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01-05-2012, 01:03 PM
Quote: (01-05-2012 01:04 AM)Dash Global Wrote:
a 9 ?!?!?
So what is Jessica Alba @ 15?..... perfect
ha she was crazy hot in idle hands
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01-05-2012, 02:14 PM
Quote: (01-05-2012 01:03 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:
Quote: (01-05-2012 01:04 AM)Dash Global Wrote:
a 9 ?!?!?
So what is Jessica Alba @ 15?..... perfect
ha she was crazy hot in idle hands
I mean seriously. Diaz even in the Mask cant hold a candle to Alba. No way Diaz was, is, or every will be a NINE
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01-05-2012, 06:58 PM
Quote: (01-05-2012 05:16 PM)Chad Daring Wrote:
Quote: (01-05-2012 02:14 PM)Dash Global Wrote:
Quote: (01-05-2012 01:03 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:
Quote: (01-05-2012 01:04 AM)Dash Global Wrote:
a 9 ?!?!?
So what is Jessica Alba @ 15?..... perfect
ha she was crazy hot in idle hands
I mean seriously. Diaz even in the Mask cant hold a candle to Alba. No way Diaz was, is, or every will be a NINE
This is why the Ten Scale is pointless...
We dont even have to use any numbers.
Alba = Elite
Diaz = Nice (in mask)
The past couple of years Diaz has looked like a skinny crack whore.
Shame on you JT.
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01-05-2012, 07:10 PM
Quote: (01-05-2012 11:56 AM)UgSlayer Wrote:
I would, but only because of that 7th Heaven money. If I were him, no way. Many guys would have married Michelle Pfeiffer back in the Batman Returns days, but look at her now.
There are some women who do remain beautiful, like Kelly Preston, (Travolta's wife) who is 49 years old. But it's a crapshoot. But if you look at her now and then you watch Twins with Devito and Shwarzeneger, it makes you want to shed a tear that nature played a cruel trick on women.
You're assuming he'd be stuck with her forever, when that isn't the case. His (and her) finances are such that, were things to go sour (or were he to just completely lose sexual attraction), he could pretty much leave without any real significant financial consequences, and move along to another one without having to even look back. He's not taking a big risk here at all.
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01-05-2012, 11:18 PM
Quote: (01-05-2012 07:10 PM)Athlone McGinnis Wrote:
Quote: (01-05-2012 11:56 AM)UgSlayer Wrote:
I would, but only because of that 7th Heaven money. If I were him, no way. Many guys would have married Michelle Pfeiffer back in the Batman Returns days, but look at her now.
There are some women who do remain beautiful, like Kelly Preston, (Travolta's wife) who is 49 years old. But it's a crapshoot. But if you look at her now and then you watch Twins with Devito and Shwarzeneger, it makes you want to shed a tear that nature played a cruel trick on women.
You're assuming he'd be stuck with her forever, when that isn't the case. His (and her) finances are such that, were things to go sour (or were he to just completely lose sexual attraction), he could pretty much leave without any real significant financial consequences, and move along to another one without having to even look back. He's not taking a big risk here at all.
I'm not sure on that one. I'm assuming he has WAY more money than her. She was in 7th heaven and some movies. He was in N fucking Sync back when people actually had to buy CD's. Plus his solo album(s?) and multiple films.
Edit: Google told me JT is worth 70 mill and Biel is worth 18. When I initially wrote that I thought he was worth way more and underestimated Biel's net worth. Still a pretty large gap, though. And my gut tells me Timberlake has a lot more earning potential than she does in the future. Still, whatever makes him happy. I just hope he doesn't end up like Kobe or Mel.
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01-07-2012, 05:42 AM
Quote: (01-04-2012 06:04 PM)basilransom Wrote:
No. Even though I figure I'll get married eventually.
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01-08-2012, 08:12 PM
Quote: (01-05-2012 10:27 AM)MiXX Wrote:
Quote: (01-04-2012 04:35 PM)Menace Wrote:
He doesn't even need any game. His game is "I'm Justin Timberlake."
Actually his best pick-up line should be, If I were his game coach...go up to a girl with a huge grin, and say "Hi, I'm Justin Bieber".
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01-08-2012, 10:50 PM
She has the herpe, so no I wouldn't. How do I know? You could say I once had access to sensitive pharmaceutical information. 100% serious.
As does Cameron Diaz. Sorry to burst your dream bubbles.
Side note, the entire Osbourne family was drugged up throughout the early 2000s.
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01-09-2012, 10:35 AM
I like Jessica Biel better than Jessica Alba. I'd rate Alba 7.5 and Biel 8.
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01-09-2012, 12:56 PM
Biel has a better body, but Alba kills Biel in the face.
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01-09-2012, 01:29 PM
Quote: (01-08-2012 10:50 PM)Gmac Wrote:
She has the herpe, so no I wouldn't. How do I know? You could say I once had access to sensitive pharmaceutical information. 100% serious.
As does Cameron Diaz. Sorry to burst your dream bubbles.
I'm honestly not even surprised. The entertainment/music industry is frikkin crazy. A lot of out-there shit goes on in that relatively small (and not all that visible) world, and I'm willing to bet that STDs are just the tip of the iceberg.
Makes sense when you think about it. You're putting a bunch of people together whose livelihoods are dependent on putting on never-ending facades and gaining validation from tens of millions other random people while constantly being in the spotlight (stalkers, papparazzi, etc), never mind the tremendous amount of money and drugs they have access to. Of course they go wild off-camera.
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01-09-2012, 05:47 PM
Quote: (01-09-2012 12:56 PM)Dash Global Wrote:
Biel has a better body, but Alba kills Biel in the face.
Yes...Alba is prettier (though I find Biel has a sexiness in her face that Alba doesn't have), but Biel's curves are RIDICULOUS. That scene in "Summer Catch" where she gets out of the pool, dripping wet ranks with Phoebe Cates' from "Fast Times." And she didn't even have to undo her top!
Chicks like Gina Gershon, Ellen Barkin, Maria Bello, Monica Bellucci, Penelope Cruz and even Vanessa Ferlito aren't pretty like some of their Hollywood counterparts, but they burn with sexuality that some of the prettier chicks don't.
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01-11-2012, 07:28 AM
I don't know about giving her the ring...I'd certainly explore her ringpiece if invited!