[Paracelsus]

(06-22-2017 06:04 PM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  

WD - Would Destroy. Would never take her seriously. She was a lost cause when she decided to chase fame.

WBF (Would Bang Furiously). Fuck yeah, this chick's look passes every one of my boner tests. I love that little protruding tummy just below the belly button; combined with wide hips and ass, it's a chassis primed to make babies. Doesn't even matter that she's got no tits right now, put your swimmers in her and those flat Bs would swell up to double Ds in six weeks, no problem. You couldn't get her legs behind her head while fucking her, but that shit is so juicy she'd squelch as you banged her bent over a bedhead. Combine that with a nice wide face like a plate for your cum, and that's just a total package.

Except for the fucking pointy elbows.