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01-08-2014, 10:59 AM
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.
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01-08-2014, 11:12 AM
Why do black people hate swimming?
Cos MY WEAVE
Why do white people hate swimming?
Cos no on likes soggy crackers
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01-08-2014, 11:37 AM
What does a white woman make for dinner?
Reservations.
I don't know too many about white people in general though.
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01-08-2014, 11:38 AM
See Russell Peters and Dave Chapelle
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01-08-2014, 12:13 PM
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01-08-2014, 12:22 PM
What's white and 8 inches long?
Nothing.
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01-08-2014, 12:52 PM
I know some old school Jewish jokes:
Which way does A Jewish girl face when she's sleeping?
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01-08-2014, 12:55 PM
What does a white guy do when something breaks?
He fixes it.
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01-08-2014, 12:59 PM
What do you call a white person on fire?
A firecracker
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01-08-2014, 01:07 PM
Why can't white people jump?
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01-08-2014, 01:20 PM
Quote: (01-08-2014 01:07 PM)soup Wrote:
Why can't white people jump?
Inbreeding
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01-08-2014, 01:23 PM
Here's a local one that touches on the topic:
You're strolling on the river coast and see two men drowning: a white and a black. You have time to save only one of them. Whom should you save?
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You should save the black one. The white could be a Serb.
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01-08-2014, 01:59 PM
There seems to be a lot of jokes that get used on whoever are the whipping boys of a particular area. For instance, I remember watching Benny Hill as a kid and hearing him use what I knew as Polish jokes with the Irish in the punch line.
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01-08-2014, 02:29 PM
Why do whites burn in the sun?
Evil can't stand the light