Quote: (11-25-2011 03:28 AM)jariel Wrote:
Is the next thread, "Tossing salad, rather than bang"?
You're NASTY bro.
"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
Blowjobs, rather than bang.
You're NASTY bro.
"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
I didn't used to like bjs because 95% of women have no idea how to give a good one. Then one day, I happened across one who really knew how to spin my wheels. Ever since then, I decided to be more take charge and teach them how to do it right. Now I actually prefer it to sex sometimes.
Quote: (11-25-2011 11:38 AM)Smoker Wrote:
I didn't used to like bjs because 95% of women have no idea how to give a good one. Then one day, I happened across one who really knew how to spin my wheels. Ever since then, I decided to be more take charge and teach them how to do it right. Now I actually prefer it to sex sometimes.
Tell me about it. In college I had a chick put in strong work, swallowing my load and cleaning up the mess. I went SEVERAL years before running into another chick that even came close. Most of them would be bullshitting with the dick, licking and kissing on it, instead of grabbing it and working it like they WANTED me to get off. It was as if my dick were filled with nitroglycerin, and unstable compound, and they were scared if they jostled it too much it was going to detonate in their faces.
"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
Just a quick correction about a chick getting no pleasure from giving a blowjob and anal.
There are a lot of chicks that do get pleasure from blowing guys. Just because it doesn't involve her vagina doesn't mean that she gets no pleasure from it. Some chicks are more orally fixating and really get off on a cock in their mouth. Think about it this way, do you get any pleasure sucking on a girl's big juicy titties. I know I do. Hell, I like sucking big titties more than I like getting head, but that's just because I am also VERY orally fixated.
Regarding anal, there are girls out there that are REALLY REALLY into it. I have met some that prefer anal to vaginal sex. One chick tried to explain it to me using all of this research she had done about the location of the nerve endings in the anus, I just stopped her mid sentence and bent her over again.
One other note for guys: If you are in a relationship with a chick PAY FUCKING ATTENTION to the sexual stuff she hints at. A lot of women are shy about asking for some kinky shit with their boyfriends, so they do that bullshit hinting. She will mention a story about something a friend did and say it seems "Interesting" or "I wonder what that would be like". If a chick hints at something more than twice AND/OR directly asks for it then she is REALLY into it. If you keep refusing her desires about this she WILL find someone else to do it.
I'm fucking with a chick right now that flat out will not let me hit the pussy at all. That is for her current boyfriend/fiance. However, she takes the pipe in the ass with enthusiasm. This chick loves anal more than vag, but is engaged to a nice, beta dude who just can't plow her booty (he gets grossed out and loses his wood). She told me that our situation would have to stop once she got married, but I countered by asking her if she was willing to give up anal for the rest of her life. Of course, she rationalized the situation (anal really isn't sex, and it isn't cheating if your husband never does it) and tacitly acknowledged that I will most likely be pounding that ass right before her wedding and right after her honeymoon.
I am always astounded by a woman's ability to rationalize the most skanky things.
There are a lot of chicks that do get pleasure from blowing guys. Just because it doesn't involve her vagina doesn't mean that she gets no pleasure from it. Some chicks are more orally fixating and really get off on a cock in their mouth. Think about it this way, do you get any pleasure sucking on a girl's big juicy titties. I know I do. Hell, I like sucking big titties more than I like getting head, but that's just because I am also VERY orally fixated.
Regarding anal, there are girls out there that are REALLY REALLY into it. I have met some that prefer anal to vaginal sex. One chick tried to explain it to me using all of this research she had done about the location of the nerve endings in the anus, I just stopped her mid sentence and bent her over again.
One other note for guys: If you are in a relationship with a chick PAY FUCKING ATTENTION to the sexual stuff she hints at. A lot of women are shy about asking for some kinky shit with their boyfriends, so they do that bullshit hinting. She will mention a story about something a friend did and say it seems "Interesting" or "I wonder what that would be like". If a chick hints at something more than twice AND/OR directly asks for it then she is REALLY into it. If you keep refusing her desires about this she WILL find someone else to do it.
I'm fucking with a chick right now that flat out will not let me hit the pussy at all. That is for her current boyfriend/fiance. However, she takes the pipe in the ass with enthusiasm. This chick loves anal more than vag, but is engaged to a nice, beta dude who just can't plow her booty (he gets grossed out and loses his wood). She told me that our situation would have to stop once she got married, but I countered by asking her if she was willing to give up anal for the rest of her life. Of course, she rationalized the situation (anal really isn't sex, and it isn't cheating if your husband never does it) and tacitly acknowledged that I will most likely be pounding that ass right before her wedding and right after her honeymoon.
I am always astounded by a woman's ability to rationalize the most skanky things.
Quote: (11-25-2011 01:12 PM)joehoya Wrote:
I'm fucking with a chick right now that flat out will not let me hit the pussy at all. That is for her current boyfriend/fiance. However, she takes the pipe in the ass with enthusiasm. This chick loves anal more than vag, but is engaged to a nice, beta dude who just can't plow her booty (he gets grossed out and loses his wood). She told me that our situation would have to stop once she got married, but I countered by asking her if she was willing to give up anal for the rest of her life. Of course, she rationalized the situation (anal really isn't sex, and it isn't cheating if your husband never does it) and tacitly acknowledged that I will most likely be pounding that ass right before her wedding and right after her honeymoon.
I am always astounded by a woman's ability to rationalize the most skanky things.
what a whore. so many of these whores out there
most of these chicks overestimate their bj abilities and think that they can get you to bust a nut so that you won't want to fuck the cut. I actively hold back so that I can fuck the pussy but many a time a bitch has stopped me right at the panties - wtf?!
I like to give bj's and I get sexually turned on by it.. Sometimes I would rather give a blowie than have sex. Although I'd never not have sex with someone only to give them a blow job for sanctities sake. It's just what I feel like or what he feels like at the time!
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