[Roosh]

He got kicked in the penor and required 10 stitches to the area. The pain must have been excruciating.

Quote:

Albacete left-back Mariano Bittolo required 10 stitches on his penis after a freak injury in Spain’s second tier.

The Argentine’s manhood was sliced open when teammate Roman Zozulya caught it with his cleat as he jumped for a header during the 0-0 draw against Huesca.

Bittolo was standing unaware when Zozulya’s studs caught him in his most delicate region.

He was writhing in agony on the ground and immediately called for attention following the 82nd-minute incident. Cameras caught him taking a peek at the damage, which must not have been pretty.

http://nypost.com/2017/10/29/soccer-star...-on-penis/

[Bluto]

So, they don't use cups in Fag-ball?

[CynicalContrarian]

(10-29-2017 09:19 PM)Bluto Wrote:  

So, they don't use cups in Fag-ball?

When the only serious injury in a soccer game is caused by your own team-mate.

[Paracelsus]

I guess his dick is now ribbed for her pleasure.

[The Man w/ the Golden Gun]

Not getting enough clicks and views on your own thread? Stir every man's morbid curiosity and personal horror with a concoction like this thread title!

Hope that dude is okay.

[Johnnyvee]

(10-29-2017 09:19 PM)Bluto Wrote:  

So, they don't use cups in Fag-ball?

(American) Fotball has it`s gay moments also

   

[Cumlluminates]

^^^ I hope one of them got some dinner out of that at least...

[Horus]

He's complaining about a little cut in his penis? Pfff. What a pussy.

Look at this guy.



This is Buck Shelford. In his debut match for the New Zealand rugby team vs France in in 1986, he left the bottom of a scrum with a torn scrotum and a testicle hanging out. Instead of being a pussy, he went to the sidelines to get his ballsack stitched up and resumed the game. He also lost four teeth. After going back onto the field with a stitched up ball sack, he eventually left the field with a head injury. He still says that to this day he has no memory of the game due to concussion.

[Kona]

Aloha!

[Higgs Bosun]

(10-30-2017 02:59 PM)Horus Wrote:  

He's complaining about a little cut in his penis? Pfff. What a pussy.

Look at this guy.



This is Buck Shelford. In his debut match for the New Zealand rugby team vs France in in 1986, he left the bottom of a scrum with a torn scrotum and a testicle hanging out. Instead of being a pussy, he went to the sidelines to get his ballsack stitched up and resumed the game. He also lost four teeth. After going back onto the field with a stitched up ball sack, he eventually left the field with a head injury. He still says that to this day he has no memory of the game due to concussion.

All of which makes him a retard unworthy of admiration. It's sportsball, not a fight for your life. After the couple hours of sporstball are over, you have to live as a toothless, half-witted gimp with possible sexual dysfunction for another 50 years of your life. Gee Buck, I sure hope it was worth it This is the male equivalent of the two lesbians setting sail across the Pacific without concern for the consequences.

At least in the NFL, even the lowliest paid players make over $500k and have the good sense to leave the game for much smaller injuries than a torn scrotum, which could easily become infected or torsioned if not properly treated and given a chance to heal. What was this guy making, 30k? There is having good fun and then there is taking Muh Sporstball way too seriously and dudes who recklessly fuck up their bodies for no good reason are not good models to emulate.

[RatInTheWoods]

You have to wear your Hector Protector during contact sports.

[churros]

(10-30-2017 04:43 PM)Higgs Bosun Wrote:  

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Nah. This guys comes from a time when sports was analogous to war, an expression of the desire for combat. The fact he ploughs on, despite the inherent risk, shows his superiority to an NFL sportsball gimp, or indeed a modern business cuck. Neither is capable of sacrifice, of living for anything but self-interest. But there are higher things a man can aspire to in life, and before sports was corrupted by money, this was one of them.

[cascadecombo]

(10-30-2017 04:43 PM)Higgs Bosun Wrote:  

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Are you still upset about getting picked last for kickball?

[Higgs Bosun]

(10-30-2017 09:15 PM)churros Wrote:  

(10-30-2017 04:43 PM)Higgs Bosun Wrote:  

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Nah. This guys comes from a time when sports was analogous to war, an expression of the desire for combat. The fact he ploughs on, despite the inherent risk, shows his superiority to an NFL sportsball gimp, or indeed a modern business cuck. Neither is capable of sacrifice, of living for anything but self-interest. But there are higher things a man can aspire to in life, and before sports was corrupted by money, this was one of them.

The thing is war is real, sports isn't. In a war, you risk being maimed or killed to achieve victory because the consequences of losing are a bigger risk still. I agree that there are bigger things in life to aspire to than self interest, but a sportsball victory is not one of them. At least, not when the price you pay for a brief, fleeting sportsball victory is a lifetime of physical pain and an early descent into dementia. I can at least understand dudes who make a calculated decision to batter their bodies for a shit ton of money, particularly when those dudes were unlikely to ever achieve success in another field of endeavor anyway. But if you're fucking yourself up for no gain other than the greater glory of the sporstball gods then you're valuing your life cheaply.

Just to clarify, I'm not trying to diss sports. Playing a pickup game of soccer or basketball is one of my favorite things to do, and I consider physical fitness to be right up there alongside career as one of my main assets to cultivate. What I'm dissing is the attitude of hey, I just got knocked the fuck out and had my ballsack torn open and ACL shredded, let's get right back in there cause this 1hr match is definitely more important than the rest of my life that will follow it. I would expect dedicated athletes to have a greater than average appreciation for the importance of being sound of body and take reasonable steps to ensure they can live to play sportsball another day, let alone walk in 10 years.

(10-30-2017 11:34 PM)cascadecombo Wrote:  

(10-30-2017 04:43 PM)Higgs Bosun Wrote:  

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Are you still upset about getting picked last for kickball?

Kickball?


GTFO here with that faggy shit. Nobody plays kickball where I'm from and if you tried you'd get your ass beat.

[MongolianAbroad]

Admit it, every one of you clicked on this thread expecting to see a penis.

[spokepoker]

What would Little Dark do?

[cascadecombo]

(10-31-2017 12:17 AM)Higgs Bosun Wrote:  

GTFO here with that faggy shit. Nobody plays kickball where I'm from and if you tried you'd get your ass beat.

I can see it now, you and your buddies roaming the street looking for people doing something you aren't good at so you can try to beat their ass.

[Mochihunter]

I don't know why Higgs is being so heavily criticized in this thread, so far he's brought the most valid point to the "aw you have a little cut on your dick argument"

[Higgs Bosun]

(10-31-2017 08:02 PM)cascadecombo Wrote:  

(10-31-2017 12:17 AM)Higgs Bosun Wrote:  

GTFO here with that faggy shit. Nobody plays kickball where I'm from and if you tried you'd get your ass beat.

I can see it now, you and your buddies roaming the street looking for people doing something you aren't good at so you can try to beat their ass.

All right bud. I wish I could say it's been amusing chatting with you, but the truth is you're all helmet no head and continuing this dialogue would be like yelling at a house whose inhabitants have been ran out of town.

For kids reading at home, this is why you leave the game when the noggin' gets clobbered unless you wanna end up with a few noodles short of a chow mein.

[SamuelBRoberts]

I've lost track of the number of times in the last month where I've said "Look at that ridiculous clickbait title! I should report it to Roosh" only to open it up and find that Roosh was the guy who posted it.

[justforfun19713]

(11-01-2017 02:58 AM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  

I've lost track of the number of times in the last month where I've said "Look at that ridiculous clickbait title! I should report it to Roosh" only to open it up and find that Roosh was the guy who posted it.

Candidly, I thought it was a brilliant move… Once I figured out He was simply catering to the needs of folks who are found these days posting endlessly (and tellingly enough) at all hours of the day in threads like the Harvey Weinstein, Las Vegas Shooting, and Hugh Hefner. Evidently, conspiracy theorists and bible thumpers have short attention spans for valuable content (to say nothing of rarely, if ever actually meeting in person).

Cheers!

[I DIDN'T KILL MY WIFE]

(10-30-2017 02:59 PM)Horus Wrote:  

He's complaining about a little cut in his penis? Pfff. What a pussy.

Look at this guy.



This is Buck Shelford. In his debut match for the New Zealand rugby team vs France in in 1986, he left the bottom of a scrum with a torn scrotum and a testicle hanging out. Instead of being a pussy, he went to the sidelines to get his ballsack stitched up and resumed the game. He also lost four teeth. After going back onto the field with a stitched up ball sack, he eventually left the field with a head injury. He still says that to this day he has no memory of the game due to concussion.

There are a lot of Darwin award winners out there who play with water around live electric lines or continue doing pointless stuff while they are bleeding or otherwise injured. Doesn't make them hardasses (though they certainly think of themselves as such), just unthinking numbnuts.

If you're defending the life of your child or fighting in a war, yeah sure hooah rah rah and all that, ignore injuries to achieve your goal otherwise you or someone else dies. But forsaking your dick health for a football game? Fuck that, no game in the world is more important than your health in that way.