[choichoi]

(09-29-2011 07:27 AM)Dash Global Wrote:  

Im hammering out my spanish in preparation for the move to Colombia.

But I cant find alot of info on joking, flirting, and negging chicks in spanish.

Who can help a brother out?

this site's good for slang and maybe you can find a joke or two in there. The actual homepage isnt working for some reason but you can still browse the glossary:

[chochemonger1]

(09-29-2011 11:41 AM)Dash Global Wrote:  

You right about FB chat, im on that bitch all the time with colombianas.

What im gonna do is stay a week in Cali, Pereira, Armenia, and Manizales and pick the one I like the best.

Pre-trip im leaning towards the coffee triangle (Pereira, Armenia, Manizales) due to it being a short bus ride to Medellin and Cali.

I might be in Colombia much sooner than expected. Could potentially arrive in December. Not sure what I will do but thats weighing heavy in my mind.

Hey dash im curious how your respond rates on cc and other sites vary depending on the city. I could see how that could determine your decision as to where you are going to hit it up in Colombia. That being said, I've been to Armenia, Pereira, Manizales and Cali. No matter how bad Medellin is getting now or whether it as been ruined, it is still way better in an overall sense than any of these little cities (in terms of overall living and the women). Sure there is nothing wrong with spending a couple of weeks in each one (and each has its different benefits as has been discussed in this forum) but they just dont compete in a long sense strategy. I will hit up Bucaramanga( a city of more than one million people with great universities) next year which hopefully will most resemble medellin in its glory days as that is the best Colombia had to offer. Bucaramanga is isolated and there isnt much information, but if its good why would i need to go to another city. Now that is just a theory of mine and my level of spanish is perfect so nothing wrong with a difference of opinion on this matter. Mix might be the one with the most knowledge on this matter.

[Dash Global]

(09-29-2011 04:29 PM)chochemonger1 Wrote:  

(09-29-2011 11:41 AM)Dash Global Wrote:  

You right about FB chat, im on that bitch all the time with colombianas.

What im gonna do is stay a week in Cali, Pereira, Armenia, and Manizales and pick the one I like the best.

Pre-trip im leaning towards the coffee triangle (Pereira, Armenia, Manizales) due to it being a short bus ride to Medellin and Cali.

I might be in Colombia much sooner than expected. Could potentially arrive in December. Not sure what I will do but thats weighing heavy in my mind.

Hey dash im curious how your respond rates on cc and other sites vary depending on the city. I could see how that could determine your decision as to where you are going to hit it up in Colombia. That being said, I've been to Armenia, Pereira, Manizales and Cali. No matter how bad Medellin is getting now or whether it as been ruined, it is still way better in an overall sense than any of these little cities (in terms of overall living and the women). Sure there is nothing wrong with spending a couple of weeks in each one (and each has its different benefits as has been discussed in this forum) but they just dont compete in a long sense strategy. I will hit up Bucaramanga( a city of more than one million people with great universities) next year which hopefully will most resemble medellin in its glory days as that is the best Colombia had to offer. Bucaramanga is isolated and there isnt much information, but if its good why would i need to go to another city. Now that is just a theory of mine and my level of spanish is perfect so nothing wrong with a difference of opinion on this matter. Mix might be the one with the most knowledge on this matter.

I get VERY high response rates. As expected. I would consider myself a better than average looking young white guy. So I expect EVERY girl to respond back to me and if they dont im scratching my head.

The chicks im adding will have ZERO influence on me picking a city. As I know there will be TONS / PLENTY of chicks in the cities for me to choose from. Not worried about some 100 handful of chicks I meet online. They are just ice'ing on the cake. Something to entertain me for when I first arrive. I will need some time to go out and meet females and build my stable and social circles.

I see zero difference in Medellin and Pereira other than size and number of population. Pereira is plenty big enough for me on paper. If I somehow sleep with all the women of that city I would need a new dick. Which is near impossible. So what is it that you can do in the city of Medellin itself that I cant do in Pereira? As i have pointed out in another thread all I need in a city is plenty of women, good nightlife, a gym, a movie theater, and a mall.

Bucara seems real nice. It is just isolated as hell though...

[Pete]

If you need any help with spanish pm me. Spanish is my native language.

[Dash Global]

Pete,

Go ahead and bust out some good spanish flirting we can run on the ladies.

[JayMillz]

(09-29-2011 07:27 AM)Dash Global Wrote:  

Im hammering out my spanish in preparation for the move to Colombia.

But I cant find alot of info on joking, flirting, and negging chicks in spanish.

Who can help a brother out?

My advice would be to go to Colombia forums, chat rooms, online dating sites etc. and see what people are saying and what they are posting. In other words, go to the source or pic your fruit from the tree instead of using 2nd and 3rd hand sources. You can also befriend a Colombiana or Colombiano in one of those venues and ask her/him the same question or ask for advice.

[Goldmund]

A call for help to my Spanish speaking hermanos. (germanico, where you at?)

I have a date lined up tomorrow with one of the hottest girls I have seen in a long time. Extreme beauty, stopped me in my tracks, all signals go, had to talk to her.

The only snag is, she doesn't speak English, and my Spanish is meagre at best.

Luckily, her sister was with her and could speak fluent English and translate. My game was in overdrive because this girl was such a turn-on and I was able to charm both of them and get her info.

Anyway...can any Spanish speakers give me some cute/sexual/fun phrases that I can bust out at the right time tomorrow and get her laughing and turned on?

I'm in Oaxaca, Mexico by the way.

Muchas Gracias.

[Yeti]

No mames cabrón! = don't be fucking with me like that

Soy buena onda, en serio = I'm a good boy, I swear

Guácala! = yuck!

No jodas! = basically like no mames

[el conquistador]

Be very careful about using slang such as "no hay pedo" (no problem) or "no mames" (now way, get outta here) or "a la verga" (lets split) or even 'cabron, joder' ect. as another poster said in the company of women. Mexican society is still very traditional and that is considered "boys talk". She'll consider you poorly educated and won't be turned on. NEVER say these if her friends and family are around. You might get a free pass for being a gringo but it will royally fuck up your chances.

Compliments that would be considered cheesy and cause you to lose the girl in the US will work well:

"me encanta su sonrisa" (I love your smile)
"tus ojitos son muy bonitos" (your eyes are amazing)
"creo que eres mi media naranja" (I think you are 'the one')

call her "mi amorcito", "mi vida" "mi cielo" she'll laugh.

PM me if you need any more help.
Best of luck

[Yeti]

That's a good point.

Some words should be kept for girls who go for more aggressive game, who like that you are a bit rough.

Other girls want softer words. I like your eyes, etc.

[Goldmund]

Thanks guys, this chick is definitely the traditional sort.

But I have a feeling I can get away with anything because she thinks I'm a famous American artist.

Meeting up with her in a few hours and am going to drop some of those lines.

"Tus ojitos son muy bonitos, guacala!"