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Sexbot in development will give you realistic blow jobs
#76

Sexbot in development will give you realistic blow jobs

Quote: (04-26-2017 09:30 PM)TrifeLife Wrote:  

I don't know why they are not making plus sized, 'body positive' sexbots. Surely they would fly off the shelves, right?

Sure, if you placed them on the edge.

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#77

Sexbot in development will give you realistic blow jobs

Vacuous, superficial, self-centered chick with no real conversational skills or no real charm.
Vs.
Sex robot with limited AI speech & conduct.

Not really seeing much of a difference in some ways...
Especially if it ever gets to 'WestWorld' type technology.
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#78

Sexbot in development will give you realistic blow jobs

Does it respond to being slapped for using too much teeth?

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#79

Sexbot in development will give you realistic blow jobs

Quote: (04-25-2017 05:50 PM)Steve McQueen Wrote:  

Be interested to see a data sheet about this if anyone buys one

Steve, your prayers have been answered...

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Product Review: Arlan Robotics Service Droid 2.0 - "Tutu"

By Peta Ono | 30 Apr 2018

Overview

With it's Tutu upgrade, Arlan Robotics has made another firm move to disrupt the knob-stroking market with a range of new features added to this year's model, including a VR headset offering unrestrained fondling of 5-breasted manga models and hyper-realistic crying.

For the second time in successive years, Arlan has presented a clear challenge to the leaders in Europe (Dyson v6), Japan (Sailor Poon hologram), and the Middle East (three-holed inflatable goat). Arlan nonetheless has some way to go in capturing the majority market share of 36-year-old basement dwellers.

Specs

- Cost: $199
- Speed: 60 - 120 bpm (blows per minute)
- Entry points: 1*

*2 if you accidentally rip Tutu's neck trying to max out the toe-curling suction, yet pleasantly discover that more holes are always welcome.

The Good

- Unlike Siri, who is unable to process even the most simple and natural request such as coughing up cum bubbles, Tutu's deferential speech is highly versatile and can be programmed through templates ("Pulverize me, Master") or customization ("Oh yeah, lube up that eel baby!").

- The new wireless interface syncs her throat receptors with a small yet powerful Bose speaker to produce a pitch-perfect imitation of hopeless teenage wailing.

The Mixed

- Despite upgrading to a beta-tested 822 Snapdragon processor, the eight second lag between her head-bobbing and crying was rather underwhelming. While the 100ml-capacity ducts are a welcome addition in providing a tangible sensation of tears dripping on my belly, this feature will need refining before users can enjoy a seamless experience of really making her suck it.

- After I streamed a live slurp session from my dungeon, my fellow incels @playahate believe I had sex with an actual human female and gifted me over 3000 wizard points. Unfortunately such realism has its downsides, as mum caught Tutu going hard under the covers and now she keeps pestering me to bring the "lovely, enthusiastic young lady" upstairs for dinner.

The Bad

- It is splash-resistant rather than dunkable, so the 'drowning while pounding' experience that comes standard with rubber-based goat models should not be attempted.

- Pricey compared to the gap between the cushions on my sofa.

The Bottom Line

If the sound of goats yelling like highly disturbed humans has lost is lustre, and the 1800-watt Dyson Dick Drainer exceeds your budget, Tutu presents a mid-range solution for your forever-virginal sausage.

(Credits: Roosh, Atlanta Man, Laner)
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#80

Sexbot in development will give you realistic blow jobs

The only men who are going to use these are the men that women don't want anyway.

They might have gotten the motions right, they might have got what it feels like right. But those things look like they came straight out of a horror movie:

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#81

Sexbot in development will give you realistic blow jobs

Quote: (04-25-2017 11:08 PM)Valentine Wrote:  

It's not a matter of if it'll make men check out of the dating market, but when. The tech is still at it's earliest beginnings.

Here's how the timeline could go:

In 10 years of further development there will be sexbots like the full silicone RealDolls that are able to do a few basic movements like cowgirl or blowjobs.

In 20 years they'll have realistic moans, dirty talking and take the initiative in bed to drain all your seed.

In 30 years they'll be able to cook, clean, bang, massage and hold basic conversations.

In 40 years they'll be able to walk around with you in public, hold extended conversations and to outside observers they'll look like a slightly dim-witted but otherwise highly attractive human woman.

It's only at the last point will significant men check out of the dating market. Until then it's a fun sex toy which will take care of your needs but it's too large for most men to be comfortable keeping in their house and would only serve to stigmatise them as an omega.

Only when men can rationalise that they want buy it because they need an "assistant" for shopping or cleaning or whatnot (but inevitably bang after the first day of ownership) will you see the dating market significantly change, because at that point the betas all have one and even the alphas will be tempted.

I agree with you technology (robots and VR) can seriously disrupt the dating market, and there is very high likelihood it will, and to the significant detriment of women.

If you look at the japanese market you can see what will soon be coming, men checking out with virtual girlfriends and dolls. While women are not into it at all and have lesser options. The physical needs of men is the reason robots will be able to satisfy men far more (at least at first until artificial intelligence and other factors are perfected for women).

Can you really simulate all the attention women crave for from all the texts from betas? In her hearts of hearts she will know it's a robot. And all the attention by dancing around in a club from all the guys looking at her wanting to fuck her? Why would all the betas go through all that effort and being used again and again, when they can simulate fucking their favourite pornstar every night - and this isn't just porn this is reality meets porn. And yes the average beta is fucking stupid but when he sees what's available where's the need for a real woman when you're 18-35? You have sex with the woman of your life every morning and night (you can even have an orgy with several of them), she satisfies your every desire and even cooks you breakfast, would you really want a chunky entitled 6 who doesn't like to give blowjobs and who thinks she deserves the world just because she happens to have a vagina? Fuck no.

Men for the next 20 years are fucked.

But the future is coming.
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#82

Sexbot in development will give you realistic blow jobs

Quote: (04-29-2017 06:24 AM)FireStarter Wrote:  

... they might have got what it feels like right...
I highly doubt that.
From my personnal experience some can be semi-realistic, but it's impossible to confuse them, even with your eyes closed.
Nothing's better than female's skin / mucous.
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#83

Sexbot in development will give you realistic blow jobs

I wonder if people in this thread are seriously underestimating how fast technology moves, and perhaps more importantly that technology seems to be progressing at an accelerating rate. It's 2017. In 2007 smartphones didn't exist and FB was just starting. Look at how much has happened in a decade time. Virtual Reality and Artificial Intelligence are two technologies that are moving forward at a terrifyingly rapid pace.

A decade ago, I entered college and most engineering students were in the core engineering fields (electrical, mechanical, civil, and chemical). Now it's over 50% computer science. The talent pool is growing massively, and they all want to work on the next big thing. Every other computer science kid I meet wants to do AI.

A decade ago, men were looking for pussy on campus. I now regularly talk to 'Alpha' kids (those at the top of their social dominance hierarchy) who don't want to put in the work to interact with women. One guy I know (club leader, frat star) has ass on tap and he actually told me he rather masturbate than interact with chicks.

I think few people could've predicted the rapid degradation of the sexual market due to technology that we see today in 2007. Older guys: did you really imagine the world we have today, with Instagram and Tinder? Many men are skeptical on this thread. I wonder if there's a correlation between skepticism and age. I'm young enough to have experienced easily accessible online porn while being an adolescent. And I truly believe it has had horrendous effects on my generation. A passable sex robot combined with VR is going to be orders of magnitude more devastating than online porn.

I shudder to think what consequences this will have for society.

Not happening. - redbeard in regards to ETH flippening BTC
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#84

Sexbot in development will give you realistic blow jobs

The fear of pleasure, of the future, and of sexual variety and interest and even laughter on this thread is remarkable -- all the more so on what is supposed to be a players' forum. Whatever happened to the time when to be a man was to be fearless -- to be someone who looked forward to pleasure and variety where he may find it, to the great adventure of the new forms and new arrangements that the future inevitably brings as human (male) ingenuity takes us ever farther in our ability to master the materials that embody and surround us and to bend them to our will and our purposes.

Back in the 1950s, during a golden age of the American spirit, men -- real men -- dreamed of conquering alien landscapes in outer space, they were drawn to visions of life spreading itself to different worlds, they were willing and even hungry to give up the warmth of this sweet planet because they knew that the human being had to explore every dimension of the material world in order to understand it and control it. But today's men seem fearful of our simplest handiwork -- a humble device earnestly designed, in all the modesty and the wonder of its engineering, to give men the relief of pleasure, to arrange for just a few minutes -- or more if you have the balls for it -- the material garbage that our bodies are made of in a way that satisfies and requites the mind.

To be a man now, apparently, is to FEAR everything at all times; to look at this still primitive and inchoate "sexbot" and see, not a piece of engineering that we can use as we please to improve our lives, but a solemn vision of doom against which we are helpless unless we renounce it as if it were of the devil. Again, what the hell happened?

Here is what I would do with this blowjob sexbot (or more likely a better more advanced one when it's available). I would take whatever sweet slut I had the privilege to be currently fucking, and invite her over to my place. I would talk to her and get her hungry and excited and drooling for my cock; and at that point I would beckon her over to the room where my sexbot was proudly ensconced and tell her, watch and learn. And there I would let her watch in wide-eyed and frightful fascination as the sexbot, tuned to the right speed, rhythm and pressure brought me to "fulfillment" (to use the very sweet term from the video) in the deepest and glummest silence punctuated only by the very slight whir of the motor, the delicate sucking sounds of the engineered material, and by my scream when I shot my hardest load into that delicious synthetic hole. And then I would remember, turn the the slut mesmerized by this very wholesome spectacle, slap her ass and say: now, bitch, did you see? figure out how to make me hard again and do it better.

same old shit, sixes and sevens Shaft...
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#85

Sexbot in development will give you realistic blow jobs

^Sure. Then you get to navigate your way through the streets filled with third worlders hoping not to be stabbed in what used to be a first world country because none of the first worlders are breeding and their replacements are being shipped in by the million.

And in some places you don't even have to wait for this futuristic opportunity. You can live it today.

Science!

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Sexbot in development will give you realistic blow jobs

Quote: (04-29-2017 10:07 AM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

But today's men seem fearful of our simplest handiwork -- a humble device earnestly designed, in all the modesty and the wonder of its engineering, to give men the relief of pleasure, to arrange for just a few minutes -- or more if you have the balls for it -- the material garbage that our bodies are made of in a way that satisfies and requites the mind.


You feeling ok Lizard ?
That "garbage" as you call it, is one of the most powerful substances on earth - able to produce actual human life inside a real female.
To waste it inside a fake robot is to renounce your identity as man.

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#87

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We will reach a point where men can have sex with a cyborg female and produce offspring

When womens iron grip on pro creation has be wrestled from their grasp, it will be goodbye women as the world will have no need for them anymore

Feminists talk about how the world no longer needs men, without us however the entire system of society would completely break down

We may have it tough in this day and age men, but by God our great grandkids are going to have the last laugh, and I for one salute them!

He who dares wins - Del Boy
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Sexbot in development will give you realistic blow jobs

Quote: (04-29-2017 02:57 PM)Steve McQueen Wrote:  

We will reach a point where men can have sex with a cyborg female and produce offspring

When womens iron grip on pro creation has be wrestled from their grasp, it will be goodbye women as the world will have no need for them anymore

Feminists talk about how the world no longer needs men, without us however the entire system of society would completely break down

We may have it tough in this day and age men, but by God our great grandkids are going to have the last laugh, and I for one salute them!





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#89

Sexbot in development will give you realistic blow jobs

Anyone have the link of scientists growing baby lambs inside an artificial plastic womb. No reason why the science couldn't work in place of a human female womb.

I personally think the transition from The Game > Redtube > Snapchat & Tinder > VR Oculus Rift > Sex Robots is happening at an incredible and terrifyingly rapid clip. Just one decade ! Let's think what will happen 2017-27 to reshape dating dynamics
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#90

Sexbot in development will give you realistic blow jobs

"A punishing 120 cycles per minute"

I've always had a hard time explaining to girls how I like it. Now I know exactly.
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#91

Sexbot in development will give you realistic blow jobs

Westworld level technology used for sex-bots made available worldwide would end civilization.

Men would only leave the house to have beers with their friends.

Only reason to work would be to feed yourself. No reason to strive.
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#92

Sexbot in development will give you realistic blow jobs

Was I the only one creeped out and underwhelmed by this? I agree that eventually AI and robotics will take off but I'd hardly call this progress. Artificial wombs on the other hand are making actual progress...

http://www.latimes.com/science/scienceno...story.html
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#93

Sexbot in development will give you realistic blow jobs

Quote: (04-29-2017 06:36 PM)Enoch Wrote:  

Westworld level technology used for sex-bots made available worldwide would end civilization.

Men would only leave the house to have beers with their friends.

Only reason to work would be to feed yourself. No reason to strive.

Exactly civilization was built up on man's desire for sex. with introduction of sex robots we'd see a large percentage of men simply give up working to better themselves to impress women. I could see this making the lives easier for socially awkward men who had trouble getting with women but I guess there's always prostitutes
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Quote: (04-30-2017 01:37 AM)TheWhiteWolf Wrote:  

Exactly civilization was built up on man's desire for sex. with introduction of sex robots we'd see a large percentage of men simply give up working to better themselves to impress women. I could see this making the lives easier for socially awkward men who had trouble getting with women but I guess there's always prostitutes

How many men in 21st Century America are bettering themselves to impress women?
I mean, I know the basic theory that you're talking about, but the fact is none of the guys I know are engaging in civilization-building activities (Working harder to get a promotion at a job, for instance) in order to get chicks. It's pretty well known that if you want to get hot women, the way to do it is to be an asshole and go to the gym.
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#95

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There was talk about a blowjob cafe using those robot dolls being opened in Geneva and London:






I don't think it went off the ground so far and even if then they are using real women. There are such 24/7 shops in Frankfurt where managers and businessmen get to have their dicks sucked while enjoying morning coffee.

Friends of mind have been invited to business meetings at that establishment.

But TOMO news used a too funny graphic that I had to make a meme out of:


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#96

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Even funnier that guy's shirt says "Billabone"

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I take pussy how it comes -but I do now prefer it shaved low at least-you cannot eat what you cannot see.
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#97

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Soon jokes like these will also be a reality.





Quote: (11-15-2014 09:06 AM)Little Dark Wrote:  
This thread is not going in the direction I was hoping for.
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#98

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I can't imagine buying one, but if I owned one...

It would replace my less and less frequent fap sessions, which I already consider unmanly as I'm basically on no wanks.

It'll never replace women for guys like me anyway. The fun is in the convincing. The fun is the tension with another person.

Maybe other guys who've done P4P could say...I would imagine the feelings associated with P4P = wanking = sex robot, just with different realism.

All that said it seems dystopian.

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Quote: (04-29-2017 10:07 AM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

Here is what I would do with this blowjob sexbot (or more likely a better more advanced one when it's available). I would take whatever sweet slut I had the privilege to be currently fucking, and invite her over to my place....

Let me ask you a question, and I don't mean to put you on the spot or anything.

Have you ever actually fucked a woman? Because a man that has been with women doesn't use that kind of weird erotica novel-type language...

And you also posted this.

Quote: (09-02-2013 05:18 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

I've had a charmed life in many ways but have not had much luck with the ladies, and, for a number of reasons, don't see that changing any time soon, which is too bad but not the end of the world. Don't care to say much more about myself at this time -- maybe as time goes on...

It's a pleasure and a privilege to be here.
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Sexbot in development will give you realistic blow jobs

Quote: (05-02-2017 10:23 PM)TigerMandingo Wrote:  

Quote: (04-29-2017 10:07 AM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

Here is what I would do with this blowjob sexbot (or more likely a better more advanced one when it's available). I would take whatever sweet slut I had the privilege to be currently fucking, and invite her over to my place....

Let me ask you a question, and I don't mean to put you on the spot or anything.

Have you ever actually fucked a woman? Because a man that has been with women doesn't use that kind of weird erotica novel-type language...

And you also posted this.

Quote: (09-02-2013 05:18 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

I've had a charmed life in many ways but have not had much luck with the ladies, and, for a number of reasons, don't see that changing any time soon, which is too bad but not the end of the world. Don't care to say much more about myself at this time -- maybe as time goes on...

It's a pleasure and a privilege to be here.

I thought he was using quotes from Lady Chatterley's Lover.
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