[Suits]

(09-18-2016 10:52 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  

Or you're just sitting in your mom's house all these years and know nothing about the military?

[BrewDog]

(09-18-2016 11:01 PM)Suits Wrote:  

(09-18-2016 10:52 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  

Or you're just sitting in your mom's house all these years and know nothing about the military?

Beta response.

[cascadecombo]

Allow me to educate suits on how the different branches eat.



At least that was the last I heard, perhaps the chow is making you a bit aggressive?

[BrewDog]

That's fair. Don't you want your Marines to be angrier than the rest? The Marines are surely some angry fucks.

Yeah, Marine chow is the worst. I asked a Vietnam machine gunner what the best chow he got in the war and he said, "Dog."

[Suits]

(09-18-2016 11:10 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  

(09-18-2016 11:01 PM)Suits Wrote:  

(09-18-2016 10:52 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  

Or you're just sitting in your mom's house all these years and know nothing about the military?

Beta response.

[BrewDog]

(09-18-2016 11:18 PM)Suits Wrote:  

(09-18-2016 11:10 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  

(09-18-2016 11:01 PM)Suits Wrote:  

(09-18-2016 10:52 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  

Or you're just sitting in your mom's house all these years and know nothing about the military?

Beta response.

I've been to England four times, and I've hung out with you beta fucks all over the world. And I think it's more than a bit ironic that some sissy English fuck is giving the US Marines shit with gifs and memes.

I like the English, I really do. But you're the sissiest mutherfuckers in the world and your loss of all your empire proves it. The US Marines beat your asses twice and now we train the Royal Marines. Because you need us. You NEED the US Marines to train your pussy English troops how to fight.

So, show me your memes, and I'll train your Royal Marines how to do combat.

[Suits]

(09-18-2016 11:28 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  

I've been to England four times, and I've hung out with you beta fucks all over the world. And I think it's more than a bit ironic that some sissy English fuck is giving the US Marines shit with gifs and memes.

I like the English, I really do. But you're the sissiest mutherfuckers in the world and your loss of all your empire proves it. The US Marines beat your asses twice and now we train the Royal Marines. Because you need us. You NEED the US Marines to train your pussy English troops how to fight.

So, show me your memes, and I'll train your Royal Marines how to do combat.

[robreke]

After 171 rep points, I see Suits has finally taken the final step and become an official member of this forum by proclaiming his neanderthal heritage.

Nice avatar.

[HonantheBarbarian]

How I feel watching this go down:

[Bycicleguy]

I just wanted to say I got the bang. I was actually just expecting to keep warming her up but we ended going home after I threw a weak bait. She was a really sweet girl and and she keep saying "thank you for taking me out today", which I found quite bizarre.

I also wanted to say that I understand the point of some guys of doing what you want and don't wasting time with girls who are not up for the same you want. Those posts come from real abundance, you can act like that if you are on a position to do it. But would a guy on Toronto or Washington stop talking to hot girl just for something like that?

I'm not super wealthy or a white guy on asia who can arrange 5 dates more on tinder on an hour if bored, I have to spent time getting those daygame leads and I'm not throwing them after a small disagreement. That doesn't mean I'm going to be a wimp either.

[C-Note]

Sometimes girls will indirectly tell you how they want you to seduce her. If she asks for a movie date, that may be what she wants to put her in the mood. Take her to one of those theaters that serve alcohol. Do some pre-movie drinking, then slowly increase the kino during the movie. Then, use regular logistics moves afterwards to get the bang.

We're men, we solve problems and conquer nature. This is no different. I've almost always gotten the bang after a movie date, because I know how to use it as part of the seduction process.

[RatInTheWoods]

Go to the movies with this girl, its not the end of the world.

Comfort building is a thing you know.

Its an easy date.

[Stroked351w]

(09-18-2016 11:10 PM)cascadecombo Wrote:  

Allow me to educate suits on how the different branches eat.



At least that was the last I heard, perhaps the chow is making you a bit aggressive?

Well, You sure got the Air Force figured out!

[Stroked351w]

(09-18-2016 11:28 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  

(09-18-2016 11:18 PM)Suits Wrote:  

(09-18-2016 11:10 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  

(09-18-2016 11:01 PM)Suits Wrote:  

(09-18-2016 10:52 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  

Or you're just sitting in your mom's house all these years and know nothing about the military?

Beta response.

I've been to England four times, and I've hung out with you beta fucks all over the world. And I think it's more than a bit ironic that some sissy English fuck is giving the US Marines shit with gifs and memes.

I like the English, I really do. But you're the sissiest mutherfuckers in the world and your loss of all your empire proves it. The US Marines beat your asses twice and now we train the Royal Marines. Because you need us. You NEED the US Marines to train your pussy English troops how to fight.

So, show me your memes, and I'll train your Royal Marines how to do combat.

Are you sure the Brits are the "sissiest" and not the french? Bro... have you even heard of either World War?

[Dalaran1991]

This is the only time ever in history, when a girl wanting to go to a movie results in an epic thread on RVF.

Takes her to the movie as a reward, and makes sure to club her on the head after and drag her back to your cave, uh bedroom and fuck her Neanderthal style bro.

[RedPillUK]

I went to the cinema with a girl recently because I've been seeing her a while and she kept insisting on it.

I forgot how shitty modern films are. It was some stupid Batman film. It also cost a lot of money. So fuck that, I'm never doing that again. I don't care how much the girl tries to get me to go.

[Suits]

It's a pity that Brewdog was permanently banned before I had the opportunity to tell him that I'm not British and have never even set foot inside the UK.

[Vienna]

Missed this thread somehow. Finally understand the story behind Suits avatar.

[Mufasa]

^^I always wondered the same thing

[realologist]

Just go to the movie. Guys that say it is a terrible date have a lack of creativity. Talk to your teenage self and he would kill to get a chance with a date in a dark place like a movie.

You don't just have to go to a movie. Tell her let's meet at _______ so we can buy snacks. Then we can sneak in some cheaper snacks in the movie. Chicks get off on that shit even if it's that minor. While buying the snacks let your mouth game do the work.

While in the movie let your body do the work. Poke her, act like you are going to hold her hand and pull away. Do the yawn and grab but deliver it like you know it's a corny move.

Or if you have no or a ton of movie game just take a chance and do this.

[philosophical_recovery]

When I was in highschool I was dating a freaky girl. She loved to go to movies and fool around. Surprised we never got caught, with her blowing me. In retrospect I don't know how that was possible.

We also went to an adult theater on couples night and everyone there was watching each other fool around. We were the odd 18yr old couple with a bunch of middle agers. Probably made their night.

[deekrivers]

I honestly say go for it. Main reason, you can control the encounter. My go to move is taking the girl's hand and placing it by my penis. It just escalates from there and all you have to do it just build anticipation in the girl. One step forward two steps back. Don't have to hit a home run every time.

[LeoneVolpe]

I know a movie date may not provide the best logistics for a bang, but that doesn't mean it's doomed to be a G-rated affair. Just do yourself a favor and pick a movie that's already been out a few weeks, the crowd will be thinner and the environment much more conducive to fooling around.

Last time I went back to my hometown to visit family, I met up with a girl I went to high school with. There isn't much to do where I grew up, so I invited her to see a movie. I waited a while after the movie started before reaching out and holding her hand. Then, I made direct eye contact with her, went in for the makeout and was successful. Once things started heating up, I put her hand on my hard cock, which she started rubbing before deciding to unzip my pants to suck me off. While she was leaning over me, I tried reaching down the back of her pants to finger her pussy while she was giving me head, but the angle was odd and her pants tight, so I ended up fingering her asshole during showing of "Dark Shadows" until blasting in her mouth instead.

It may not be an ideal date, but you can make it work for you. Believe me.

[crispytaco]

download the movie in a torrent, so you can watch it in your house.
Sit and then lay together in the most uncomfortable sofa. Then say you can be more comfortable if you move with your laptop to the bed.
As stupid as it sounds, worked for me last week .

[Grizwald1400]

Yeah I don't usually go on dates anymore with bitches I haven't fucked yet, usually will just invite them for a drink or meet em for coffee but idk why people are so bad on movies. I'm in a dark place with a woman for 2 hours. I usually have my hands stuffed between her thighs 20mins into the flick. And I didn't have to say a word to do it