So I pulled an Asian lizard to my apartment this weekend.
I met her at some club out of Toronto and over texting (as much as some guys hate it, I only spoke to her once over the phone and pretty much unravelled every thing over sms), she came to mine.
I made dinner and she brought the booze.
So when I went to let her in my building, I wore an old NBA jersey and some semi John Stockton length shorts to strike DHSV (Deemed Higher Sexual Value) into her head. I've got a decent frame and I have closed deals in the past off of thirsty lizards by showing them meat.
So we sat at mine, eating the food I made and drinking the alcohol.
She was quite interesting to talk to and not banal and dull like 98 percent of the Canadian lizards I am forced to waffle with. I might assign that to her Asian background etc.
Anyway, I beckoned her over onto my futon. She did the Asian giggle shyly (she is a grown ass woman though) and refused. I smiled in my comfortable buzzed out liquor state.
She liked to travel so I regaled my tales of the DR and set off a quick bachata playlist.
Funny enough, I thought of el mechanico's recent adventure and my heart began to yearn for DR since there was romantica bachata playing.
I had the music playing from my laptop so she came over to see my selection.
I extended my arm and snared her in.
We continued talking and she was commenting on the marvellous Dominican onions (pictures were showing up from the playlist) but I smiled and worked on my one arm bra popper. Pow!
The clip was undone and I tried to snake round her back to cup those chicklets.
She gasped in 'shock' and moved my hand away.
I deliberately wore John Stocktons so she could see what I was working with.
Cut a long story short, she didn't go ahead with the slay and said she doesn't do things so fast.
Question: I've been thinking of a new strong closer in where I pull out the Benjamin (Mr Schlong) in these LMR situations.
Is this a wise move or can it either be a strictly make or break situation?
Has anyone sealed a deal on a first hit by pulling out their fat man?
Thoughts, please.
I met her at some club out of Toronto and over texting (as much as some guys hate it, I only spoke to her once over the phone and pretty much unravelled every thing over sms), she came to mine.
I made dinner and she brought the booze.
So when I went to let her in my building, I wore an old NBA jersey and some semi John Stockton length shorts to strike DHSV (Deemed Higher Sexual Value) into her head. I've got a decent frame and I have closed deals in the past off of thirsty lizards by showing them meat.
So we sat at mine, eating the food I made and drinking the alcohol.
She was quite interesting to talk to and not banal and dull like 98 percent of the Canadian lizards I am forced to waffle with. I might assign that to her Asian background etc.
Anyway, I beckoned her over onto my futon. She did the Asian giggle shyly (she is a grown ass woman though) and refused. I smiled in my comfortable buzzed out liquor state.
She liked to travel so I regaled my tales of the DR and set off a quick bachata playlist.
Funny enough, I thought of el mechanico's recent adventure and my heart began to yearn for DR since there was romantica bachata playing.
I had the music playing from my laptop so she came over to see my selection.
I extended my arm and snared her in.
We continued talking and she was commenting on the marvellous Dominican onions (pictures were showing up from the playlist) but I smiled and worked on my one arm bra popper. Pow!
The clip was undone and I tried to snake round her back to cup those chicklets.
She gasped in 'shock' and moved my hand away.
I deliberately wore John Stocktons so she could see what I was working with.
Cut a long story short, she didn't go ahead with the slay and said she doesn't do things so fast.
Question: I've been thinking of a new strong closer in where I pull out the Benjamin (Mr Schlong) in these LMR situations.
Is this a wise move or can it either be a strictly make or break situation?
Has anyone sealed a deal on a first hit by pulling out their fat man?
Thoughts, please.
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