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11-15-2017, 08:04 PM
Democracy doesn't work anywhere. A more intelligent electorate only pro-longs the collapse. How many college kids with IQs 110-120 gleefully accept the destructive indoctrination?
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11-16-2017, 01:34 AM
Seems like Mugabe is under house arrest and expected to publicly renounce power tomorrow.
His likely successor, Mnangagwa, is nicknamed 'the crocodile', apparently for his history of brutality. I don't look forward to his presidency.
My worry is that this is going to be the first in a long string of military coups, sort of how the Praetorian guard would change Roman emperors on a whim.
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11-16-2017, 01:43 AM
Cue a flood of "Zimbabwean" refugees coming to the UK minus passports.
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11-16-2017, 02:28 AM
I don't expect much from this coup, but at least it can't be any worse.
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11-16-2017, 05:43 AM
^Oh, it can be much, much worse.
Right now the whites are being killed by thugs and bandits. In a worst case scenario the new boss is zealously anti-white and simply moves in with military forces.
Starvation ensues, leading to all out civil war and the kind of atrocities that Africa is famous for.
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11-16-2017, 05:58 AM
Fucked up situation in a fucked up country in a fucked continent. A Clusterfuck. Seems the only "good" thing is it prevented Bob's power drunk missus from assuming power. As someone said, an army coup beats a bedroom coup anyday, anytime.
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11-17-2017, 03:01 AM
Seems like the outward form of democracy is being sticked to...
Mugabe has refused to sign his resignation, so impeachment proceedings will apparently happen next week.
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11-17-2017, 03:50 AM
Considring the dysfunctionality of 3rd world nations. Doesn't it prove that they were better off under feudalism and monarchy? What a farce spreading democracy around the world ended up being.
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11-17-2017, 06:21 AM
Quote: (11-17-2017 03:50 AM)infowarrior1 Wrote:
Considring the dysfunctionality of 3rd world nations. Doesn't it prove that they were better off under feudalism and monarchy? What a farce spreading democracy around the world ended up being.
Considering the current disfunctionality of
first world nations...
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11-18-2017, 01:33 AM
Am I the only one who doesn't give a fuck about Zimbabwe?
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11-18-2017, 02:45 AM
I went to school with two White Zimbabweans who have since returned there. What they told about the place was both fascinating and outright unbelievable.
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11-18-2017, 03:24 PM
My educated guess on the situation:
- The last few months the Zimbabwean economy has deteriorated even further, with the government starting to run out of cash
- Mugabe has previously always prioritised the armed forces. Even when doctors and teachers did not get paid, the soldiers would always get paid.
- It seems that Mugabe's wife, Grace, was manipulating him into shifting his
priorities away from the army, leading to the very real possibility that the
government was going to stop paying the army. This was evident for a while.
- The army, a few months ago, decided on a two plans: A) lobby army-friendly politicians to fight back against Grace and restore funding to the army B) overthrow the government should plan A fail
- Plan A did fail, as Grace Mugabe ordered a purge of army-aligned politicians. This led to the army activating Plan B, which must have been well thought out and planned well ahead considering how smoothly the coup occurred
- Now the bizarre part. The army wants money. Only international sources are available. The international community will not lend money to a military dictatorship. Hence, the army is desperately keeping the semblance of democracy going. The new government must have some sort of legitimacy in the eyes of the world, or else it won't get the donor/lender funding it desperately requires in order to pay off the army. Therefore democratic processes, such as impeachment, elections, etc. will be undergone, although whether these will represent genuine democracy or will be just for show will remain to be seen.
- Should the new government fail to get funding, and therefore fail to pay the soldiers, the country will collapse into civil war as unemployed soldiers flock to whichever warlord can pay them a salary. Considering that Zimbabwe is surrounded by relatively rich but also militarily unready countries (South Africa, Botswana, Zambia), the war would likely spill over as gangs engage in cross-border raids for loot.
- Should the government get funding, expect the army to be prioritised above all other government functions. The army will be paid first, and then the rest (if there is any money left over). Expect healthcare and education to deteriorate. On the positive side, the government may offer very sweet, cheap deals to get investors in; given the country's history of disrespecting property rights, these will obviously be very risky but the payoff might be great.
Just my 2c.
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11-18-2017, 09:19 PM
Quote: (11-18-2017 03:24 PM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:
- Now the bizarre part. The army wants money. Only international sources are available. The international community will not lend money to a military dictatorship. Hence, the army is desperately keeping the semblance of democracy going. The new government must have some sort of legitimacy in the eyes of the world, or else it won't get the donor/lender funding it desperately requires in order to pay off the army. Therefore democratic processes, such as impeachment, elections, etc. will be undergone, although whether these will represent genuine democracy or will be just for show will remain to be seen.
- Should the new government fail to get funding, and therefore fail to pay the soldiers, the country will collapse into civil war as unemployed soldiers flock to whichever warlord can pay them a salary. Considering that Zimbabwe is surrounded by relatively rich but also militarily unready countries (South Africa, Botswana, Zambia), the war would likely spill over as gangs engage in cross-border raids for loot.
If this is indeed the case (and it sounds reasonable) then it's a great opportunity for China to come swooping in with some of their vast-and-sure-to-lose-value-over-time dollar reserves and dispense some benjamins to the desperate military leadership. In exchange they could demand to low-key rule the country with a firm pimp hand behind the scenes and make it China's bitch along with all the mineral rights of course. If I was Xi Jinping I'd demand they throw in a few hundred of their most beautiful, HIV-free bubble butt teenage virgins as part of the deal. Of course I wouldn't want to pollute China's glorious bloodline so after I were done with them it'd be:
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11-19-2017, 07:58 AM
China has been supporting Mugabe and ZANU since the 60's, although not as much since 1980. If China isn't jumping at the chance to throw their money at Zimbabwe you can be sure they know it's a sucker's bet.
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11-19-2017, 09:03 AM
Quote: (11-18-2017 09:19 PM)Higgs Bosun Wrote:
Quote: (11-18-2017 03:24 PM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:
- Now the bizarre part. The army wants money. Only international sources are available. The international community will not lend money to a military dictatorship. Hence, the army is desperately keeping the semblance of democracy going. The new government must have some sort of legitimacy in the eyes of the world, or else it won't get the donor/lender funding it desperately requires in order to pay off the army. Therefore democratic processes, such as impeachment, elections, etc. will be undergone, although whether these will represent genuine democracy or will be just for show will remain to be seen.
- Should the new government fail to get funding, and therefore fail to pay the soldiers, the country will collapse into civil war as unemployed soldiers flock to whichever warlord can pay them a salary. Considering that Zimbabwe is surrounded by relatively rich but also militarily unready countries (South Africa, Botswana, Zambia), the war would likely spill over as gangs engage in cross-border raids for loot.
If this is indeed the case (and it sounds reasonable) then it's a great opportunity for China to come swooping in with some of their vast-and-sure-to-lose-value-over-time dollar reserves and dispense some benjamins to the desperate military leadership. In exchange they could demand to low-key rule the country with a firm pimp hand behind the scenes and make it China's bitch along with all the mineral rights of course. If I was Xi Jinping I'd demand they throw in a few hundred of their most beautiful, HIV-free bubble butt teenage virgins as part of the deal. Of course I wouldn't want to pollute China's glorious bloodline so after I were done with them it'd be:
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Chinese emperor game sounds very appealing to me
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11-19-2017, 12:09 PM
Serious question: Why would anyone give a fuck about Zimbabwe? I remember back in the day when we simply laughed about these types of nations and called them banana republics. Then we carried on with exploiting their resources as they were either too inept or corrupt to do it themselves. While the West is virtue signaling and wasting resources in Africa the Chinese are slowly but steadily taking over.
What we ought to be doing is to tightly control our borders and let them soak in their own primitive cultures. The more we care about and meddle with these types of places the more involved we become. What we ought to be doing is to maximize our investments and profit margins.
I'm however on board with a special visa status for HIV free teenage bubble butt virgins, although I suspect the latter criteria will be tough to find in Africa past the age of 13.
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