As mentioned in the thread this datasheet was published as a 2 page article in print on the biggest daily newspaper in Croatia (Jutarnji)
https://www.jutarnji.hr/life/seks-i-veze...e/6385718/ in print and online and thereafter Index.hr(2nd biggest Croatian journal) wrote a more saucy version on their page and immediately after every other online and printed news agents in Croatia covered it and it went viral. It was written about in many forums including the white supremacist forum the apricity
https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showth...n-50-days! .
I was in Belgrade at the time and the Serbian dailies were writing about it and I had girls from Macedonia told me they read it too. I absolutely didnt know what to do and massive thanks to Roosh for deleting the Datasheet and guiding me along the way.
The anecdotes were too detailed and 9 out of the 16 girls identified themselves from the datasheet and I lost a very dear friend in the journalist mentioned in the datasheet. Her boyfriend read the article and it had heavy repercussions in their relationship and now they are no longer together.
Initially the girls in the sheet encouraged me for my good writing skills and accurate portrayal of their culture. One girl thanked me for rating her a 9.5 and another challenged me jokingly for rating her 6.5. As I was extremely nervous they were actually consoling me saying no big deal. However as the story got bigger and bigger and it literally became a huge story of the summer in Croatia all of the individuals mentioned flipped over time.
It made me sad to lose friends and the beautiful people and women I met who I had still stayed in touch up until the story broke. It makes me sad that the place I found the perfect pussy paradise for me turned into a place I might not even feel safe ever going back.
One of the phrases that particularly made my acquaintances upset was when I wrote croatian women has delusional opinion of themselves being conservative and they have long converted into western ho s . The media reported this as me all calling Croatian women sluts.
Their is a lot more to say about the turn of events since I will try to make a detailed post about my experiences and run in with the Croatian media.
Anyhow I got a few personal messages asking about the blog so with Roosh's blessing I am reposting the datasheet here below.
Introduction:
I was looking for a cheap Pussy Paradise in the Balkans and made a post on the forum asking for advices
thread-57080.html . (Thanks to all your suggestions . This Datasheet is me giving back) .
This is a comprehensive detailed Datasheet plus Trip Report breaking down the psyche and nuances, much longer than usual forum Datasheets and much shorter than Roosh’s Bang Books so for those who can’t be arsed to read it all you can just read the bold highlighted parts which would amount to a more traditional simpler datasheet .
I searched all the Data available on Zagreb on this forum which is not a lot. There are no Datasheets per se and Roosh & Rudebwoy’s trip report on the Zagreb thread (
thread-15128...ght=Zagreb ) although encouraging is lacking in concrete data and is dated . Roosh’s blogs(
http://www.rooshv.com/there-will-be-no-bang-croatia )on Croatia and Zagreb clubs are dated in some aspects and still relevant and accurate on others. Zagreb night life has changed significantly since Roosh’s trip few years back and most venues mentioned are either shut down or not what it used to be , so I had a hard time figuring out the place and game at the beginning.
Luckily I had a 1 night stand in Croatia at a Music Festival in Pula in 2014 and we sporadically kept in touch. She currently in a committed relationship but still helped me out with all the logistics and being a journalist covering culture and arts she had all the info on the local music scene and events. She helped me with Croatian translations and infos during flat hunting and introduced me to her social circle which enabled me to have an insiders peek at the Balkan life . Shout out to her , a Goddess! (I am ashamed I still tried to bang her one drunken night and we kissed and made out which she felt guilty afterwards about)
So due to already having an acquaintance in Zagreb + The Croatia Black Mans Disneyland thread -
thread-6074....disneyland + The intuition Croatian girls being more westernized slutty and up for ons than Belgrade girls convinced me to choose Zagreb over Belgrade (this forum is awash with Belagrade Datasheets .)
SithDixon 27(forum member, tall , suave , blue eyed location independent) and I spent the last 4 weeks of my trip figuring out Zagreb together . So most of my experiences in this sheet he is a part of particularly adding the white guys perspective . Feel Free to shoot him any questions and rep him up for his part in this sheet (if this sheet does it for you) .
About Zagreb
Zagreb is the capital of Croatia and one of the most important cities in the Balkans . The Sava, Danube and Drava Rivers flow through the city and border the eastern part of the region. The gently sloping hills of Medvednica Mountains and the fertile land of Pannonian Plain makes most of Zagreb.
Unfortunately I did not get to see any of the mountains or rivers as I was to busy slaying poosay and my knowledge of Zagreb is limited to the main square , high street and cab rides to all of the clubs their night life had to offer .
It is north western Croatia and 90 mins bus journey from Llubjana , 2 hours from Graz, Austria , Banja Luka , Bosnia (all these mentioned cities I got tinder matches from within the 100 mile radius who came over to Zagreb just for fucks) . It is bigger than Llubjana and more westernized than all other Balkan capitals.
The population is of about a million but it feels incredibly small and congested .
Most young crowd who go out at night already has their pick of venues depending on music , style and expectations that they frequent and you would find the same faces every other day / week in the same bars and clubs . I have been on dates (Alcatraz) and next to me sitting was my one night stand from a week before with her office colleagues.We were actually supposed to meet that very night until she flaked and I decided to go with someone else . We both exchanged naughty laughs but never exchanged pleasantaries .
While clubbing I frequently met girls who I previously approached and got rejected by on previous nights . I had kiss and make out with a bird from Pepper and she was supposed to come over to my place for movies and chill but flaked last minute . That very same night I am gaming a different bird by the bar at Johann and right next to me is my flake from the evening .
The recurring theme of flakes will appear throughout this report which I will elaborate on later .
Language & Currency & Food&Eateries
Everyone and I do mean everyone speaks English to a very high standard . Language won’t be an issue ever making Zagreb a street game paradise .
They use Croatian Kunas . One Euro is about 7.5 kunas , 1 pound about 8. Beers in Bars about 12 Kunas , clubs 14 kunas. Coffee 7-12 kunas . Vodka or Whisky 15-25 kunas on the rocks at bars or clubs. Mixer 12 kunas.
(Please be sure to mention NOT to pour Vigor , which is a local but disgusting brand of Vodka . A lot of bars pour it by default when asked for Vodka it being the cheapest however it gives you a bad hangover the next day and is only drunk by local teenagers budgeting their pocket money . Most bars generally have Finlandia which is a decent alternative , few bars have Absolut .)
Supermarkets there are Konzums everywhere it’s the same as the Spanish chain Consum I imagine only spelt differently . There is a huge Muller and a big Konzum right off the main square where you can have more varied options as the smaller express Konzums will lack in choices .
There is a Fries/Chips shop off the main square that is open until 1am or a bit later on weekend nights or else the only 24hr food place is under the main train station which is a good 15 mins walk from the main square and all the clubs . There are no late night Kebab shops to rely upon unlike most other eu countries . I always used to buy takeaways in the evening , eat half of it as a light meal and leave the rest for late night or early morning snacks .
Bureks - are Croatian pastries with meat inside and can be found at all bakeries in the mornings and this is what the local Croatians use as their hangover food . Cheap at 6 kunas and delicious !
Balkan Burgers – well done steaks , oily bread somewhat similar to nan , no salad just onions . Highly recommended .
Eateries
Submarine – This is a BBQ burger joint which had by far the most delicious burgers I’ve ever tasted including the best of Hard Rock cafes worldwide and the best of Germany . They serve them with caramelized onions and imported meat from Austria . About 35-50 kunas for a giant burger . they also have great artisanal local beers and a smoking area . It is a Franchise so you can find your nearest one although there’s one a mins walk down the high street(Ilica).
Pivnica Medvedgrad - A great and extremely well known pub on Tkalciceva (the most popular bar /pubs and party street in Zagreb also known as and literally translates to Culture Street ) . They are famous for their Cevapcici which is typical Balkan food made of minced kebab fingers with fries and onions . Highly recommended . Price about 28 kunas .
Nocturno – A great and budget restaurant again on Culture street and they do from Italian Pizzas to Chinese Wok to Croatian fish .
Accomodation
Absolutely find a place right off the main square Jelacic or on Ilica which is the main shopping high street just down the square . Ilica is Zagreb’s equivalent of Champs-Elysées / Las Ramblas/ Tottenham Court Road. It’s the most famous street and runs through the City so try to stay within 3-5 mins walk from the main square as girls in Clubs will ask you how far along on the street are you and if your answer wont be satisfactory enough she won’t be coming with you. I lived on number 76 and I wouldn’t recommend going any farther than that . Incredibly easy to party and day game in this location as all the bars , clubs , high street stores are next door and every girl you hook up with will at least pass by your place 4 x a week making it easy to get the harem girls to come over for servicing rather than making the effort to hit the bar . Also girls are curious to see how the inside of flats on one of the most iconic streets of her city looks like and for that curiosity alone it was easy for me to convert birds from dates to my place within a flash . I had a good few girls I got digits in clubs who I got to directly come over and meet at mine for the first proper date .
Sithdixon also stayed right off the square but got a raw deal on a shady 1 bedroom apartment for 700 dollars a month .
Some Airbnb negotiation got me a 3 bedroom apartment on Ilica for 600 euros a month and the apartment had a library , art paintings and what not . Fair to say it was one of the highlights of my stay and helped convert many a lays . Also helped me run a decent couch surfing game taking in what we used to call Dick surfers or Casting Couch Surfing . Shout out to SIth Dixon on enlightening me on how to convert couch surfers into lays .
Please pm me if you want to book the apartment I stayed in as I have good terms with the landlord and intend to use it if I ever go back.
The Girls
Some of the most stunning birds you are ever likely to witness concentrated in one City . I haven’t been to Ukraine but the Ukranian or Russian dollfaces doesn’t do a lot for me . Here you get genetically gifted perfect jawline blue /brown eyed beauties with lips and asses of Latinas who knows to dress better than Milan fashionistas .
The Height Factor - As many have pointed out about the Balkans many of them are tall and at 175cms I had some reaching to do . Being an average height confident guy I had no issues pulling tall girls in western EU countries as a lot of them are bullied in school and growing up for being extremely tall and they are almost apologetic for it . Whereas in the Balkans being tall is a matter of pride in case of girls too and they have plenty tall men to choose from so if you are shorter than her it’s a absolute no go although I pulled a few who were the same height as me and taller with heels . Another thing is here you’d find 184cm girls with pencil heels making them about 190cm or higher . Sith Dixon is a 194cm stud but he didn’t get a standoutish look anywhere even though he obviously managed to pull some of the real tall girls which were an absolute no go for me .
The Cockiness - As Roosh mentions in his Zagreb blog, the girls are extremely cocky so much so that you would find your game go up a few notches in cockiness within the first few days of being there . If you are not a supremely confident individual you can’t get the girls attention for more than 5 seconds on the street or in a club . These are all peoples of war and with rebellious communist past so
You better Alpha the fuck up if you want to slay pussy in the Balkans .
Unlike other East European countries here you would struggle to pay anything for a girl . Zagreb girls don’t have money but they have enough to survive and have got their priorities in order . For example Zagreb people never go eat out in restaurants . They always eat at home and whenever I asked a Zagreb girl out for dinner she would say ”I don’t know because we never eat out as it’s expensive .” Having said that if you are dating a girl and you take her out and pay for her she would appreciate your generosity unlike in Poland where I was made to feel that is only the norm .
Croatians drink beer or honey Rakija(balkans own strong local alcohol) in clubs both of which is cheap or Bambas which is red wine and coke mostly found in Turbofolk clubs .
Almost 90 percent of the youth smoke joints and the easiest game is to ask girls to come back to your place for joints rather than drinks .
No Country for Old Milfs - If you are into milfs Zagreb would disappoint you. Unlike London you wouldn’t find anyone eligible and single beyond 30 . You would however see a lot of stunner late 20s and early 30s birds walking the street holding hands or pushing baby buggies alongside genetically cursed below average thinning hair simpleton blokes .
Most girls told me they are usually bored out of their mind with Balkan men on dates as the local boys only talk about football or the other girls they fucked . I always got complimented me on the various things I had to talk about keeping it interesting . The Balkan girls are an intelligent progressive thinking confident young bunch who don’t have access to the western world due to lack of money & opportunities and let down by an ageing corrupt out of date right wing government . If you are comfortable talking about social subjects any Croatian girl would lap it up and run with it . They are very eager to discuss their thoughts and always baffled or surprised why any foreigner might ever want to go to Zagreb for anything other than tourism .
Zagreb birds are fairly unaware of sex tourism although they would be extremely skeptical of hooking up with you if they know you would leave town sooner rather than later . This is particularly true for day game . For night game I have had one night stands who refused to meet again as they didn’t want to get any more involved knowing I’d leave, making it tricky to build a harem .
On a whole Croatian girls have a delusional opinion of themselves being traditional and conservative although they have long converted into western ho-s. They would all say “This is too fast for me . We Croatian girls are not like that . “ etc etc but I never had the slightest issue with one night stands or insta lays . You just keep nodding at them while running your hands down under .
Flakiness – Roosh wrote you can only expect 50 percent of the girls from clubs to convert into dates and lays if you at least get make out and kisses . In mine and SithDixon’s case it was less than 10 percent . I would get 3-4 kisses and make outs minimum on average on weekend nights and the ones that didn’t convert would give me their whatsapp . Thereafter they will keep flaking sometimes text you 15 mins after the scheduled date time . Their word means nothing and a few of them would give you a second date after 2 weeks of flaking . There is no way of getting around this other than play it cool and wait for your time .If or when you finally get the date chances of you scoring are decent and once you put your stamp on that pussy they will do the running after you . Play the numbers game well and schedule the date as close to your apartment as possible and count on flakes every single time. I would set Swankys (a bar a mins walk from my apartment )as meeting point and only leave home once they’d turned up there.
The Swankys Game – Due to the high amount to flakes I inadvertently discovered the Swanky’s game. Now I am not saying it will work for you in any other City or time but it worked a treat for me in Zagreb . My apartment was on Ilica 76 and Swankys one of the coolest bar with a terrace and pool and a bunch of hipsterish artifacts was on ilica 50 . So I started texting the girls “Hey I am running late. You can either wait at Swankys 15 mins or walk up to Ilica 76 and I will meet you downstairs”. Almost every girl decided to meet me downstairs my flat thinking it might be a bar or something and I would go down in my board shorts and ask them to come upstairs and wait 10 mins while I get dressed . Most of them would hesitantly come up a bit thrown off but they inevitably would to meet their curiosity of seeing the inside of an apartment on their most iconic street . Once in the apartment I would be extra polite and gentle to make them feel comfortable and apologise for being late and for being in shorts and get them tea while I get dressed . Then we would leave my apartment together for Swankys and while at Swankys I would have one drink max two with her and then ask her to come back to mine for more drinks (I stacked a bottle each of all kind of spirits and wine) or joints . Because they have already seen my cool apartment and its just next door they feel relaxed and comfortable in their subconscious and not put up the slightest resistance .
The Black Factor – Lets put this simply as some other posts on the forum has stated if you are a brother and you want to get value for your skin , strength , build and schlong look no further than Croatia ! Darker the berry sweeter the juice is also truer in Croatia than any other place . If you are over 6ft stocky dark as 3oclock you would clean sweep Zagreb . Before visiting Zagreb I read across the forum and said to myself “This must be exaggerated to some extent”. Well it’s not ! As a 175cms skinny fat (hid well by style) caramel skinned guy I slayed 16 pussies in less than 2 months and top notch qualities too ! Zagreb is the only place where I wished I was darker and taller as normally I find it easier being a mulatto in almost every other country . Here the girls want real pigmentation contrast which excites them and paints a more exotic image in their mind . In clubs or on the street the few average looking brothers you would see would have a dime by their side. In clubs you would see a group of 3 or 4 African exchange students walk in together and be make out with the hottest girls in the club within an hour and leave soon after . I was with Sith all the time as wingman if not I definitely would have liked to mix in with one of them brother groups to see how the escalated DHV works for me . Like other countries a lot of the African students would pretend to be English or American so I’ve had girls frequently question my origin and say “You really have a British passport?” and “Where are your parents really from?” etc .
Although you get points for being a Westernised Black guy , in Zagreb you can still pull some serious ass by looking and talking like a Fresh off the Boat African man. The best part about it all ? Most girls I shagged considered herself lucky and behaved accordingly and kept mentioning how they know being a Exotic guy with a British accent I would be spoilt for choice and have girls throwing themselves at me.
Sometimes being a black guy in Zagreb you need to change your game and overall disposition and remind yourself time to time that YOU ARE THE PRIZE.
Tinder Game
Zagreb is too small to run extensive tinder game . You can match everyone within the City in a day or two and then you have to change your settings to match everyone within a 100 mile radius which covers most of Slovenia some parts of Austria and Bosnia and the coast/islands of Croatia. I would work more on the few matches that were within the 5-15 mile radius Zagreb or outskirts but to my surprise I had a few extremely keen birds coming after me . I am listing all my tinder shags below and officially turning on the Sheet’s Shagometer !
#1 . Also my first ever lay in Zagreb was a 32yr old milf (7) who dressed and looked like 24 yr old high end night club girls . Ran the Swankys game , signed sealed delivered . Afterwards she’d pay cab to get to my flat at midnight past on nights I’d be back from clubs without success and service me and bring me chocolates . She once tossed my salad and said “Baby , you are so gay” and slapped me during sex once so I kicked her out . Nice bird over all and was keen to see me but I was put off after couple of times .
She told me she wanted to try chocolate boys .
This is a recurring theme that I noticed from Tinder dates . They all had been with a black guy before or had a thing for black guys . You would not find any once-you-go-black girls in Zagreb as that would mean months of celibacy for them due to the lack of options . So the town has a growing number of whenever-I-can-go-black types . Sith and other white guys I knew in Zagreb were getting more tinder matches than me but my ones were more receptive , concrete and I had much better conversion rate .
#2 . A 24 yr old medical student , blonde blue eyed tank top and jeans jacket (6.5) bird . She came over from Llubjana to party in Zagreb for a weekend and was going to party at the same club as me and Rider(Aussie Forum guy passing by) . We met, drank , she did more work than me , came back to my place and was a dynamite in bed . We planned to meet again but never happened as I got busy with other birds .
#3. A 28 yr old school teacher(6) , huge jugs . Met her at Swanky’s had drinks , asked her back to mine she told me “you have to earn it “. She asked me to take a walk with her around the city on what was a rainy afternoon . I said “I wouldn’t do it for my gf so not doing it for you on a first date . You have to earn it .“and left . Next day she wanted to meet and I wouldn’t go any place but my apartment . She comes over we start making out but she wouldn’t give me anything beyond her boobs and I had enough of the Zagreb girls’s cockiness. I moved away and told her ” I am not 12 years old and dry humping doesn’t do a lot for me so if you are saving yourself for some precious moment you can leave as I don’t see the point of getting myself more and more worked up only to be left frustrated” . She gets thrown off and tries to justify knowing I am right and then we start making out again only this time she gives it all including her ass .
This is also a recurring theme here that has happened a couple of times to me and a good few times to Sithdixon . Sith had a few girls go back to his apartment , make out and flake . Towards the end he adopted my you-can-leave approach and it worked for him.
#4. A 21 yr old model and painter who recently moved to Zagreb to start uni. A proper 10 , high maintenance bird who’d attend fashion shows , art exhibitions and hang out with photographers and models all the time and update snapchat and Instagram 3x a day . We met at a fancy high end terrace bar (La Bodega) and drank Grey Goose . Bounced to a second bar (Funk). Asked her back to my place instead she took me to hers to smoke joints. She wanted to show off her hipster art apartment I guess and her pet bunny named Frida ! Got the bang and because of her sheer beauty and exuberance and artsyness decided to date her for a while . That slowed me down in Zagreb for a week or so as she was extremely clingy and wanted to spend every night together and have breakfast lunch and shower together . She was a superficial hollow person in the end and I was getting frustrated and tired also she was insanely jealous .
She told me she met a brother from NewYork at a club in Rijeka and they dated a while and my man would come stay with her 1 month at a time and then fuck other local girls around while she’s at Uni. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a brother from the forum , if you read this sheet and the story resonates PM me we’d have a lot to talk about ![[Image: biggrin.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
I would often use Sith as an alibi and still go out some nights to game but one time during day game with Sith this bird saw me talking to another girl on the street and just exploded . She took it I was on a date (Harambe moment) and no amount of explanation would do . She texted me “toodaloo motherfucker” before blocking me on whatsapp . That became our catchphrase throught the rest of the trip and we laugh to this day .
#5. Tinder match from Graz Austria, a tattooed lip pierced nurse 28 , (7.5) . I had a few other matches from Austria with who I texted sporadically back and forth but they weren’t keen enough to make the trip to Zagreb .However this particular one kept telling me how beautiful I was and how badly she wanted me . We’d text nudes back and forth and she’d bombarded my inbox with her nudes before coming down . Home delivered ,served on a plate, good sex , easy couple of days .
#6. A chubby Bosnian 25 (5.5). She had a mixed race kid and came after me very strongly from tinder and was willing to come over my place a few times but I flaked . Then one horny morning I asked her to come over and she did and wanted me to blackhandle her , dominate, use and abuse her which I did .
#7. A 26 yr old Emirates airhostess , (7.5) . She matched with me on Tinder while I was pipelining before my trip, kept her on whatsapp and then got chatting one Saturday evening when she was out partying . She texted me to meet her outside a Turbofolk club at 6 am in the morning and once I got there she was almost getting in cab with some middle aged men and her girlfriend .After much persuasion I got her to let them go to come walk with me and then proceeded to get a cab come to my place and fuck all day Sunday .
I had a few concrete matches from insanely hot to mediocre girls from the Zagreb coast and also Bosnia , Slovenia girls who would heavily compliment my looks and want to come visit me just to get fucked which didn’t work out due to the distance . I have felt slightly above average all my life in most western European countries so getting so heavily complimented on my looks on Tinder and otherwise in Zagreb has been a revelation .
The last 3 weeks of my stay I didn’t do any Tinder as I was running a Shagathon banging 2 birds a day on average , night game/ street game or from the harem .
Instagram Game
My man Rider( forum member passing by Zagreb we partied and ran lots of game together) had met Vinny the highly repped bag of information member from the forum in Bucharest and the wisdom Rider absorbed from Vinny he passed on to me . If you haven’t read Vinny’s Instagram Datasheet
thread-57460...67177.html do it now as that’s the single most influential thread on this forum that has helped add another dimension to my game .
So on Rider’s advice I started giving out Instagram instead of Whatsapps to girls I approached during day game . Unless you have a really well maintained attractive social life or your Instagram reflects it I would advise you go for Whatsapp contact first and if she’s reluctant go for Instagram over facebook . The hottest stylish slutty birds are all on Instagram and not many people are using it as a dating platform yet .
I paid for the autoliker app (80 euros but absolutely worth it) recommended in Vinnys sheet and the app was liking all the hot high end nightclub birds profiles and leaving comments on their pics automated on my behalf.
#8. 28 yr old, (8.5) perfect model bodied wanna be once-you-go-black groupie. She hit me up on Instagram and asked me out on a date (I later found out autoliker had liked and commented on one of her pics for me). I asked her to come over to mine which she politely obliged . She is a professional masseuse herbal pro life type girl and gave me a full body massage before we got down to it . She kept telling me how handsome I was and that she loves mulattos but never been with one . She brought me a baseball cap and would bombard me with photo messages doing crib signs while out with her friends. Intended to see her again for the massages alone but way too weird and clingy for my liking .
If you are running the instagram game in Zagreb set your autoliker to follow , like and comment on pages of all the people who follow the high end night clubs ie; Gallery , The Best , Aquarius , H20 etc . All the birds who follow these pages are the seemingly unattainable high end club sluts but nothing a decent instagram profile of a foreign baller can’t reel in.
Shout out to Vinny and all the good men of this forum dropping life changing Data. I had a few more Instagram connections but as you can imagine a Harem of 16 in 50 days is not easy to maintain so a lot I had to let go that was there for the taking.
Day Game
At the main square (Jelacic) you would find a lot of girls with their ear pieces on waiting for someone under the Watch or the Horse statue . The odds don’t pay off here as most of the time they are waiting for their boyfriends . Having said that my only day game shag in Zagreb was one of those girls.
#9. A 21 yr old tall dark eyelashes perfect face , insane boobs (9) metalhead !! . I took her number while she was about to meet her bf of 5 years but she agreed to meet up for drinks anyway .I ran the Swankys game and brought her back to my place , took me 3 dates to completely close .She has now left her boyfriend , thanked me for helping her out of a dead sexless relationship and is a proud member of my harem .
Just in front of the square there are trams stopping by both sides of the street . We would call them Bang Trams , bringing in and taking back a new batch of top talents (a lot of students and single girls as office goers be in office) every few minutes . SithDixon had a lot of success gaming here .
The other street best for Daygame is the street of my apartment Ilica . It has all the highstreet stores and you would find insanely hot uni students window shopping everyday of the week . Perfect opener for here is to comment on their fashion or ask where you could buy some good clothes as per your style . Be specific . Girls love to elaborate and talk about fashion especially with a man as they don’t often get the chance and I would always complain how Zagreb has 1 mens clothing store for every 20 womens.
Zagreb is ideal day game city if day game is your forte . Both me and Sith are night game people and we would too hungover or tired most days to day game . Between midday and 15h is prime time after that everything dies down on the streets .
Night Game
Zagreb nightlife is divided into two parts . The clubs around the main square which are all 2-5 mins walk from each other and the clubs by Lake Jarun which would require a 15 mins Cab drive from the Square .
I would advise to stick to the square for better logistics and hit the Lake just to check out the scene any given weekend night .
Zagreb is dead during week nights . Your only choice is Alcatraz from midnight till 2 and then History which is the only club running on week nights . During the Summer expect both places to have a lot of tourists you can game , from end of summer it would just be students including big Erasmus groups.
All the places below are in or around the mainsquare unless otherwise mentioned .
Rock Bars
Alcatraz – This is THE place to go in Zagreb . It always has a good mix of locals as well as tourists , younger crowds as well as a lot of office goers, late 20s or older. You can buy cigarettes at the bar like in most other nightclubs in Zagreb .
There’s a new Alcatraz which opened over this summer . This happens to a lot of venues in Zagreb , the old venue is still the place where we would go everytime but for future travellers the old Alcatraz might shut down permanently and the new place generally doesn’t retain the target clients and is remodelled. Same happened to the famed Peppermint mentioned in Roosh’s blog .
We would hit Alcatraz at midnight on weekdays or weekends and either close or move on to other clubs . SithDixon got a couple of bangs from here , I had a few nearlys which included a pair of nose pierced blonde Danish backpacker girls.
Vintage – An industrial bar and the most popular metal place about 20 mins from the main square . Like their page on facebook and look out for the events , they tend to get a lot of Beatles, Queen , Iron Maiden , Panthera tribute bands .
Bars , Pubs , Date Venues
Swankys – By far the most stylish cool hip bar with a terrace , a pool and more than a couple of bar rooms . The bar’s smoking seated area and the terrace gets cold which makes for the perfect excuse to bounce to your place . Most girls in Zagreb have heard of this Bar or wanted to be at this bar , so dropping its name as a date venue helps close . Great cocktails and local djs playing soft deep house music .
It is also part of the most popular party hostel in Zagreb so it can also be used as a gaming place to pick up scruffy backpackers who are always hanging by the bar or the passages .
Carpe Diem – Just behind the main Square this was Sith’s primary date spot . Warm , cosy and budget, this being next door to Sith’s apartment worked a treat for him .
Oliver Twist – Traditional Irish pub . Huge Space and plenty of isolated areas making it a great place for dates.
La Bodega/ Bulldog - Touristy terrace pub . Slightly expensive than other venues but considered high end and birds would take that into account if you bought her cocktails here . They also show footy and other sports . I watched the premier league games here regularly also the Kelly Brook (not a typo) vs Golovkin fight !
Funk – This is a very underground grungy hipsterish bar . Low light and reggae music generally great to take a younger bird there on date or to bounce from one of the posher bars after a drink or two . Also great for isolation and escalating in the dark ambience . Downstairs this place doubles as a nightclub with lot of Drumnbass and Regage nights . Most people come for the dancing and come drugged or stoned . Everyone knows each other so not the best place to game .
Night Clubs
[b]Johann Franck – Right on the Square opened less than a year ago replacing the old huge City tavern, this Club has become increasingly popular and was our go to place on weekend nights . Spread over two levels with a decent dance floor , this place is ideal for gaming . Lots of space to approach , isolate and talk to girls and the music is the least loud of all Zagreb clubs . The club has just the right mix of elite high end birds and somewhat regular party people , also the only Club in Zagreb where you can expect to find some single hot milfs . [/b]
SithDixon had a lot of success here and I had a lot of kisses , make outs and nearly cases .
Pepper – Peppermint (mentioned on roosh blog) shut down and reopened as Pepper a couple of minutes down the street . The new venue is smaller and lost most of its regular clientele who now flock to Johann or other clubs . This was billed as the best club to pull in Zagreb by Roosh however now it’s only good for a 10 min trip after the rest of the clubs close down .
I lived 5 mins down the street from Pepper and on every weekend night I would stop by Pepper at 04:30h and order a screwdriver and hang about . There be about 10-15 people left in the club and one or two approachable targets , always piss drunk . I got laid 4 out of 6 nights following this routine here . I would list the shags below .
#10. A 26 yr old (8) tall bird with a great smile celebrating her high school reunion .She stayed back with one friend while the rest left . Drunkenly gave me the eye , I approached , kiss within 3 minutes , left the club for my place within 15 .
#11. A 19 yr old (7) Italian bird raised in Croatia . Chubby but stylish . I asked for cigarette , she refused but then grabbed me by the collar and said “I have a fetish for English accents” and started kissing me, her friend left immediately after seeing us making out. She complimented my lips and kept touching them and said she was going to get her lips injected and filled in January . A future Kartrashian .
#12. A 25 yr old medical student (6.5) huge jugs . Bisexual , seemingly feminist type but incredibly kind and polite and let me have my way with her . Again I just had to be there at the right time. She made the move, picked me up and directly asked me to come back to her place to fuck her . Least drunk of my pepper shags .
#13. A 29yr old redhead , petite perfect body and face . Off her tits drunk when we met , no communication just kissing and a lot of erotic touching . She kept saying she is toot tired to bring me home but in the end was horny enough to give in . Lived on the 10th floor penthouse just behind the main station and was a United nations employee . Another extremely kinky lay .
I have no idea if it was the place Pepper or running the 15 mins to closing game could work similarly at any other venue but each time I went there thinking “come one this can’t be happening again” and it just kept happening .
VIP – Same building as Johan Franck. A Croatian trash music place , also plays 90s pop or remixes . More low end but still enough decent talent and slightly more receptive . Had some make outs but didn’t spend long enough because of the music . Ideal place for a less confident or younger playaaa .
HISTORY - Never went on weekends but week nights its jam packed between 1 and 3 am , particularly Wednesdays . Full of young students and loud music . Gaming here is possible but just wasn’t our thing.
TABOO – The only afterparty place in Zagreb just next to the main station 10 mins from the square . Crowd start going in at 6 am and 10:1 men to birds ratio . Most people go to dance but some extreme party birds possible to pull . I saw a drunken guy get dropped by a birds fella when he tried to approach her , got up and carried on dancing like nothing happened. Left it at that .
RITZ/OPERA – These two clubs are side by side .Pseudo high end Turbofolk clubs (local cheesy Serbian /Balkan music equivalent of Poland’s Discopolo) .The music is unbearably loud and if you have no dancing game give these places a miss . Incredibly popular amongst the wannabe models and sugadaddy seeking birds , who would dress like 5k a night whore but you can tell they come from a middle class village family due to their mannerisms and taste in music . Mostly stay in either big girl groups or sponsored by rich businessman’s sons . Not our scene , never tried to crack this place .
Gallery /Best / Aquarius/H20
The above Clubs are all by Lake Jarun .
The Lake used to be THE place to party until a couple of years back . Now it’s only worth it when one of the specific clubs do a once a month big DJ night hiring famous foreign DJs and the cover charge is about 100 kunas. I lucked out as one of those nights couple of my German DJ friends (who I shot a music video for ) were playing at the Best so I had backstage access and bottles of free Grey goose and Champagnes . Forum member Rider was in Zagreb at the time and we ran a lot of fame game , partying next to the DJs and bringing girls backstage .
Another night me , SithDixon and d_hzy of the forum hit up Gallery .Roosh mentions in his blog as the club with the most talent in Zagreb . Another dated data as this place although still half decent is not what it used to be as confirmed by the locals. We booked a table and ordered a bottle of Grey Goose and mixers for 1200 kunas , there are Jack Daniels bottles available for 600 kunas . I guess money no object way of partying would get you a high score from one of these clubs one night or the other but it wasn’t the best return on investment for us so we didn’t venture much further .
KATRAN – This is grungy warehouse kind of building 15 mins from the square and got 3 clubs next to each other playing different techno/house music . There’s a cover charge at each door or you can get an all 3 doors entry for about 100 kunas . This is a great place to game and party and spend your weekend night . Mainstream to alternative crowd, receptive girls and plenty of targets . I gamed a 19 yr old psy trance bird from here who came down to my apartment the next afternoon to smoke joints and I did everything but fuck her . She wanted a second date but I was leaving the day after (got around to this club too late down my stay).
Extremely popular place and hightly recommended.
MEDICA – A bit away from the Square and one of the most grungy underground party places you’d ever go . It’s basically a Squathouse that runs parties , a lot of dreadlocks , Om and Shiva necklaces and ganja everywhere . Pulling is easy but again you have to be comfortable in that environment .
MASTERS – Next to the Zagreb Zoo and a bit far out from the square ,this place would give Medica a run for its money for being underground and alternative . It is owned by the ex president of Dinamo Zagreb supporters club , an influential hooligan leader who has his hands dipped in croatoan politics and has a deal in place for the cops to turn a blind eye . This is the only place in Zagreb where you can smoke joints inside the club and on its terrace . The toilets have the dimmest lights you will see and a burning joint seems like a halogen in the darkness all around . Gaming is possible but not enough lights to determine if you are hooking up with Eric or Erica . Definitely worth checking out for the once in a lifetime underground experience .
PLATINUM – On kennedy Square and 15 mins from the main Square . Turbofolk club but music not loud at all and accessible crowd . Worth taking a look for an hour on some weekend nights .
Over all Comments on the Club Scene
Girls come in groups and they bounce from one club to another with their friends taking Instagram selfies along the way . What I have found is much like in Bang Iceland Zagreb weekends between midnight and 3 is just warm up and getting a feel of the place . The same girl who would scoff at you at midnight would snog you like a nymphomaniac on death row at 4am . 3 am onwards I would just play the Spot-theSlut , Spot-the-drunk , Spot-the-eye-contact, Spot-the-girl-feeling-isolated-in-a-group game and in that order and then go approach them . Communication would be minimum other than a bunch of compliments shoved down their throats before my tongue gets there followed by my dick .
Most girls wouldn’t wanna leave their friends until they had their run of selfies at various night venues to affirm their social desirability and validate their slutty attire that came after months of busting ass at the till of the local supermarket. As the night progresses some girls in the group would get tired , some would leave making it easier to isolate the ones left behind . After parties back in the apartment are commonplace as there are no half decent club to party after 5 am.
The Late Night Booty Call - Frequently tinder contacts or girls who I made out with and stayed in touch with on whatsapp, ones that constantly flake as I kept asking them out on dates would however send out random texts like “Hey you around?” at 4am on weekend nights . That’s the time they are done partying with their friends and drunk and horny enough to go through their contacts list and discreetly make that booty call . I cashed in on one of those but missed out on a few due to not checking my phone until later or already being with someone .
The early morning Main Square Game - I had two lays from around the mainsquare at 5am on weekend nights .
#14. 24yr old a genuine landwhale (3) . Yes , I did it . I was banging so many hotties left and right that at that point my ego just couldn’t be hurt . On that particular Friday night I had 4 proper make out turned cockblock/flakes from Johann Franck so a bit agitated and not willing to give up approached this landwhale on the main square tram stop. 5 mins conversation was enough for her to miss her tram and walk to mine and jump on me . In her defence she would let me have my way with her and then immediately after smoked a cigarette and left without exchanging any contacts or asking for it. I got the feeling she knew who she was and how she looked and was no stranger to the pumped and dumped routine .
#15. 24yr old (9.5) . A professional dancer , Margot Robbie look alike and the body of a goddess. Met while she and her friend were exiting a club . I walked alongside, made a couple of savvy jokes and took her WhatsApp. Date at Swankys the next day and close . Another proud member of the harem , coming to see me in London next month .
CouchSurfing Game
SithDixon enlightened me about the couch surfing game as he had already mastered it in Budapest . Basically make a cool couchsurfing profile , add cool social pics of yourself and your fancy apartment and host a couple of regular travellers and get referenced . When the single girls find out you are no creep and a decent looking single guy with a pad , they would hit you up . Only accept hot single travelling bird’s request and host them , take them out for a drink and close . As Sith says when a hot single girl request a young single guy to host them it’s akin to gagging for it . Both Sith and I got laid from the CastingCouch Surfing game in Zagreb .
[b]#16 . [/b]29yr old German bird (7) . Traveller girl .Pro Dick Surfer.
Epilogue
If you are a Black guy who likes to conquer Top notch white poosay you have to do Zagreb before you are too old for it . Unless you are a midget or deformed irrespective of looks if you are black you can pull Top talents here . For white guys you won’t stand out but there’s still a lot of girls who would appreciate your style , conversation and life experiences over the local callous guys with no game . For white guys Zagreb would be a place to visit for the quality and not quantity , SithDixon had 6 top notch lays in 6 weeks including a dime and a pole dancer. If you want a stunner who is also fluent in English and not made of clay nodding at your every opinion , someone interesting with culture and repartee , Zagreb might be the place over Kiev or Poznan . There is a raw warrior inside each good hearted Balkan and I found a lot of charm in it .
If you have any Questions ask away . Sith Dixon is currently in Belgrade maybe he can throw light on why Belgrade gets so much love from the forum while the Poosay Paradise in Zagreb is neglected .
