - SpiderKing - 08-08-2012

Meme time:
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19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - el mechanico - 08-08-2012

I've had this tried on me before more than once. They always give it away somehow but I went along with it anyway because I'm a little sick. Once at huge park two dudes dragged me out into the woods and I blasted one in the head with a boulder I swooped off the ground straight across the face and beat the other one to near death then fucked the girl. I stole their Cutlass supreme and smashed that, stole all their money, drugs and weapons. The one dude I hit with the rock someone told me his half his row of front teeth were dis attached he was in intensive care.


19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - Hades - 08-08-2012

holy shit el mech, are you quoting a movie or is that for real?
that's intense


19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - void - 08-08-2012

i wonder how many likes she gets, when she puts up this photo as her new facebook profile picture


19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - Gmac - 08-08-2012

He doesn't lie or exaggerate.

BTW I am going to do the toga party Friday, do or die. Wish me luck el mech.


19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - Cincinnatus - 08-08-2012

I'm going to have to follow this case to see what happens. Guarantee she will get off easy.

Imagine what would happen if the dude lured her to a remote playground to be beaten with a baseball bat and pipe. He'd be charged with attempted murder and never get out of prison.

Quote: (08-08-2012 05:46 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Typical chick manipulation of a dumb-ass dude. They should throw the book at her and the white-knight new boyfriend.

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While I'm on the subject of easy jail sentences for females, there was another case here in Cincinnati recently where a female teacher charged with having sex with a male student was sentenced to just 90 days in jail.

Another female teacher in the area was banging her male students, and got less than five years.

If it had been a male teacher banging female students, he would've gotten 90 years, not 90 days.


19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - vinman - 08-08-2012

Wow. That mug shot is hideous. That bitch is ugly as homemade soap.


19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - Cincinnatus - 08-08-2012

Quote: (08-08-2012 10:07 PM)vinman Wrote:  

Wow. That mug shot is hideous. That bitch is ugly as homemade soap.

She's got a huge forehead, but I wouldn't throw her out of my bed.

I wouldn't take long walks through "remote playgrounds" with her, though.


19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - el mechanico - 08-08-2012

Quote: (08-08-2012 07:16 PM)Hades Wrote:  

holy shit el mech, are you quoting a movie or is that for real?
that's intense
20 years ago but real. If some of you younger guys wonder why I'm pussy rich it's probably because I really, really know how to ruin someones day.

I've chilled way down since my kid came though almost 5 years now.

@ Gmac Full report please!!!!!


19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - Tuthmosis - 08-09-2012

Quote: (08-08-2012 06:11 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I've had this tried on me before more than once. They always give it away somehow but I went along with it anyway because I'm a little sick. Once at huge park two dudes dragged me out into the woods and I blasted one in the head with a boulder I swooped off the ground straight across the face and beat the other one to near death then fucked the girl. I stole their Cutlass supreme and smashed that, stole all their money, drugs and weapons. The one dude I hit with the rock someone told me his half his row of front teeth were dis attached he was in intensive care.

I hope you guys realize that whether this is true or not is one-million percent immaterial. It is one of the best paragraphs yet written in the English language. The fact that it was a Cutlass Supreme pushed into the stratosphere.

The bottom-ass line is this: The Mechanic giveth and the Mechanic taketh away.

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19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - keepreal - 08-09-2012

Quote: (08-08-2012 10:07 PM)vinman Wrote:  

Wow. That mug shot is hideous. That bitch is ugly as homemade soap.

She is fairly hot in her another pictures, the mugshot is not bad.


19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - kinjutsu - 08-09-2012

@ el mechanico
So after you beat those 2 dudes she fucked you?!!
"Bitches be crazy"


19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - el mechanico - 08-09-2012

Quote: (08-09-2012 11:21 AM)kinjutsu Wrote:  

@ el mechanico
So after you beat those 2 dudes she fucked you?!!
"Bitches be crazy"
As sick as it sounds she begged me to fuck her. Pulled her pants down and bent over. It was her only way to avoid a ride in the ambulance. Smart move on her end.
This place was 100 acres and it was before cell phones and I took the car so she was left to clean up the mess she caused with no phone around for a mile or more. I'll see if I can dig a picture up.


19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - FretDancer - 08-09-2012

Fucking psycho bitch


19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - kinjutsu - 08-09-2012

Haha that's awesome. I guess she figured that was her only option.


19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - teh_skeeze - 08-09-2012

Quote: (08-09-2012 11:30 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (08-09-2012 11:21 AM)kinjutsu Wrote:  

@ el mechanico
So after you beat those 2 dudes she fucked you?!!
"Bitches be crazy"
As sick as it sounds she begged me to fuck her. Pulled her pants down and bent over. It was her only way to avoid a ride in the ambulance. Smart move on her end.
This place was 100 acres and it was before cell phones and I took the car so she was left to clean up the mess she caused with no phone around for a mile or more. I'll see if I can dig a picture up.
That's gotta be some sort of female reptilian brain shit. Something in her mind told her "I started this shit. I better try to fuck my way out of this before I get myself killed."

It's probably the same reason that the cunt in the OP is smiling. She's thinking to herself "My pussy is so powerful it almost got someone killed."


19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - YoungDominican - 12-15-2013

Quote: (08-08-2012 06:11 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I've had this tried on me before more than once. They always give it away somehow but I went along with it anyway because I'm a little sick. Once at huge park two dudes dragged me out into the woods and I blasted one in the head with a boulder I swooped off the ground straight across the face and beat the other one to near death then fucked the girl. I stole their Cutlass supreme and smashed that, stole all their money, drugs and weapons. The one dude I hit with the rock someone told me his half his row of front teeth were dis attached he was in intensive care.

That's some real gangster shit. Did those guys ever try threatening you or anything like that again?


19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - Merenguero - 12-15-2013

Quote: (08-08-2012 06:11 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I've had this tried on me before more than once. They always give it away somehow but I went along with it anyway because I'm a little sick. Once at huge park two dudes dragged me out into the woods and I blasted one in the head with a boulder I swooped off the ground straight across the face and beat the other one to near death then fucked the girl. I stole their Cutlass supreme and smashed that, stole all their money, drugs and weapons. The one dude I hit with the rock someone told me his half his row of front teeth were dis attached he was in intensive care.

We need a post of the decade emoticon so that I can attach it to this post.


19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - Peregrine - 12-15-2013

Holy shit, I am so happy this thread was bumped just so I could read that post.


19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - dads - 12-15-2013

Quote: (08-08-2012 06:11 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I've had this tried on me before more than once. They always give it away somehow but I went along with it anyway because I'm a little sick. Once at huge park two dudes dragged me out into the woods and I blasted one in the head with a boulder I swooped off the ground straight across the face and beat the other one to near death then fucked the girl. I stole their Cutlass supreme and smashed that, stole all their money, drugs and weapons. The one dude I hit with the rock someone told me his half his row of front teeth were dis attached he was in intensive care.
is this beta?


19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - aphelion - 12-15-2013

Bang: Crime Scene


19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - Quintus Curtius - 12-15-2013

Quote: (08-08-2012 06:11 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I've had this tried on me before more than once. They always give it away somehow but I went along with it anyway because I'm a little sick. Once at huge park two dudes dragged me out into the woods and I blasted one in the head with a boulder I swooped off the ground straight across the face and beat the other one to near death then fucked the girl. I stole their Cutlass supreme and smashed that, stole all their money, drugs and weapons. The one dude I hit with the rock someone told me his half his row of front teeth were dis attached he was in intensive care.

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Reading this....just made my day.

I'm working on my article for ROK tomorrow right now, and paused for a break. And this...just...works for me right now.

Muito obrigado, cara..


19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot - runsonmagic - 12-15-2013

Quote: (08-09-2012 01:30 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Quote: (08-08-2012 06:11 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I've had this tried on me before more than once. They always give it away somehow but I went along with it anyway because I'm a little sick. Once at huge park two dudes dragged me out into the woods and I blasted one in the head with a boulder I swooped off the ground straight across the face and beat the other one to near death then fucked the girl. I stole their Cutlass supreme and smashed that, stole all their money, drugs and weapons. The one dude I hit with the rock someone told me his half his row of front teeth were dis attached he was in intensive care.

I hope you guys realize that whether this is true or not is one-million percent immaterial. It is one of the best paragraphs yet written in the English language. The fact that it was a Cutlass Supreme pushed into the stratosphere.

Yeah, for real el mechanico -

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- that was like how every dude fantasizes it'll go if he gets in a fight.

I'm curious how you would up in that situation - what the backstory and other details are. Amazing stuff.