Last week a random girl called me with a wrong number. She sounded good-looking on the message and I had nothing to lose so I laid down some text game. It ended up working, maybe someone can take something from it...or not I don't care. Texts as follows:
Me:who's this
her:Sally
m:whatup Sally
h:Nothing.
m:I met you at that penthouse party right?
h:???
24hrs
m
up guuuurrl
h:Nothing
m:when we hangin out
h:?
m:what you doin tonight
1030pm
m:u n me are hanging out. where am I picking you up
h:My house. Where are you now? I'm off A and B.
m:what time
h:Now? -Sally
m:gotta be later
h:Busy. Maybe some other day. -Sally
6pm next day
m
end me a pic Sally
h:*pic* (Mid 20s middle class dirty blonde chick ~7/8, nothing to write home about)
h:Sally
m:i don't know you ur cute tho when we hanging out
h:Come and get me at 123Mst near Y store.
m:in (my town) right
h:yea
m:aite. grab me a croissant. be there shortly
h:Wait. Are you serious??
To which I didn't reply. Took a couple shots of vodka and went to retrieve my croissant, did a couple venue changes and a BJ in my car at the end of the night. I did a lay up for whoever she was trying to call.
Me:who's this
her:Sally
m:whatup Sally
h:Nothing.
m:I met you at that penthouse party right?
h:???
24hrs
m

h:Nothing
m:when we hangin out
h:?
m:what you doin tonight
1030pm
m:u n me are hanging out. where am I picking you up
h:My house. Where are you now? I'm off A and B.
m:what time
h:Now? -Sally
m:gotta be later
h:Busy. Maybe some other day. -Sally
6pm next day
m

h:*pic* (Mid 20s middle class dirty blonde chick ~7/8, nothing to write home about)
h:Sally
m:i don't know you ur cute tho when we hanging out
h:Come and get me at 123Mst near Y store.
m:in (my town) right
h:yea
m:aite. grab me a croissant. be there shortly
h:Wait. Are you serious??
To which I didn't reply. Took a couple shots of vodka and went to retrieve my croissant, did a couple venue changes and a BJ in my car at the end of the night. I did a lay up for whoever she was trying to call.