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Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat
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Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat

Ahh I almost forgot why I miss West Virginia ...

Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report


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11/16 UPDATE: Malodorous suspect gets 90 days in jail.

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

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I love West Virginia! Confused out of towner game works like magic there. Can't wait to go back!
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Quote: (09-21-2011 05:00 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I love West Virginia! Confused out of towner game works like magic there. Can't wait to go back!

You should hit up Melissa next time you're in the area. LOL

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Quote: (09-21-2011 05:00 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I love West Virginia! Confused out of towner game works like magic there. Can't wait to go back!

Dude, break this one down.
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Quote: (09-21-2011 05:17 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

Quote: (09-21-2011 05:00 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I love West Virginia! Confused out of towner game works like magic there. Can't wait to go back!

Dude, break this one down.

Sounds like a good one. Start a new thread.

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Don't think for a second I won't go there next month for some quick easy pussy. It's that or head south and suffer through language barriers.
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LOL @thread title
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Quote: (09-21-2011 05:28 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

Don't think for a second I won't go there next month for some quick easy pussy. It's that or head south and suffer through language barriers.
I 'll go there with you on one condition, i need to see dental records and record of last visit to a groomer on these whores.
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Quote: (09-21-2011 05:52 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

Quote: (09-21-2011 05:28 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

Don't think for a second I won't go there next month for some quick easy pussy. It's that or head south and suffer through language barriers.
I 'll go there with you on one condition, i need to see dental records and record of last visit to a groomer on these whores.

Dude, it can't possibly be that bad.....right? I know WV get a bad rap but NO ONE goes there for pussy. Just about any swag from anywhere would have to work.
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Lmaoooo
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Quote: (09-21-2011 06:01 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

Quote: (09-21-2011 05:52 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

Quote: (09-21-2011 05:28 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

Don't think for a second I won't go there next month for some quick easy pussy. It's that or head south and suffer through language barriers.
I 'll go there with you on one condition, i need to see dental records and record of last visit to a groomer on these whores.

Dude, it can't possibly be that bad.....right? I know WV get a bad rap but NO ONE goes there for pussy. Just about any swag from anywhere would have to work.

You need to go there and see it for yourself .lol. Plenty of the "inbred" look is rampant. I swear sheep is fair game in that state too. Big fucking ears, scraggly hair, and that accent, ugh.
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I got something for WV and it's insane! I have company now so will give the lowdown later. Don't think for one second that place is not full of fine girls that are too dumb to manifest a bitchshield.
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Quote: (09-21-2011 06:53 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I got something for WV and it's insane! I have company now so will give the lowdown later. Don't think for one second that place is not full of fine girls that are too dumb to manifest a bitchshield.

DUDE. I'm seriously thinking about the other Charleston. It's gonna be a 9 hr. drive but I have haven't done a roadtrip in forever. Shit, I'm gonna need a believable cover story for this. I can already hear, "What the hell are you doing up in these parts?"
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Quote: (09-21-2011 06:53 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I got something for WV and it's insane! I have company now so will give the lowdown later. Don't think for one second that place is not full of fine girls that are too dumb to manifest a bitchshield.

I've been through WV enough times, and most of the state is a hole filled with intermittent meth labs.

Though Charleston looked pretty nice.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Feminism is a trade union for ugly women"- Peregrine
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Quote: (09-21-2011 10:06 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

Quote: (09-21-2011 06:53 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I got something for WV and it's insane! I have company now so will give the lowdown later. Don't think for one second that place is not full of fine girls that are too dumb to manifest a bitchshield.

DUDE. I'm seriously thinking about the other Charleston. It's gonna be a 9 hr. drive but I have haven't done a roadtrip in forever. Shit, I'm gonna need a believable cover story for this. I can already hear, "What the hell are you doing up in these parts?"
I have your cover story and it's real. I noticed driving through and exploring the back roads that you can rent space by the year on the sides of old barns to put up a sign.

Also the signs are for places that are sometimes for businesses a thousand miles away. Being that tons of my relatives live in Ohio they are always coming to visit they drive thru WV. I am going to put a sign up on one of these old barns (southbound) that says El Mechanicos car repair with the address and the amount of miles it is away.
Being a Florida boy I often refer to the people there as "yankees" or "northeners" they hate it.
You could get in a girls social circle in one hour in these small towns..Make plans to hit the bar and let the new guy in town work for you.
The downside is you better be bar/redneck savvy.
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Not this big but you get the idea.
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Quote: (09-21-2011 06:01 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

Quote: (09-21-2011 05:52 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

Quote: (09-21-2011 05:28 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

Don't think for a second I won't go there next month for some quick easy pussy. It's that or head south and suffer through language barriers.
I 'll go there with you on one condition, i need to see dental records and record of last visit to a groomer on these whores.

Dude, it can't possibly be that bad.....right? I know WV get a bad rap but NO ONE goes there for pussy. Just about any swag from anywhere would have to work.

When I was at college I was near the border of north carolina and west virginia... you better believe people drove across the border to hit those strip clubs (and more) all the time. WVA girls are some of the easiest in the world.

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Quote: (09-22-2011 11:27 AM)Gmac Wrote:  

Quote: (09-21-2011 06:01 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

Quote: (09-21-2011 05:52 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

Quote: (09-21-2011 05:28 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

Don't think for a second I won't go there next month for some quick easy pussy. It's that or head south and suffer through language barriers.
I 'll go there with you on one condition, i need to see dental records and record of last visit to a groomer on these whores.

Dude, it can't possibly be that bad.....right? I know WV get a bad rap but NO ONE goes there for pussy. Just about any swag from anywhere would have to work.

When I was at college I was near the border of north carolina and west virginia... you better believe people drove across the border to hit those strip clubs (and more) all the time. WVA girls are some of the easiest in the world.
I met a girl there once who was selling Coal from her driveway. Raw Coal.
The place is insane.
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I had a roommate from WV a few years back... he didn't have plumbing until he was 8, that would've been 1997...

Though I dont doubt there's some real diamonds in the rough there, those country girls can be something else

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Quote: (09-22-2011 05:30 PM)Chad Daring Wrote:  

I had a roommate from WV a few years back... he didn't have plumbing until he was 8, that would've been 1997...

Though I dont doubt there's some real diamonds in the rough there, those country girls can be something else

In the house or on his body? Could go either way in WV..
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WV, the new Eastern Europe?
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OK. I've been trolled. [Image: tard.gif] Probably had that one coming.
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Quote: (09-22-2011 11:54 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I met a girl there once who was selling Coal from her driveway. Raw Coal.
The place is insane.

And they probably all drive pickup trucks.
No thanks. There are very few things which disgust me.
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C'mon MAAAAAAANNNNNN. Are you guys fucking w/ me or what? El mechanico, are you saying I need to paint a barn? [Image: huh.gif]

Seriously, I'm hitting the road today and need to start making travel plans. And stop picking on the retarded kid. [Image: angel.gif]

edit: grammer. Spanish is fucking up my English. LOL.
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Quote: (09-23-2011 09:09 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

C'mon MAAAAAAANNNNNN. Are you guys fucking w/ me or what? El mechanico, are you saying I need to paint a barn? [Image: huh.gif]

Seriously, I hitting the road today and need to start making travel plans. And stop picking on the retarded kid. [Image: angel.gif]
No dude just play scout. Gives you a reason to mingle and have girls "help" you.
I want a pre existing sign that I could just take to the sign shop anyway.
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