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Public Service Announcement - Alcohol and Sex
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Public Service Announcement - Alcohol and Sex

This is a public service announcement I have to share with my fellow Roosh players. Many young men think alcohol won't affect your dick or sex...WRONG. Alcohol will eventually give you a limp dick one night if you're getting wasted. You don't know when, how or why it will happen. It's like living this lifestyle and catching a STD...it will sooner or later.

I met a pretty girl online about a month ago that was visiting a friend from Austin. A white girl who had Latin fever..I laughed to myself as I pictured my nut covering her face like a beautiful painting [Image: tard.gif] . I discovered she had been going clubbing alone because her friend has a kid to take care of. [Image: angel.gif] Taking candy from a baby. I set everything up within a few hours and grabbed a 24 pack of Budweiser.

I noticed a mini buddah belly when I got her in my living room, but her porn star face and huge tits made up for it. I always try to get my dick wet within 30 minutes of whatever Netflix movie I have on the flat screen, but this girl wanted to get drunk before anything else. She was going to spend the night so I started killing beer after beer. I almost ran into a table when I went to take a piss [Image: banana.gif] I felt great though. She eventually started rubbing on my dick so I instructed her to go to my sex couch while I "looked for something". I wasn't looking for shit but had to hold onto the wall so I wouldn't fall on my ass. I think everyone knows what happened next. She stopped sucking me up after a few minutes because it was useless. I'll never forget the look of disappointment in her eyes when she saw the snake wasn't going to wake up.

This should never happen to the playas out there. Please learn from my mistakes and control your alcohol. Let the bitches get drunk and sloppy on your dick.




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Public Service Announcement - Alcohol and Sex

Taking aderal had the same effect on me. What did you tell her?
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Public Service Announcement - Alcohol and Sex

If I am hella drunk I will just wait until the morning to have sex. Also having sex when you are really drunk with a condom is shitty. Because of this I have raw dogged a couple girls recently. [Image: confused.gif]
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Public Service Announcement - Alcohol and Sex

Whiskey dick cost me a Finnish flag and a Canadian flag.

I've been doing the Mixx thing in bars and clubs ordering water or soda. If it's a free drinks event I just pretend to sip the drink and nurse it all night.
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Public Service Announcement - Alcohol and Sex

Always aim for the steady, consistent buzz, and chase steadily and regularly with water.
Running this through my head always keeps me from going too far.

Know your enemy and know yourself, find naught in fear for 100 battles. Know yourself but not your enemy, find level of loss and victory. Know thy enemy but not yourself, wallow in defeat every time.
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Public Service Announcement - Alcohol and Sex

Quote: (01-19-2012 09:22 PM)Enfant_Terrible Wrote:  

Whiskey dick cost me a Finnish flag and a Canadian flag.

I've been doing the Mixx thing in bars and clubs ordering water or soda. If it's a free drinks event I just pretend to sip the drink and nurse it all night.

Whiskey brain cost me a female friends cousin in a bathroom during a house party, and she was the one who invited me in there. I was so drunk I didn't understand why she took me in there and stood there waiting for me to do something. I kicked her out so I could take a piss. [Image: angry.gif]
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Public Service Announcement - Alcohol and Sex

Quote: (01-19-2012 10:17 PM)P Dog Wrote:  

Quote: (01-19-2012 09:22 PM)Enfant_Terrible Wrote:  

Whiskey dick cost me a Finnish flag and a Canadian flag.

I've been doing the Mixx thing in bars and clubs ordering water or soda. If it's a free drinks event I just pretend to sip the drink and nurse it all night.

Whiskey brain cost me a female friends cousin in a bathroom during a house party, and she was the one who invited me in there. I was so drunk I didn't understand why she took me in there and stood there waiting for me to do something. I kicked her out so I could take a piss. [Image: angry.gif]

Interesting coincidence.

This EXACT same thing happened to me my freshman year (3 years ago now). I'm in a frat basement, doing well with one particular girl I'd just met that night. Girl invited me up to bathroom, I went (shitfaced), and eventually ended up in the stall with her (I guess she'd invited me in after she finished peeing-dunno, was too drunk to remember, but I got there). I remember her asking me once I was in there "what do you want me to do?"

At the time, I had no idea. I told her to bend over (thinking drunkenly that I was just going to fuck her). Didn't go over well, obviously. Got to second base with her later that night anyway, but realized later that this was a blatant invitation for a BJ-all I had to do was say the word. I was simply too drunk and too inexperienced (virgin, and the kiss I had with her earlier that night was the first I'd had in my life) to figure it out.

Live and learn (and drink less).

Know your enemy and know yourself, find naught in fear for 100 battles. Know yourself but not your enemy, find level of loss and victory. Know thy enemy but not yourself, wallow in defeat every time.
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Public Service Announcement - Alcohol and Sex

Quote: (01-19-2012 09:22 PM)Enfant_Terrible Wrote:  

Whiskey dick cost me a Finnish flag and a Canadian flag.

I've been doing the Mixx thing in bars and clubs ordering water or soda. If it's a free drinks event I just pretend to sip the drink and nurse it all night.

I never loose a fuck or flag because i ALWAYS carry a tab of Cialis in my front right pocket (the small one on a jeans) Bite it in half and bang away like a pornstar.

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#9

Public Service Announcement - Alcohol and Sex

being in university i used to have this problem a lot, more recently i've cut back on the liquor intake throughout a night. 2 of the hottest girls i banged i can barely remember and i've had whiskey dick about 4 times (ended up banging all but one). even if you dont get whisky dick often let houston's post be a cautionary tale. dont drink so much you can barely ravage that magnificent piece of ass you worked so hard to bring home. The sex is so much better if you're just a bit buzzed, you can remember what her ass looks like when hitting it from behind, you don't wake up and say to yourself "when the fuck did she get those piercings" most importantly if you get too drunk you wont be able to have a night of amazing sex, you'll pound away for a while, nut then passout.
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Public Service Announcement - Alcohol and Sex

Quote: (01-20-2012 12:35 PM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

Quote: (01-19-2012 09:22 PM)Enfant_Terrible Wrote:  

Whiskey dick cost me a Finnish flag and a Canadian flag.

I've been doing the Mixx thing in bars and clubs ordering water or soda. If it's a free drinks event I just pretend to sip the drink and nurse it all night.

I never loose a fuck or flag because i ALWAYS carry a tab of Cialis in my front right pocket (the small one on a jeans) Bite it in half and bang away like a pornstar.

Neil, aren't you worried about becoming dependant on the drug?
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Public Service Announcement - Alcohol and Sex

I've cut out a lot of drinking from my lifestyle. I've never been a hard drinker, but I am a social drinker and have my preferred whiskeys and scotch labels.

For me, I like to operate systematically and strategically when I'm gaming beautiful women. Getting drunk throws me off my game and leaves me with one choice--caveman game. I've made drunk caveman approaches with varying degrees of success, but getting drunk has led me to some stupid decisions in the past.

Case in point, one time I was in DC introducing my female cousin with a good friend of mine. I showed up at a happy hour with my friend to meet my cousin. After we were done, we walked towards my car and passed by an Irish pub. I saw two amazingly hot Brazilian girls who looked like twins. They were dressed well and I instinctively asked them if they were twins. They weren't, and I noticed an accent and I asked where they were from. They said Rio. I was blown away because 1) They were more "white" looking so I would have assumed Southern Brazilian 2) You never see Brazilians in DC, let alone hot ones!

They pulled out their Brazilian identification cards to show to the bouncer and I spoke some Portuguese to them and they replied back.

In a normal situation, I would have simply followed them into the pub and tried to game them for the ONS or at least get a damn number. I was drunk and instead thought about the purpose of my trip to the car which was to get food with my cousin and my friend. I should have told them to split and get some food together while I do my thing, but my decision-making abilities were seriously compromised.

I came back to the pub a little over an hour later as I was sobering up and realizing how big the mistake I made was only to learn they were no longer there.

I never forgot that...
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