[ChinUpChestOut]

Went to mundolingo after being on a two day streak (wednesday took a religious jewish 18 year olds virginity and thursday got a ONS with a hot 25 yr old amazing dancer) ok so its friday, I go in with my trusted wingman. As soon as we enter the bar I make eye contact with a dude who is super baked. He is standing beside a smoking hot piece of ass. He tells me the girl needs to get laid and introduces us. The girl starts heavy kino and the dude leaves along with my wingman. I get a solid five minutes with the girl when im rudely interrupted by an ugly hoe who comes and asks her name out of the blue!! Says some guy commanded her to come ask for her name. As I engage the ugly hoe this girl leaves and goes to talk to other guys. Ugly hoe wont leave me alone and wont tell me who sent her. Go back and re-initiate conversation with hottie who is chatting up another dude and using kino. Dude fucks off when I show up, dont even need to spit game. Talk to girl again and she is called by her male friends. I just kept getting cockblocked and the girl complied with the cockblocking. I told her I was gonna go find my friend and she should come get me later. Started chatting up other girls but not nearly of the same quality, she was the hottest in the bar. I see her bouncing around from guy to guy all inferior to me in terms of looks and she ends up going home alone after exchanging numbers with two guys. I see the guy who introduced me to her outside a priori, and he tells me the girl told him she just came here to get laid and that I should pursue. I just felt beta as fuck pursuing a hoe bouncing around from guy to guy.

I ended up chatting up two german girls (I needed the flag) my friend says mine was a 7 but she was a 6 in my eyes, and my friend jumped on the grenade for me with her fattie friend. I kept making nazi and jewish jokes and was able to get away with them since I myself am a jew. Pretty much insulted their culture and brought up the fact that my ancestors (russians) raped all the women in berlin. My hoe couldnt stop laughing and her fattie friend was horrified and facepalmed. We took the two hoes to my friends rooftop who lived a 5 min walk away. My hoe didnt even wanna make out but after some persistence got the make out. After a lot of resistance to my advances she confesses she is 18 and a virgin (WTF?! never saw that coming) I ended up sucking on her titties fingering her and her jerking me off. She couldnt believe what was going on she literally told me she had only ever made out with two guys and was bewildered at what she had done. My friend later told me fattie had told him that I would be legendary if I smashed considering the girl had only ever macked twice. (PS logistically speaking after the girl told me she was cold I brought her inside the stairwell to shield her from the wind and isolate her while my friend and fattie where buffeted by the cold till 6 am) God bless my wingmans soul! We had a lot of scares of people walking in on us cause we could here the elevator stop on the floor below us.

Anyways the two questions are as follows: Should I have pursued the hotter girl despite it being beta, and if so how should I have pursued her? What could I have done to seal the deal and acquire the german flag?

[Latan]

LittleDark, I'm glad you created a new account.
Big fan of your posts.

[John_Galt]

Huh?

I'm sorry, but your post comes across to me as someone who is trying WAY to hard to fit in. All your PUA terms and even forum language like "flags" and such----it just seems really tryhard.

Why don't you just be happy with the 18 year old virgin you deflowered? Surely shes worth a round 2. Take her out again, treat her nice. Contrary to your naive 13 year old view of the world, there's nothing wrong with treating a nice girl well. Try it out and report back.

[ChinUpChestOut]

1) dont know who littledark but I assume hes an ex forum member. Im very flattered you enjoy my posts. I looked him up with the search function but nothing came up, wouldnt mind getting some links to his most noteworthy threads

2) You can think whatever you like about me and even insult me based on my post, but I would appreciate it if we could stick to answering my questions about pursuing the hot indecisive hoe at the bar and gaming the german virgin. Also you quote yourself in your signature but criticize me. The virgin has a boyfriend and has wanted me for the two years I've known her, we've been seeing eachother on and off and I wont actively pursue her cause shes highly manipulative and I dont want to deal with her nonsense. If she serves herself on a platter and wants to go round two then I wont deny her.

[John_Galt]

I have a strong feeling your account is not going to last long.

Good luck.

[ChinUpChestOut]

"Don't worry, I've already judged you for your past, which is why you won't be part of my future and are barely part of my present.” - Kabal

[Suits]

Welcome back man. We've all missed you.

(10-31-2016 01:38 AM)ChinUpChestOut Wrote:  

1) dont know who littledark

Liar.

(10-31-2016 01:38 AM)ChinUpChestOut Wrote:  

but I assume hes an ex forum member. Im very flattered you enjoy my posts. I looked him up with the search function but nothing came up, wouldnt mind getting some links to his most noteworthy threads

You can read all of your old posts here.

(10-31-2016 01:38 AM)ChinUpChestOut Wrote:  

2) You can think whatever you like about me and even insult me based on my post, but I would appreciate it if we could stick to answering my questions about pursuing the hot indecisive hoe at the bar and gaming the german virgin.

Would it be accurate to say that you're "not afraid to draw blood?"

[ChinUpChestOut]

Read some of his posts from the link you provided, dont know why I remind you guys of him, the dude isnt even famous, he only has 66 posts. As per the blood drawing I think of it as a huge achievement but its really not worth the effort. The only virgin I smashed was that religious girl and I almost got the german hoe, funny how two opportunities to smash virgins were presented before me in the same week. The only true benefit is that youre at much less risk of catching an STD , almost nil unless shes from the third world and was born with AIDS or someone shoved a dirty finger in there before me. This german girl in particular told me she had never masturbated or even watched porn, i couldnt believe it but her friend confirmed it separately while my wingman was with her.

Do you think I should hit her up? She gave me her number but I dont want to spend another excruciating four hours and not get the bang.

[Suits]

(10-31-2016 02:17 AM)ChinUpChestOut Wrote:  

the dude isnt even famous, he only has 66 posts.

[Comte De St. Germain]

OP I suggest you learn to space paragraphs, spell words correctly, and punctuate your posts as it feels like I want to claw my eyes out.

[sterling_archer]

Nazi and Jewish jokes, and that went well? Wouldn't try it even if I was Jew like you supposedly are.

[Rawmeo]

In before the ban.

Edit: I beat the hammer

[John_Galt]

Quote:

the dude isnt even famous, he only has 66 posts. As per the blood drawing I think of it as a huge achievement but its really not worth the effort.

In honor of LittleDark the First, I propose OP's ban be delayed until he reaches 66 posts. In this way, we can forever commemorate him.