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06-14-2013, 11:22 AM
Broke my wrist from a motorcycle accident in Nov '11. Cast for six weeks but got four new notches with the cast on. Great story, hoes didnt give a fuck, I am just glad it was my left wirst.
Couldnt see myself bar hoppin/clubbin with crutches or a black eye. Depends on the injury. Either way confidence is always key.
The cycle of disrespect can start with just an appetizer.
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06-16-2013, 05:36 PM
Would you guys go on a first date with a girl from online while sporting crutches and cast?
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06-16-2013, 09:38 PM
Quote: (06-16-2013 05:36 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:
Would you guys go on a first date with a girl from online while sporting crutches and cast?
Her: What happened to you?
Ali: I was walking my dog out at night in my town when I hear a cry for help coming from afar. I sprinted to see what was going on. I came across a burning building where there was a little girl trapped in the second floor. I did what I had to do.
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06-17-2013, 03:10 AM
I felt so helpless when I was recovering from my surgery on my shoulder. There were lots of positions I couldn't bang in. I mostly just had the girl I was banging at the time ride me. I've also had an ankle surgery, that one was fine though. Doesn't seem to have been as bad as Ali's.
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06-19-2013, 12:12 PM
Background: Supermarket. I'm hobbling around with my cane wishing I was high on Vicodin again. I'm carrying a basket full of food in the other hand. I notice this cute girl and her boyfriend enter the produce section where I'm at and almost immediately staring at me. I get this a lot, but she was really trying to set my clothes on fire with her mind. So I approach her while her boyfriend goes to some other part of the store.
Me: What?
Her: Oh, uh... Awkwardly beings to stutter out an apology
Me: Interurptting her 'Yeah yeah, I know. I'm kind of ripped for a cripple'
Got her phone number and made my exit.
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06-21-2013, 12:51 PM
After conferring with senior members I've decided to just show up to the dates on crutches without telling them beforehand. My backstory is:
" I was working with Red Cross in Afghanistan setting up a soccer league for amputee children. When morters started landing in the soccer field, I scrambled to drag the children to safety. When I heard incoming I dove on several kids, shielding them with my body. A piece of shrapnel hit my leg."
At some point I'll be walking with a cane. I need something pimp. Anyone got any suggestions on something that looks cool, is a bit classy, and could initiate a conversation?
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06-21-2013, 01:33 PM
Go get a pedicure "mystery black" no backstory needed
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07-01-2013, 07:58 PM
So I've picked out a few canes. This is harder than I thought. Most are made to appeal to old ass Greeks in Florida. Here's what I got so far:
Sherlock Holmes cane game. Every time a chick says something she has to say it to the cane to make sure it isn't a lie. Hahaha. Could be fun.
http://www.incrediblecanes.com/silverhan...page4.html
Interesting snake cane. Looks cool, and I can come up with some story about buying it somewhere around the world.
That's all I got. If it's not totally cool, it'll make me look old. If you guys find something, post it here. I'd appreciate it.