When I was a senior in college, I found an easy way to get flags while in the states, so long as
1) there's a university in your area, and
2) you're a native English speaker.
Since someone was asking me about this over PM, I decided to post what I sent him here (with small edits added).
What follows is a datasheet on banging foreign girls who are in ESL (learning English as a Second Language) courses. Most universities host these courses, and are far and away the easiest ways to get long-term exposure to foreign trim from home.
I. Getting In
The first (and easiest) step is getting into an ESL class. Many universities have ESL classes you can volunteer for. You do this by first going to your local university and checking it out.
Maybe put a backpack on and walk around campus to blend in, or just stroll around (people probably won't question you being there, honestly, but some guys like to wear backpacks to look like students when they go game universities).
When you're there, check out the English building and look for the department office. Once there, ask about ESL training and wanting to volunteer your time to work with foreign learners of English.
It helps if you're a student there because you can make the argument that you're doing this to bolster you resume, and it you want to go for it, wear a backpack and play the student angle.
If the people in that department don't know anything, they may defer you to a foreign language or international students office you can talk to.
From there, ask about the ESL course and get the phone number or email of the ESL instructor.
It'd be best if you could find an ESL instructor to talk to in person right then and there, but this is unlikely. So, shoot for a phone number (so you don't have to explain why you don't have an .edu email) or get the email and just explain in the email you got locked out of your .edu account (or don't want to clutter it, or don't give an explanation at all).
Once you get in touch with the instructor, you're in.
95% of the time, ESL instructors fucking love native speakers to volunteer to help their students. It makes them hard as a rock, because:
1) foreign speakers get the most benefit when they're actually immersed into the language; 2) these ESL students often keep to themselves in little bubbles outside of class, fucking up the immersion process; and 3) their mandated assignments often involve going out and interviewing a native English speaker anyway. Thus, you'll usually be seen as a valuable teaching asset.
Just sell yourself as an altruistic, motivated person who loves helping others and maybe is interested in learning about other cultures yourself, or maybe as someone wanting pursue a TEFL certification and looking for some kind of relevant experience (a good route if you don't want to lie about being a student at the university, and the best for maximizing the longevity of this venture).
After selling yourself, just figure out the schedule and set up a good time to drop in on a class. Then prepare yourself for what could be a long-term fast pass of foreign pussy.
II. Making Contact
When you're in a class, the teacher will give you a place to sit and observe the learning portion of the class. (Don't worry about assignments—you won't get any, obviously, because you're a native English speaker).
While observing, check out the most attractive girls and figure out what groups you would want to be in if group activities started.
You'll probably be used extensively for group activities as external proof of how colloquial English is used. It's like you're proof that what the teacher says is right anytime he or she explains how real, practical English works. This will automatically establish a baseline level of interest in you.
Use this to your advantage. Play up how American you are and how masterful of English you are (this is pretty intuitive and not hard). From there, the teacher will probably put you with a partner or throw you in a group. If you can choose who to be with, obviously choose one of the attractive girls or the friend of an attractive girl.
The biggest challenge from here will be the language barrier. These people are in the ESL class for a reason. A lot of them won't know what the fuck you're saying half the time. Patience overcomes this. When I was in Prague and nervous about the language barrier, Slubu explained that even when you do run into someone with zero Enlgish (which wasn't often in Prague, I admit), you both do what you have to do if attraction is there.
Your job is to play up the exotic and "expert" angles, dress well, be charming (even when you're getting frustrated with the language barrier), and use a lot of physical touching on her hands and whatnot while you explain your points. Physical interaction is a huge turn on for girls, especially when they aren't entirely sure what you're saying.
Kino is sexier when you're talking with your body as much as with your words.
III. Evaluating Options
After your first class, you need to start quickly thinking about who you're going to move in on. Some factors to consider:
1) English level (and willingness to overcome language barrier with you)
2) Looks and tits/ass size.
Once you set on a girl, you need to start the process of claiming her.
IV. Targeting and Isolating
So you've targeted a girl. Do not overextend yourself, and do not try to disrupt class by talking to the girl while the teacher is talking.
You want the teacher on your side. You want this person to think you are a picture-perfect learning asset, and you can't fuck this up.
So what do you do?
You wait until class is over, then make your way to the girl and do an approach out in the hall. As the teacher is walking past you, it will look like you are trying to help the girl with her English.
Don't let the teacher hear you hitting on the girl. Let him or het think you are just talking. That helps rather than hurts your reputation (you generally don't have to worry about the students telling the teacher about what you actually do, because most students in ESL hate talking to their foreign language teachers).
From here you more or less run your normal game. Set up a date, maybe even an instadate from right after class, the rest of it. Once you get the girl outside of class, life is good.
V. Smashing
Once you get the bang (and getting the bang will naturally be easier from some nationalities than others), you have to make an effort to not favor that girl in class.
The reputation in front of your teacher is still important, even if you really lock this girl up (for reasons we'll discuss in the next section). Just do what you're supposed to do and try not to make it look like you're hitting on this girl in class (or otherwise hinting at any interest).
If you do happen to get caught (which sucks), a couple things can happen. One thing that might happen is no one will care. That's probably what will happen. The other thing that might happen is everything falls to shit and the teacher bans you from class (very very unlikely, but a possibility you should be aware of).
If that happens, no harm, no foul. The worst thing you can get hit with is a ban from class for inappropriate conduct. You didn't do anything illegal, nothing even that unethical, really. Try another university (or even another class if you're ballsy) or just cut your losses.
However, you want to keep that possibility as remote as you can. So, while smashing this girl, make it low-key. It doesn't matter if the other students are onto it (they most likely will be), just as long as the teacher doesn't know what's up.
If the girl gets put off by this and stops fucking you, stay in the class. You're putting time and effort into this to get a return. The return is more than this one broad.
The real return is...
VII. Long-Term Establishment
The sad truth is you can't be prone to oneitis to run this kind of game, because the entire class of ESL students will almost definitely disappear after the semester or year is over.
You aren't getting a wife like this. What you are getting is a constantly fresh and replenishing supply of foreign pussy.
Once you've established yourself as a helpful Enligsh tutor and assistant in the classroom, you will have gained the teacher's trust. Once the teacher trusts you, you can gain his or her friendship, and then that teacher will leverage you as a tool for future classes. From there, you can use your teacher as a matchmaker getting your foot in the door with a whole new batch of exotic trim (plus a new connection).
To really maximize the longevity of this gig, it may be best to not lie about being a student (because that will only fly for about four years max). Maybe just say you have your eyes set on a TEFL certification once you save enough money to travel to get one.
This is the only method I've ever used for getting constant interaction with foreign girls, and it is how I locked up a Panamanian flag in America (my only flag here in the states) my senior year of undergrad.
1) there's a university in your area, and
2) you're a native English speaker.
Since someone was asking me about this over PM, I decided to post what I sent him here (with small edits added).
What follows is a datasheet on banging foreign girls who are in ESL (learning English as a Second Language) courses. Most universities host these courses, and are far and away the easiest ways to get long-term exposure to foreign trim from home.
I. Getting In
The first (and easiest) step is getting into an ESL class. Many universities have ESL classes you can volunteer for. You do this by first going to your local university and checking it out.
Maybe put a backpack on and walk around campus to blend in, or just stroll around (people probably won't question you being there, honestly, but some guys like to wear backpacks to look like students when they go game universities).
When you're there, check out the English building and look for the department office. Once there, ask about ESL training and wanting to volunteer your time to work with foreign learners of English.
It helps if you're a student there because you can make the argument that you're doing this to bolster you resume, and it you want to go for it, wear a backpack and play the student angle.
If the people in that department don't know anything, they may defer you to a foreign language or international students office you can talk to.
From there, ask about the ESL course and get the phone number or email of the ESL instructor.
It'd be best if you could find an ESL instructor to talk to in person right then and there, but this is unlikely. So, shoot for a phone number (so you don't have to explain why you don't have an .edu email) or get the email and just explain in the email you got locked out of your .edu account (or don't want to clutter it, or don't give an explanation at all).
Once you get in touch with the instructor, you're in.
95% of the time, ESL instructors fucking love native speakers to volunteer to help their students. It makes them hard as a rock, because:
1) foreign speakers get the most benefit when they're actually immersed into the language; 2) these ESL students often keep to themselves in little bubbles outside of class, fucking up the immersion process; and 3) their mandated assignments often involve going out and interviewing a native English speaker anyway. Thus, you'll usually be seen as a valuable teaching asset.
Just sell yourself as an altruistic, motivated person who loves helping others and maybe is interested in learning about other cultures yourself, or maybe as someone wanting pursue a TEFL certification and looking for some kind of relevant experience (a good route if you don't want to lie about being a student at the university, and the best for maximizing the longevity of this venture).
After selling yourself, just figure out the schedule and set up a good time to drop in on a class. Then prepare yourself for what could be a long-term fast pass of foreign pussy.
II. Making Contact
When you're in a class, the teacher will give you a place to sit and observe the learning portion of the class. (Don't worry about assignments—you won't get any, obviously, because you're a native English speaker).
While observing, check out the most attractive girls and figure out what groups you would want to be in if group activities started.
You'll probably be used extensively for group activities as external proof of how colloquial English is used. It's like you're proof that what the teacher says is right anytime he or she explains how real, practical English works. This will automatically establish a baseline level of interest in you.
Use this to your advantage. Play up how American you are and how masterful of English you are (this is pretty intuitive and not hard). From there, the teacher will probably put you with a partner or throw you in a group. If you can choose who to be with, obviously choose one of the attractive girls or the friend of an attractive girl.
The biggest challenge from here will be the language barrier. These people are in the ESL class for a reason. A lot of them won't know what the fuck you're saying half the time. Patience overcomes this. When I was in Prague and nervous about the language barrier, Slubu explained that even when you do run into someone with zero Enlgish (which wasn't often in Prague, I admit), you both do what you have to do if attraction is there.
Your job is to play up the exotic and "expert" angles, dress well, be charming (even when you're getting frustrated with the language barrier), and use a lot of physical touching on her hands and whatnot while you explain your points. Physical interaction is a huge turn on for girls, especially when they aren't entirely sure what you're saying.
Kino is sexier when you're talking with your body as much as with your words.
III. Evaluating Options
After your first class, you need to start quickly thinking about who you're going to move in on. Some factors to consider:
1) English level (and willingness to overcome language barrier with you)
2) Looks and tits/ass size.
Once you set on a girl, you need to start the process of claiming her.
IV. Targeting and Isolating
So you've targeted a girl. Do not overextend yourself, and do not try to disrupt class by talking to the girl while the teacher is talking.
You want the teacher on your side. You want this person to think you are a picture-perfect learning asset, and you can't fuck this up.
So what do you do?
You wait until class is over, then make your way to the girl and do an approach out in the hall. As the teacher is walking past you, it will look like you are trying to help the girl with her English.
Don't let the teacher hear you hitting on the girl. Let him or het think you are just talking. That helps rather than hurts your reputation (you generally don't have to worry about the students telling the teacher about what you actually do, because most students in ESL hate talking to their foreign language teachers).
From here you more or less run your normal game. Set up a date, maybe even an instadate from right after class, the rest of it. Once you get the girl outside of class, life is good.
V. Smashing
Once you get the bang (and getting the bang will naturally be easier from some nationalities than others), you have to make an effort to not favor that girl in class.
The reputation in front of your teacher is still important, even if you really lock this girl up (for reasons we'll discuss in the next section). Just do what you're supposed to do and try not to make it look like you're hitting on this girl in class (or otherwise hinting at any interest).
If you do happen to get caught (which sucks), a couple things can happen. One thing that might happen is no one will care. That's probably what will happen. The other thing that might happen is everything falls to shit and the teacher bans you from class (very very unlikely, but a possibility you should be aware of).
If that happens, no harm, no foul. The worst thing you can get hit with is a ban from class for inappropriate conduct. You didn't do anything illegal, nothing even that unethical, really. Try another university (or even another class if you're ballsy) or just cut your losses.
However, you want to keep that possibility as remote as you can. So, while smashing this girl, make it low-key. It doesn't matter if the other students are onto it (they most likely will be), just as long as the teacher doesn't know what's up.
If the girl gets put off by this and stops fucking you, stay in the class. You're putting time and effort into this to get a return. The return is more than this one broad.
The real return is...
VII. Long-Term Establishment
The sad truth is you can't be prone to oneitis to run this kind of game, because the entire class of ESL students will almost definitely disappear after the semester or year is over.
You aren't getting a wife like this. What you are getting is a constantly fresh and replenishing supply of foreign pussy.
Once you've established yourself as a helpful Enligsh tutor and assistant in the classroom, you will have gained the teacher's trust. Once the teacher trusts you, you can gain his or her friendship, and then that teacher will leverage you as a tool for future classes. From there, you can use your teacher as a matchmaker getting your foot in the door with a whole new batch of exotic trim (plus a new connection).
To really maximize the longevity of this gig, it may be best to not lie about being a student (because that will only fly for about four years max). Maybe just say you have your eyes set on a TEFL certification once you save enough money to travel to get one.
This is the only method I've ever used for getting constant interaction with foreign girls, and it is how I locked up a Panamanian flag in America (my only flag here in the states) my senior year of undergrad.
Quote:PapayaTapper Wrote:
you seem to have a penchant for sticking your dick in high drama retarded trash.