[wi30]

[I DIDN'T KILL MY WIFE]

Ok I'm kinda weirded out about this whole wet wipes thing. Isn't it just slightly wet toilet paper? Why can't you just take some normal TP and make it slightly wet under a running faucet?

[Pollito]

(05-11-2017 12:51 AM)I DIDNT KILL MY WIFE Wrote:  

Ok I'm kinda weirded out about this whole wet wipes thing. Isn't it just slightly wet toilet paper? Why can't you just take some normal TP and make it slightly wet under a running faucet?

In public shitters I just grab some paper towels as I walk in and run them under the faucet to wet em down before I head into the stall. Toilet paper disintegrates too readily and you run the risk of finger slippage. And fuck anyone who looks at me sideways when I'm wetting my paper towels as if I'm some kind of animal -- they're the ones sh eating their feces around with dry sandpaper who then proceed to spend the rest of their day carrying shit particles around with them. I only flush a small piece down at a time so as not to clog the shitter.

At home, only the finest moist flushable wipes touch my anoose.

[Pollito]

Meant to write "shmearing" above but autocorrected to "sh eating". They probably do that too though with the way some of them wash their hands afterward.