[TeddyWestside]

What's everyone's best line or lie they've told a girl to get her into bed?
Curious as looking to find more creative lines and ways to get laid.

[Pollito]

I go direct -

[Robtormar]

Pull out your dick and show it to her. Come on all jokes aside read this thread-8681.htmL

[tobehero]

[UlteriorMotive]

Best line to get laid? have you even bothered reading the forum at all.

You approach the girl you like while pulling this maneuver & while maintaining eye contact (don't blink either or she will instantly turn and walk-away)



The faster you do it the more likely you are to get laid tonight so make sure you have done some stretches before-hand to minimize any injuries.

If she reciprocates then you grab your coat, request an Uber & head to your place or hers.

[realologist]

Wanna fuck?

[Ironbutt62]

I follow em around, drooling. Works every time. ;-)

[Gorgiass]

(04-12-2017 06:20 PM)realologist Wrote:  

Wanna fuck?

No, no.

You have to tell her she has nice shoes first.

[RatInTheWoods]

YES NO MAYBE?

[subterfuge]

I've only ever gotten laid once from a cold approach in 30 years, so it's not a good sample size, but I opened her by pretending to be her blind date.
Try it

[BrewDog]

"Pardon me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[Simeon_Strangelight]

Indeed - because getting laid is a magic one-liner. All the Game books would literally encompass one page.

[kevin4usc]

"Are you from Ireland?? Cause when I see you, my dick be Dublin "

[Fightersword]

Well obviously your best option is to follow her around for 3 months serving her every whim and then make a very weak attempt at asking her out.

At least that's what my mum always said. And when has she ever been wrong

[Vill@in]

"Very Nice. How much?"

60% of the time it works every time.

[UlteriorMotive]

(04-13-2017 01:30 PM)Vill@in Wrote:  

"Very Nice. How much?"

60% of the time it works every time.

This one works a charm also.

[Latan]

OP made 3 posts : opened 3 threads.
Not a troll at all.

[Jason55]

(04-12-2017 05:48 PM)Robtormar Wrote:  

Pull out your dick and show it to her. Come on all jokes aside read this thread-8681.htmL

I couldn't get the link to work?
I've talked to a couple of girls who told me stories about guys that tried that, apparently it did not work for them.

[Spidey]

(04-13-2017 04:43 PM)Jason55 Wrote:  

(04-12-2017 05:48 PM)Robtormar Wrote:  

Pull out your dick and show it to her.

I've talked to a couple of girls who told me stories about guys that tried that, apparently it did not work for them.

Why would a girl ever tell you that worked on them?

[kaotic]

[questor70]

[YoungBlade]

Literally any of these:

[Irenicus]

I am (x). Drop your pants and surrender your body. Resistance is futile.

[Remington]

"I have a trust fund."

[Going strong]

(04-13-2017 07:39 PM)JohnKreese Wrote:  

North Korea ‘has nuclear missile and will launch it in a tunnel on Saturday’

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/13/north-kore...y-6571824/

"Quit the shit or knock knock on your tunnel next"?

Good line actually (even better than "Let's chill and see Netflix in my room"):

Knock knock on your tunnel next?