The boy friend experience?
Post a craig's list ad saying
Bachelor new in town looking for a "Benefactor"
I'm new in town and I just had a pretty bad breakup and I'm starting over in a beautiful new city. I'm looking to give one beautiful woman (inside and out) nothing but the best in exchange for assistance.
- I can cook (breakfast) and am a master omelet chef.
- I give massages peer reviewed as "Orgasmic"
- I'm an incredible listener. In fact I prefer it to talking. I'm more of a writer than a talker.
- I can repair electronics/computers.
- I'm 6' and athletically built.
- I'm a certified cocksman and minored in cunnilingus.
I'm looking for a woman who can provide me with benefits for my talents: Dental, Medical, Gym Membership, monetary donations, wardrobe enhancements, and so on.
~ Your next boyfriend...
PS...i dont accept calls or texts from blocked numbers
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What kind of money would you charge for this?
- 500 per month
- 1000?
WIA
Post a craig's list ad saying
Bachelor new in town looking for a "Benefactor"
I'm new in town and I just had a pretty bad breakup and I'm starting over in a beautiful new city. I'm looking to give one beautiful woman (inside and out) nothing but the best in exchange for assistance.
- I can cook (breakfast) and am a master omelet chef.
- I give massages peer reviewed as "Orgasmic"
- I'm an incredible listener. In fact I prefer it to talking. I'm more of a writer than a talker.
- I can repair electronics/computers.
- I'm 6' and athletically built.
- I'm a certified cocksman and minored in cunnilingus.
I'm looking for a woman who can provide me with benefits for my talents: Dental, Medical, Gym Membership, monetary donations, wardrobe enhancements, and so on.
~ Your next boyfriend...
PS...i dont accept calls or texts from blocked numbers
_________________________________
What kind of money would you charge for this?
- 500 per month
- 1000?
WIA