With the end of the year approaching, I thought it was a good time to document a significant endeavour that I undertook during the year, a testosterone enanthate cycle, and what better way to share my experience than to write about it in tandem with a significant passion of mine - draining my testicles.
Like a lot of the members of this forum that are keen on self-improvement, and in particular have a focus on weight training/body building, I was intrigued by this thread regarding testosterone injections.
I did all my due diligence in respect of the risks, researching various protocols, the importance of a strict diet/rest regime to enable the best results and receiving council from members with experience on the subject. After weighing up the pros and cons of cycling v TRT, I decided it was more appropriate for my goals to go all in with a cycle. I ordered a 12 week supply of testosterone enanthate from my dick pill supplier. It was only after another 3 months that I felt comfortable to begin the cycle.
Here, I will discuss my methods, the issues I faced, my successes with the drug and my successes with women.
BackgroundLike a lot of the members of this forum that are keen on self-improvement, and in particular have a focus on weight training/body building, I was intrigued by this thread regarding testosterone injections.
I did all my due diligence in respect of the risks, researching various protocols, the importance of a strict diet/rest regime to enable the best results and receiving council from members with experience on the subject. After weighing up the pros and cons of cycling v TRT, I decided it was more appropriate for my goals to go all in with a cycle. I ordered a 12 week supply of testosterone enanthate from my dick pill supplier. It was only after another 3 months that I felt comfortable to begin the cycle.
Here, I will discuss my methods, the issues I faced, my successes with the drug and my successes with women.
192cms / 6’ 4”
Weight at start of cycle 95.5 kg
White
39 years old
Lifting on and off since 16 years old
Military background
Testosterone and associated paraphernalia
250mg / 1 cc/ml Testoviron Depot ampules (Marketed by German Remedies, a division of Cadilia Healthcare Limited);
Terumo 1cc/ml syringes;
Terumo 23g x 1 ¼” needles; and
Alcohol swabs.
(mid cycle after busting a couple of ampules in my hand, I also purchased a “Snapit” ampule opener through http://www.qlicksmart.com which makes ampule opening a breeze).
Pinned 250 mg’s in glutes every 3.5 days. Half a tab of anastrozole after each pin.
I found this to be an informative read on the subject
I also can’t discount the inclusion of Cialis of which I take 10mgs every 2 days and have done since 2013. There are a myriad of health benefits for men taking Cialis.
Typical diet
Breakfast – 1 scoop of Optimum Nutrition WPI, 150 grams of 0.5% fat greek yoghurt (9.7 gms of protein per 100 gms), 4 eggs, 1 banana, 200 mls hi-lo milk.
Snack – 50 gms roasted mixed nuts
Lunch – 200 gms chicken breast, cup of sweet potato, 2 cups broccoli
Snack – 50 gms roasted mixed nuts
Afternoon meal – same as breakfast
Dinner – same as lunch or 250 gm piece of skin on salmon with salad, or 250 gm eye fillet steak with salad and two eggs.
No fizzy drinks, except for a pint of beer on a few occasions. Dark chocolate also occasionally.
Training
As there are so many different opinions on training, I’ve left this detail out. Suffice to say that lifting heavy weights with correct form and full range of motion to tear down the muscle, allowing for adequate time between sessions (with adequate sleep and caloric intake) is vital for building lean muscle mass.
WEEK 1
Test-cycle report
Weight at end of week 1: 97.1 kg
Gain: 1.6 kg
Mood slightly elevated, no noticeable increase in strength, however bigger pumps in the gym. Libido unchanged. Urine became a consistently light straw colour.
Testicle reportNothing to report for week 1
WEEK 2
Test-cycle report
Weight at end of week 2: 99.3 kg
Gain: 2.2 kg
One night, post sex, I experienced an intense cramp in my shin that just wouldn’t go away. It felt like how I would imagine compartment syndrome to feel like. Sign of gains maybe? It went away by lunch time the following day.
Same as week 1 re strength / libido etc.Broke an ampule upon opening, no glass in thumb luckily. After opening a fresh ampule, I rushed and pinned without getting air out (dumb), so had to re-pin.
Testicle reportI decided to fire up OK Cupid to see if there was any decent talent on there. Not likely, I know. A couple of days in I noticed a young and cute looking Asian, my preferred ethnicity and age bracket. She was in Perth on holiday, from Hong Kong and would be staying for a week. I knew I had to move fast in getting her number as she’d inevitably be peppered with messages, if she wasn’t already. She didn’t hesitate in giving me her number, so I set up a date for that evening.
I picked her up from her hotel and drove her to a local Thai restaurant that serves good but not exorbitantly priced food. She had a bubbly personality and was eager to ask questions about me and my background. Her accent was not that of a typical Asian. Turns out she had spent her childhood moving around a lot due to her parents’ business, staying in Germany, Spain and USA for the most part.
As we exited the car I made sure I was a few steps behind her. She wore tight jeans and suitably high heels, always great for positioning the ass where it needs to be for a judging eye. I was somewhat surprised to be greeted with a voluptuous but tight body, with a perfectly thick booty, not all that common for Chinese. I would later learn that she inherited this from her father, a fact that sat a bit oddly as I pictured in my mind’s eye a middle aged Asian man with a rotund backside.
We made quick work of our meals and it was now time to leave the restaurant. As we started driving I dropped my usual line, “so it’s still early, how about we go back to my apartment for a while, I can show you a nice view of Perth”. My invitation was met with pensive agreement, as it usually is, even if they are secretly excited to discover the size of my cock.
After showing her the view we got comfy on my couch. I could sense she was a bit nervous, but more in anticipation and desire to get intimate, rather than the type that causes chicks to become withdrawn and rigid. How did I know this? She was asking lots and lots of questions, many of them just surface level, and paying close attention to my responses. This was now my cue to escalate, so I did and it was welcomed.
The anticipation was now palpable as we wandered into my bedroom, my hand on her ass ushering her to the doorway, calibrating her direction by alternating cheeks as a signal of sorts. The only category I could ding this chick in would be her very small breasts, however everything else about her was incredible, commanding my manhood’s attention. With a body like hers, there was no other choice but to go in raw, anything else would be met with remorse as I took stock of the encounter in hindsight.
She slept over every night from then on. Such a pleasant and easy going girl, always eager to drain my testicles.
WEEK 3I picked her up from her hotel and drove her to a local Thai restaurant that serves good but not exorbitantly priced food. She had a bubbly personality and was eager to ask questions about me and my background. Her accent was not that of a typical Asian. Turns out she had spent her childhood moving around a lot due to her parents’ business, staying in Germany, Spain and USA for the most part.
As we exited the car I made sure I was a few steps behind her. She wore tight jeans and suitably high heels, always great for positioning the ass where it needs to be for a judging eye. I was somewhat surprised to be greeted with a voluptuous but tight body, with a perfectly thick booty, not all that common for Chinese. I would later learn that she inherited this from her father, a fact that sat a bit oddly as I pictured in my mind’s eye a middle aged Asian man with a rotund backside.
We made quick work of our meals and it was now time to leave the restaurant. As we started driving I dropped my usual line, “so it’s still early, how about we go back to my apartment for a while, I can show you a nice view of Perth”. My invitation was met with pensive agreement, as it usually is, even if they are secretly excited to discover the size of my cock.
After showing her the view we got comfy on my couch. I could sense she was a bit nervous, but more in anticipation and desire to get intimate, rather than the type that causes chicks to become withdrawn and rigid. How did I know this? She was asking lots and lots of questions, many of them just surface level, and paying close attention to my responses. This was now my cue to escalate, so I did and it was welcomed.
The anticipation was now palpable as we wandered into my bedroom, my hand on her ass ushering her to the doorway, calibrating her direction by alternating cheeks as a signal of sorts. The only category I could ding this chick in would be her very small breasts, however everything else about her was incredible, commanding my manhood’s attention. With a body like hers, there was no other choice but to go in raw, anything else would be met with remorse as I took stock of the encounter in hindsight.
She slept over every night from then on. Such a pleasant and easy going girl, always eager to drain my testicles.
Test-cycle report
Weight at end of week 3: 100.1 kg
Gain: 0.8 kg
Upon aspirating the syringe, I noticed that I’d hit a blood vessel and had to re pin.
Testicle report
With nothing much doing on OKC, it was now time to fire up Tinder. Within a couple of hours I was chatting with an early 30’s Asian lawyer who was a few weeks into a 6 month secondment from Sydney. As it was a Saturday night, she made a point of providing me a detailed blow by blow of how she’d be spending the evening with her friends. I gave her a suggestion for post dinner drinks, which prompted her to ask me to join her and her friends.
Not keen on walking into a potential minefield, I declined the invitation. She mentioned that she'd be at the venue and that I should come out if I changed my mind. Meanwhile, I had matched with a half Polish, half Mauritian chick (let’s call her PM) that I had previously matched with last time I was on Tinder some 6 months prior. We’d exchanged numbers however she’d gone radio silent. I received an enthusiastic response from her. She mentioned that she’d be out later and asked me to meet her…at the same venue that I’d suggested to the Asian chick. I left her doubting if I’d show up.
Fuck it I thought. I’ll see if I can play these chicks off each other. I Ubered my way into the city and scanned the room for Asians. I couldn’t find her so I grabbed a drink, my go to when gaming – a lime and soda, sans Vodka. I walked out to the beer garden and caught the eye of PM. She was a bit unsure if it was me or not. Within only a few metres from her and her group were the Asian chick and her friend. After about 10 minutes of chatting (all the while the PM stealing glances and getting jealous), the friend knew it was time for her to eject and let her friend get fucked.
Asian chick got up to get the second round and without a second to spare, PM bolted over and sidled up next to me. This girl wasn’t just drunk, but on something, probably ecstasy. Her pupils were like pancakes and she was incredibly affectionate for having never met me in person. She was also full of compliments. I downplayed my association with the Asian chick, explaining that she’s lawyer who I have a “professional” relationship with. Within an hour or so it was back to my place with the Asian chick to bang. I unmatched her on Tinder the following day.
On the back of the piqued interest of PM, she was banged the following weekend, later to be ghosted (due to a pancake ass and earnest pornstar-like demeanour during sex), much to her chagrin.
WEEK 4Not keen on walking into a potential minefield, I declined the invitation. She mentioned that she'd be at the venue and that I should come out if I changed my mind. Meanwhile, I had matched with a half Polish, half Mauritian chick (let’s call her PM) that I had previously matched with last time I was on Tinder some 6 months prior. We’d exchanged numbers however she’d gone radio silent. I received an enthusiastic response from her. She mentioned that she’d be out later and asked me to meet her…at the same venue that I’d suggested to the Asian chick. I left her doubting if I’d show up.
Fuck it I thought. I’ll see if I can play these chicks off each other. I Ubered my way into the city and scanned the room for Asians. I couldn’t find her so I grabbed a drink, my go to when gaming – a lime and soda, sans Vodka. I walked out to the beer garden and caught the eye of PM. She was a bit unsure if it was me or not. Within only a few metres from her and her group were the Asian chick and her friend. After about 10 minutes of chatting (all the while the PM stealing glances and getting jealous), the friend knew it was time for her to eject and let her friend get fucked.
Asian chick got up to get the second round and without a second to spare, PM bolted over and sidled up next to me. This girl wasn’t just drunk, but on something, probably ecstasy. Her pupils were like pancakes and she was incredibly affectionate for having never met me in person. She was also full of compliments. I downplayed my association with the Asian chick, explaining that she’s lawyer who I have a “professional” relationship with. Within an hour or so it was back to my place with the Asian chick to bang. I unmatched her on Tinder the following day.
On the back of the piqued interest of PM, she was banged the following weekend, later to be ghosted (due to a pancake ass and earnest pornstar-like demeanour during sex), much to her chagrin.
Test-cycle report
Weight at end of week 4: 100.8 kg
Gain: 0.7 kg
Noticeable increase in size, clothing fitting tighter. Still not really noticing a marked increase in strength yet however. Got a slight cold, but didn’t affect me too much.
Testicle report
It was now time for Wechat’s moment in the sun. A hot Thai chick that I’d pinged “Hi” countless times prior finally responded. It wasn’t long before she agreed to meet. I picked her up and took her to the recently opened hotel/bar only a few hundred metres down the road from my apartment. This was to become my new HQ. After one drink, it was time to go back to my apartment to show her the views.
Absolutely no resistance when I took her to the bedroom and banged her raw. Had an interested gyrating technique that meant holding my load in my testicles was a difficult task. Would go on to bang this one a few more times before her sixth sense got the better of her regarding the other women I was bedding.
WEEK 5Absolutely no resistance when I took her to the bedroom and banged her raw. Had an interested gyrating technique that meant holding my load in my testicles was a difficult task. Would go on to bang this one a few more times before her sixth sense got the better of her regarding the other women I was bedding.
Test-cycle report
Weight at end of week 5: 102.4 kg
Gain: 1.6 kg
Felt a vast increase in strength, particularly on bench.
Experienced a 2 day delay extreme PIP. Painful however not as painful as abcess (had one years prior). Lots of swelling and redness. Looked like a fake butt.
Got a massage from a chick from Shanghai. No bang but good massage which I desperately needed. I experienced chills post massage which I put down to the fluid being worked from my butt. Also experienced some flu like symptoms on day 3 and low blood pressure. I found it difficult to get a fully-fledged boner with one of my regular chicks. Head job helped and I remained hard but I definitely felt some light headedness. Pain and swelling reduced by about 30% the next day.
Pain in the offending glute was almost completely gone after 7 days. The muscle was still a bit tight however.
WEEK 6Got a massage from a chick from Shanghai. No bang but good massage which I desperately needed. I experienced chills post massage which I put down to the fluid being worked from my butt. Also experienced some flu like symptoms on day 3 and low blood pressure. I found it difficult to get a fully-fledged boner with one of my regular chicks. Head job helped and I remained hard but I definitely felt some light headedness. Pain and swelling reduced by about 30% the next day.
Pain in the offending glute was almost completely gone after 7 days. The muscle was still a bit tight however.
Test-cycle report
Weight at end of week 6: 103.1 kg
Gain: 0.7 kg
Testicle report
Nothing to report, sorry gents.
WEEK 7
Test-cycle report
Weight at end of week 7: 104.2 kg
Gain: 1.1 kg.
Aggravated a lower back injury doing front squats, however not too severe.
Testicle report
Wechat came to the rescue once more. A FOB Taiwanese girl that lived close by was keen to meet and I was keen to oblige. I picked her up and brought her straight back to my apartment. We were fucking within 10 minutes. I became put-off when I noticed she was bleeding and not from being on her period. My boner was now lost, so I took a shower then took her home.
Upon returning home I received a text message from an ex-girlfriend (Pinay) that I had not seen in about 18 months. Maybe she sensed my higher testosterone somehow? She was drunk and wanted to meet. She ended up driving over which was pretty stupid of her. Time had not been kind to her, as she’d put on some weight – still bangable though, so I banged the shit out of her which made her incredibly vocal, due in no small part to her inebriated state. After we finished, her ecstasy was now replaced by sorrow as she wept. I guess I reminded her of how good I fucked her and she knew that this wasn’t going any further.
This is the same girl from these stories (story 1, story 2) Upon returning home I received a text message from an ex-girlfriend (Pinay) that I had not seen in about 18 months. Maybe she sensed my higher testosterone somehow? She was drunk and wanted to meet. She ended up driving over which was pretty stupid of her. Time had not been kind to her, as she’d put on some weight – still bangable though, so I banged the shit out of her which made her incredibly vocal, due in no small part to her inebriated state. After we finished, her ecstasy was now replaced by sorrow as she wept. I guess I reminded her of how good I fucked her and she knew that this wasn’t going any further.
WEEK 8
Test-cycle report
Weight at end of week 8: 104.9 kg
Gain: 0.7 kg
Tweaked upper back doing bench press of all things, however this was only temporary and felt fine by the end of the week.
Testicle report
It seemed to be the age of the Filipinas as I received an unsolicited FB message from an ex fuck buddy. I’d ended things with her some 8 months prior when I sensed she was wanting more than a physical relationship. With her making contact with me this time, I was of the opinion that she was down for getting fucked and nothing more, so I agreed to catch up with her again…and she’s a squirter, so I can’t say no to that – it’s my ultimate turn-on, providing it’s a clean smelling/tasting squirt.
Would go on to continue banging her for another few months until she inevitably started to get feelings again and was pressing to see me more and more, so I cut her loose once again.
WEEK 9Would go on to continue banging her for another few months until she inevitably started to get feelings again and was pressing to see me more and more, so I cut her loose once again.
Test-cycle report
Weight at end of week 9: 105.2 kg
Gain: 0.3 kg
Started a big new job at work that meant long hours (12hr days), maintained training however in hindsight the extra hours meant extra energy used. Glad I at least made some gains I guess.
Got bloods back from a recent blood test. High cholesterol to be expected. Doctor asked me if I was on steroids due to the high test result. I played dumb.
Testicle report
Had a date with a Polish doctor with typically long Slavic legs and pert ass. Got her back to my place but no bang (see week 10).
WEEK 10
Test-cycle report
Weight at end of week 10: 106.1 kg
Gain: 0.9 kg
Testicle report
Due to the quality of the Polish chick I’d met the week prior, I decided to put in some extra effort for her on our second date. I took her to a nice restaurant on the fringe of the wine region here in Perth, an area that is quite historic and has a different vibe to the rest of the city. It was pleasant and effortless as we conversed about deeper things than I normally do with woman. This was a refreshing change.
As we walked to my car, a couple of Rosellas emerged from a hole in a tree that we walked past, followed by a couple of Cockatoos. Secretly romantic at heart, I couldn’t help but appreciate this moment in nature, nor was it lost on this girl as she leaned in closer to me, acknowledging the uniqueness of it.
It was time to take this girl somewhere special before bedding her. I’d listened intently to what she her desires were and gleaned that she preferred places in nature. Lucky for me, there is a great nature walk along the river, only minutes from my place. Halfway into our walk, it started to piss down with rain. After walking for a few minutes and becoming quite soaked, we sought refuge under a large Gum tree that shielded most of the rain from us. It was like something out of a romcom as we embraced and kissed. If I was a little bit drunk I probably would have been up for some daring sex on the wet ground, then and there.
The rain abated soon after and we got dry in my apartment. One thing led to another and I was deep inside her, raw. I turned her over for doggy style and just as I was entering her she baulked, saying stop. So I stopped. She wept for a while and I consoled her. 30 minutes later it was back on, so all was well.
I’d go on to see her only one more time. That time I came inside her upon her insistence after giving her multiple orgasms (she mentioned she was on the pill). When it became known that she didn’t want to see me anymore, my mind went into overdrive as I thought of reasons why she wouldn’t want to see me after things appeared to be going so well (despite the crying during sex). I came up with a fantastical story in my head that her sole purpose for meeting me was to extract my testicle juices since her husband (which I was led to believe was her ex) had non-functioning testicles. Well, I’m sure it’s happened many times before so isn’t too far fetched. At least the baby will have good parentage.
WEEK 11As we walked to my car, a couple of Rosellas emerged from a hole in a tree that we walked past, followed by a couple of Cockatoos. Secretly romantic at heart, I couldn’t help but appreciate this moment in nature, nor was it lost on this girl as she leaned in closer to me, acknowledging the uniqueness of it.
It was time to take this girl somewhere special before bedding her. I’d listened intently to what she her desires were and gleaned that she preferred places in nature. Lucky for me, there is a great nature walk along the river, only minutes from my place. Halfway into our walk, it started to piss down with rain. After walking for a few minutes and becoming quite soaked, we sought refuge under a large Gum tree that shielded most of the rain from us. It was like something out of a romcom as we embraced and kissed. If I was a little bit drunk I probably would have been up for some daring sex on the wet ground, then and there.
The rain abated soon after and we got dry in my apartment. One thing led to another and I was deep inside her, raw. I turned her over for doggy style and just as I was entering her she baulked, saying stop. So I stopped. She wept for a while and I consoled her. 30 minutes later it was back on, so all was well.
I’d go on to see her only one more time. That time I came inside her upon her insistence after giving her multiple orgasms (she mentioned she was on the pill). When it became known that she didn’t want to see me anymore, my mind went into overdrive as I thought of reasons why she wouldn’t want to see me after things appeared to be going so well (despite the crying during sex). I came up with a fantastical story in my head that her sole purpose for meeting me was to extract my testicle juices since her husband (which I was led to believe was her ex) had non-functioning testicles. Well, I’m sure it’s happened many times before so isn’t too far fetched. At least the baby will have good parentage.
Test-cycle report
Weight at end of week 11: 105.2 kg
Loss: 0.9 kg loss (which I put down to the injury and the lack of training during the week)
I pulled/tore a muscle under arm doing chin-ups. This didn’t affect things like bench press, but meant lat pulldowns were out of the question. Only 2 training sessions that week.
Went to Melbourne to see friends. Drank, smoked weed.Testicle report
It was time for Tinder to give some love again. I matched with a quirky Colombian, who was actually a lot more intelligent than her profile led me to believe. Had her come over to my apartment for the first date, so it was essentially a zero date bang. A bit more chubby than I prefer, but had a great feeling and incredibly saturated vagina. She contacted me the next day to make sure I didn’t empty my testicles inside her. I assured her that I did not.
WEEK 12Test-cycle report
Weight at end of week 7: 105.7 kg
Gain: 0.5 kg gain
Had a shocking migraine that I would later discover is triggered by MSG coupled with my deteriorating eyesight.
Testicle report
The testosterone Gods were sending signals on my behalf once more, as I got a “good morning” text from a Vietnamese ex that I hadn’t been in contact with for some time. You can read about our first encounter here
Had a great time eating that booty once more (well, at least once more).
CONCLUSIONHad a great time eating that booty once more (well, at least once more).
I gained 10.2 kgs (from 95.5 kg to 105.7 kg), which is an overall percentage gain of 10.86%.
I believe testosterone, coupled with the increase in size provided somewhat of a confidence increase, but it is not a panacea i.e. I occasionally suffer from anxiety (work related) and that did not disappear all of a sudden.
Despite my success with the ladies, I did not find that I was an uncontrollable poon-hound, (that is me normally on Cialis), nor was my libido off the charts. I do believe that woman can sense higher testosterone somehow and prefer men with higher testosterone levels, which usually goes hand in hand with a more muscular physique. It also helps that I’m tall.
Obligatory before and after pics. Note that I am not lean by any stretch of the imagination in the after pic however when bulking, that is not the point.
I believe testosterone, coupled with the increase in size provided somewhat of a confidence increase, but it is not a panacea i.e. I occasionally suffer from anxiety (work related) and that did not disappear all of a sudden.
Despite my success with the ladies, I did not find that I was an uncontrollable poon-hound, (that is me normally on Cialis), nor was my libido off the charts. I do believe that woman can sense higher testosterone somehow and prefer men with higher testosterone levels, which usually goes hand in hand with a more muscular physique. It also helps that I’m tall.
Obligatory before and after pics. Note that I am not lean by any stretch of the imagination in the after pic however when bulking, that is not the point.
After the cycle I went straight onto a TRT protocol and have remained on it ever since (with the inclusion of HCG). I am now 102 kg which I am happy with. Also achieved 29 new notches this year, gunning for that 30th before 1 Jan.
Any questions, please feel free to ask.
Any questions, please feel free to ask.
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