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Cuba Data Sheet - 3 Months Solid
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Cuba Data Sheet - 3 Months Solid

I went to Cuba in October staying all the way to mid January. The trip I'll admit was probably the most challenging trip I've taken. I truly believe only the most hearty can travel there for such a long time. On the same token it's also been one of the most exciting trips I've taken and I was certainly left wanting more. There were many days where I told myself it had been the best day of my life. The rewards for taking a trip here are unparalleled in my opinion. And there were also some days where I thought I think this would be my last trip there. Thankfully those days were very few and only occurred due to Cuba being such a strange and sometimes unpredictable place.

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Here's what I experienced and here are my suggestions for the trip:

Weather: First thing that comes to mind is the fact that Cuba is ridiculously hot. I was born in Miami, and have been living in Austin for the last couple years so I know what hot is. But the heat in Cuba just saps you, it's brutal. I was expecting cooler weather by coming in the winter months. But Winter simply does not exist in Cuba. You will simply melt like ice cream and the problem is compounded by the fact that most restaurants, stores and places of business(especially the homes of the locals) simply do not have air conditioning. I highly recommend bringing your own portable air conditioning unit, and as many items that assist in staying cool as you can, which I plan to bring on my next trip!

Transportation Personal transportation is a must, an absolute must if you want to slay pussy like a king. I still pulled it off not having my own car or motorcycle but man would it have made things so much simpler. I came in totally unprepared for the cost of rental cars, and simply underestimated the difficulty in getting a local to rent their cars for a reasonable price. For that mistake I walked ALOT! I probably walked more in Cuba then I have in my life. My legs just weren't used to so much walking and in the first couple days I had trouble walking as my calves cramped up. This went away a week later and I found myself walking miles and miles for whatever I needed or simply when I wanted to explore the cities and villages which happened almost daily. A motorcycle is what I plan on riding there on my next trip. I also had an uncle there who would drive me to different places and was pretty much my driver but was fairly unreliable having car trouble quite frequently. Taxi's were cheap, costing about 40 cents in USD equivalent. These taxis don't take you to your desired destination they work like a sort of privatized bus system, and there are also actual the buses which are even cheaper but not as frequent as these classic car taxis were. Definitely adds a different flavor to the experience you sometimes truly feel like you're living in a different time, I at least did.

The Girls: Ok so here's the deal. I'm Cuban American. You've probably heard a lot of stuff about Cuba from other threads, maybe some of it would discourage you. I'm going to tell you guys who are on the fence the truth. You are totally missing out. You think you need spanish? wrong. Don't get me wrong, spanish is nice but I was dead wrong about it trumping english. Here's the fact. English is what gets women all flustered there. It's the dynamite that I found late in the game. The less spanish you know there the better. If you just want to bang this is simply the truth. Why? Because like other countries it's almost every girls dream in Cuba to escape their country and live the high life in the USA and they're hoping to get with an American to do just that. Now I say this in a general sense, if you are picking up girls. Knowing the language definately has a big plus especially if you can conceal it, allowing you to let other people comfortable in talking behind your back especially girls. If you know spanish there may also be some instances where it's good as well, like when YOU get picked up. That's right, if you look good and you're foreign you will get hit on. Spanish is fine here. Now what I mean by getting hit on is you'll be at a restaurant and either a hot lil waitress or one of the girls dining at the restaurant may very likely hit on you. Not just the pros, although I can see how it may be hard to discern sometimes. This happened to me quite a few times. I went out with one for example who had quite a bit of money herself, she apparently had some dude who gave her what she wanted but simply needed that extra bit of excitement and had a taste for foreign men. The sex was amazing I was waiting for the catch but it never came, no secret whore money grabbing tactics ever came about. I later saw her with her man walking down the street near my apartment which made me laugh as we had talked only two days ago about seeing each other on the street and not saying a word if we did and how we'd act like strangers, everyone knows everyone there so if word got out she was fucked! She also paid for drinks about as much as I and I will say this was not common at all considering it's Cuba. Now for those who don't know spanish, and even for those who do I'll tell you to bring a buddy who can be "The Translator". This will work wonders for you. He's like the ultimate wingman. He does all the talking, you just look all Americany and you fuck her. It's that simple. I'm serious. You're going to be able to tell if she's a pro from a mile away trust me, so just keep away from those. But for the rest? Just use game. Now this is going to sound a bit rough for some of you. LIE. Tell her you think she's the most beautiful girl you've seen(you should be going for those anyway so it should be sort of true) and that you want to see her for the rest of your trip, that you want to take one of them to the states with you hopefully, tell her you want to get her a gold ring, or some bull shit. LIE through your teeth! Have your translator buddy lie for you! You don't want to lie? Then pay her. Sometimes it's just the nice thing to do. 20 dollars, honestly that's what it costs to take a girl out anyway, no big deal. I'm not advising you do either or, I'm just saying in all of your encounters with Cuban girls you're going to be doing one of two things, lying or paying to get what you want. Unless you happen to be in some key areas of Cuba where things are quite different which also brings me to my next point.

This is quite typical:
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Also about the girls, there's a huge variance in their looks. A good amount of them are black or mixed. If you don't want black girls I'd steer clear of most of Oriente and Holguin and typically the south of Cuba if you want to get technical like Guantanamo, I never went there and for this reason mainly. I like black girls but more so in a token fashion then anything else. You will also find some incredible beauties that have white features but have a beautiful indian skin tone and slight indian mix which is remarkably beautiful. Some girls also have very white skin who have been smart and taken to using umbrellas to preserve their skin tone. Natural blondes are to be found also, especially in areas like Las Tunas and Bauta. Beautiful brunettes. There's definately quite a selection. There's a few asians here and there due to a minor chinese emigration in the past but quite uncommon. And if you happen to know spanish you'd be surprised at how some of these girls can hold a conversation. I was!

Location Unless you are like me who enjoys different types of women ranging from semipro city girls all the way down to the small town sweet heart you're going to want to pick a prime location and as far as quality women go the city is just not the place for most guys. It can be with the right connections but I wouldn't recommend staying in the capital (I didn't) and I found my preference was small towns, even though I had some good connections, for example my uncle was a lot of things one being a retired math professor. He introduced me to a friend of his who also happened to be a math professor. This cat later went on to be a real good friend of mine as for every bottle of vodka I provided him ($3) meant I'd end up banging another one of the highschool teachers who were amazingly sexy and had nothing to do, just dying to go out on a weekend night with me to get out of the tedium they were living in. I probably banged the entire second floor of the dorms for female teachers in that school and still the towns in the country regions, the small towns are just so much better in terms of quality in my experience. When I went to the small towns places you probably haven't heard of about Cuba like "La Mulata", or "Balla Honda" that is where dreams became a sheer reality. I went there alone. I took a truck bus costing a total of about 2 dollars. It was a couple hours trip from Miramar. I made friends quickly and to my unexpected surprise discovered I had some very distant family who were living there. I was quickly taken around town to be introduced to all the single local women in the small town of "La Mulata" this is an experience I've never had where the local men pretty much throw their hottest women at me. But they were smart they knew I'd reward them, a few of them anyway. What transpired I can only call paradise for a number of days. Thanks to a distant family member I had locked down a sizable "Ranchon" which was like a big private apartment with a large open dining area in the front, completely gated and fenced. The girls I had met earlier in the day, as well as some of the ones from the previous day made their way to where I was. There were about 12 girls and 4 guys, one of them being the owner of the place and with his wife there he had to bail to his regret closing us in. The music started pumping from the speakers in the dining area, it was reggaeton, tons of alcohol was bought as per the advice of a good friend to stock up nicely and the girls just started taking their clothes off at one point in the middle of the night all together. They were just happy to party and drink and go wild, running around the place naked in private. I'm glad more guys didn't find their way to where I was at. These girls were in their prime. I'm talking 18-22 max! This went on for about three days. I did not hesitate to enjoy each and every single one of them. And yes I had to use viagra! I could speak Spanish to these girls openly and not need to put on a front, they were just far more enjoyable and natural then any of the other girls I met in the city. This was my first taste of what it must be like to have an actual harem of naked women and it's an incredibly addictive experience.

Some top locations to go to and definately check out the neighboring smaller towns of the cities I mention. All of the following are top cities for poosy and the ones with more stars are better in quality. They are shoot fish in a barrel type cities.

Pinar de Rio **
Las Tunas ***
Cienfuegos *
Camagüey **
Santa Fe **
Artemisa ***
Matanzas **
Bauta **

A special location to mention, well two one I know of and one I've been told of that sounds like paradise so you can jot it down as well. First one is Balla Honda. I decided to go there on advice that there was just loads more farming village girls there down for whatever. That advice was spot on. I made friends with a gay hair stylist there man did this guy deliver. I decided to stay there for a week, the girls coming to meet up with me were so so lovely. Leave it to a gay hair stylist to spread the word of your arrival lol. I won't deny a lot of them there came demanding money almost immediately, this city was a bigger and more developed then La Mulata so the girls were much less reserved about asking for money but I always let them know I'll be having fun and going places with lucky adventurous girls and it's up to them if they were up for the ride too, almost immediately most of them would decide to just go along with what I wanted and not ask for money anymore and in some cases I did give them 10 or 20 bucks here and there, it's a rough country and they were being quite good so why not! The second one is called la Isla de Juventud. From what I've been told it's an island of only people of a certain age and a a boat takes you there. I was told by a fellow cuban pussy slayer that that was a hell of a place to visit. Tons of girls 18-20 and almost no one older then that. I'll be going there on my next visit for sure.

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Other things I'll add is throughout the trip I didn't cook, clean or work a single day for 3 months there. Naked girls cooking, cleaning almost all the time I needed it to have it done. Again some paid, some just to make me happy. Gyms sucked there, very old run down machinery but you can definitely get a workout in some gyms in Miramar. If you cycle you may as well get a mountain bike and not a road bike the roads have crater like potholes and you will get tons of flats to deal with. Learn salsa dancing if you don't know already, trust me it's super fun and it's going to add to your life in more ways then one, Cuba is the place to learn it!

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Don't pay to stay somewhere per day if you're staying for a month or longer anywhere in Cuba. You can get a nice apartment for $200 a month. Rent for a couple days somewhere when you arrive, find a agent who will help you find a cheap place that's nice and centric and keep that extra money in your pocket.

If you are really in doubt as to who you can trust and happen to be in the city get out of there! Go to a place like Pinar de Rio or one of the neighboring small towns. Find a english speaker you can be friends with the people there are much more noble and down to earth. They are just good natured and will help you out. Pay them well, treat them well and you won't be disappointed.

Some of the bad: Not all in Cuba is rosy when it comes to girls. People here are poor, you may very well get robbed by the girls that you let into your place so be careful! I was lucky and the only thing that disappeared from my place was a pair of shorts, a titanium spork and an old 30 dollar blue tooth speaker that was pretty fucking good. I also was smart and kept my valuables in a safe especially my cash. Cuba is a country of swindlers, everyone there grew up with there survival skills needing to be on active mode at all times so you need to be aware of that, they are lovely people but they are also sharks. You wont get assaulted you are in fact very safe in that regard but don't be surprised if the guy you bought that great leather shoe from doesn't come back to give you the other one! Yes this has happened to people! Be on your guard always.

Also you will not get what you want/need sometimes. Toilet paper? That's a luxury in 90% of the island. You can buy it in the store but dont be surprised if you don't find any in a restaurant! Shit out of luck my friend. You'll be lucky to find a magazine you can use sometimes.

Sometimes all they'll have in a restaurant is pork, or chicken. Sometimes they don't have ketchup. There will always be something missing or unavailable, even in supermarkets.

Internet is scarce and it sucks when you have it, really bad. This is actually a good thing. You don't want girls glued to their smartphone again do you? I got used to not having internet really fast and loved it. I also had a buddy I paid a dollar each week who would download everything i could possibly want from youtube videos of my favorite channels, to the latest movies, games, books, tv shows. I pretty much had the internet in that way you could say.

New years and Christmas suck in Cuba. Everything, everyone and i mean everyone stops working in Cuba during those days. It's like the end of the world. If you didn't buy food before that time you're in for a hell of a ride especially if you don't have a ride. I hated it.

Honestly I don't know how you could avoid getting laid in that country. You make a good friend there in Cuba who will tell the girls he knows about you, help him out here and there with 5-10 bucks, keep him in the loop, get some food cooking in your place, some raggaeton with a couple boxes of Crystal beer and the girls will come just for that. No joke. Only other thing I'll add to this sheet is enjoy it while it lasts guys!!!

Also depending on how you guys feel about this datasheet(I hope you guys found it useful) I have an announcement to make, this coming July! So anyways hope yall enjoyed it and feel free to ask me about the trip if I didn't cover something of interest!
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Cuba Data Sheet - 3 Months Solid

Shit, I was in Cuba around the same time you were. I was there from the end of November to the end of January. Cuba's great, I have a big interest in Cuban history so I keep on going back. Havana is a sight to behold but the rest of the country is amazing too. I spent about a week in Santa Clara, the vibe was so relaxed and laid back. Sancti Spiritus was the most visually pleasing place I visited. The small little towns and villages are like going back in time a hundred years. +1
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Cuba Data Sheet - 3 Months Solid

Incredible and brutally honest datasheet. I've been yearning to go to Cuba ever since it opened up but always just been too far. Based on your report the country sounds fucked and 3rd world as fuck - no A/C, internet, and people constantly swindling? I did not expect it to be that ghetto or cheap. Some comments:

- you say you don't need Spanish, well how many of the people actually speak English? Do they learn it in school?
- you didn't stay in the capital, but would you stock up on goods there before venturing out? Also not sure why you avoided it.
- i was worried the line between sex/prostitution would be a blurry one. So normal girls expect you to pay $10, you can't just buy them a fancy meal? I read in some articles that waitresses would offer to bang you in their kitchen for $1 and shit like that
- that special island of only 20-yr-olds, does that apply for men? If we are late 20s / 30+

Overall it sounds like we should hold our breath and wade through there for a month one of these days, sounds like a poosy paradise for years to come
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Cuba Data Sheet - 3 Months Solid

Jackreacher, hermano, this post is amazing. Thank you. +1

Having lived in Miami for 7 or 8 years, and having made friends with tons of Cuban Americans, I've dreamed of going over there and experiencing something like this. The good and the bad. It just seems like a different planet and this post kind of confirms that. I'm super super motivated to take a couple weeks off from work and wander around Cuba now. I'm positive this datasheet is going to be something I reference a ton.

I guess my one question is the part about how you basically shouldn't speak Spanish to these girls. It's not the first time I've heard this. But if her English sucks (will it? or is their English good?) and you switch to Spanish mode, proving that you do know Spanish, does that really then kill your chances? It sounds like this is an interesting balancing act to play, so I'm just a bit more curious about the details of how that works.
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Cuba Data Sheet - 3 Months Solid

Just to confirm...

You banged 12 chicks in a 3-day orgy and you didn't directly pay any of them?

I seen some shit, even done some shit, but I've never heard of anybody except Leo fucking that many chicks in such a short amount of time.

Was this a Cuban swingers event? I can only speak for myself, but 12 Cuban chick orgies sound like something everyone would love to experience.
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Cuba Data Sheet - 3 Months Solid

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Cuba Data Sheet - 3 Months Solid

I can't wait to hit Cuba and thanks for the report.

How did you go about finding accommodations ?

How are the gyms in Havanna ?

If you had to pick one spot for 1 month, where would it be?
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Quote: (06-02-2016 06:02 AM)Cyclone Wrote:  

Incredible and brutally honest datasheet. I've been yearning to go to Cuba ever since it opened up but always just been too far. Based on your report the country sounds fucked and 3rd world as fuck - no A/C, internet, and people constantly swindling? I did not expect it to be that ghetto or cheap. Some comments:

- you say you don't need Spanish, well how many of the people actually speak English? Do they learn it in school?
- you didn't stay in the capital, but would you stock up on goods there before venturing out? Also not sure why you avoided it.
- i was worried the line between sex/prostitution would be a blurry one. So normal girls expect you to pay $10, you can't just buy them a fancy meal? I read in some articles that waitresses would offer to bang you in their kitchen for $1 and shit like that
- that special island of only 20-yr-olds, does that apply for men? If we are late 20s / 30+

Overall it sounds like we should hold our breath and wade through there for a month one of these days, sounds like a poosy paradise for years to come.

For gaming girls you don't need it. For everything else it's useful. Most people there do not know English so you will be handicapped for not knowing it in that regard. That's why you need a "translator" on the make. Either way whether you know Spanish or not a "Translator" is going to up your game big time as it did for me.

In terms of good and stocking up no I never felt a need for that, food and alcohol along with other provisions could be found all over the country. I avoided the capital because Cubans there are typically more hardened, vulgar and less respectful. The same can be said of the women. You deal with more straight up prostitutes, less wholesomeness, more possibility for theft. I saw a girl there that seemed to have the ten thousand cock stare not the thousand cock one you hear about on here. I'm talking about totally glazed over nothing could phase her or register as a possible offense in her eyes kind of thing, yet quite conscious and not drug related in anyway I could discern.

In regards to whether you need to pay her or not man it's really a toss up sometimes. I have zero ego in regards to money I give or don't give. But I'm always trying to get away with something. I got away with a lot, some girls who came for the money would suddenly accept me not paying them because they had had a good such a good time for the second night or third night, indicating they were wanting more time from me instead of the money only to find out much later that that was a mistake lol.

Judging from what my friend had communicated to me regarding La Isla De Juventud because we had money we could go and that money and time were the real barriers for people so age isn't an issue. But there are other barriers he indicated this to me and if I were to go alone I simply wouldn't get the results I expected, it'll be interesting when I finally do go with him to check this out. I trust him fully we basically raided a high school summer campfire place (the girls were on winter break) together near his home town which was bizarre and absolutely fun! All those girls were doing there amounted to going to the beach, shaking there ass and fucking. I literally didn't notice any legitimately adult supervision just bizarre how two young looking 30 year olds could roll up on a motorcycle and tear it up lol but I'm not complaining about it!

Quote: (06-02-2016 06:50 AM)natas305 Wrote:  

Jackreacher, hermano, this post is amazing. Thank you. +1

Having lived in Miami for 7 or 8 years, and having made friends with tons of Cuban Americans, I've dreamed of going over there and experiencing something like this. The good and the bad. It just seems like a different planet and this post kind of confirms that. I'm super super motivated to take a couple weeks off from work and wander around Cuba now. I'm positive this datasheet is going to be something I reference a ton.

I guess my one question is the part about how you basically shouldn't speak Spanish to these girls. It's not the first time I've heard this. But if her English sucks (will it? or is their English good?) and you switch to Spanish mode, proving that you do know Spanish, does that really then kill your chances? It sounds like this is an interesting balancing act to play, so I'm just a bit more curious about the details of how that works.

It's really simple, the translator does the talking. A bit of rudimentary sign language helps, then there's body language, some broken Spanish helps, generally just do what you want with her in private. It's actually better if the translator makes you sound beta, like you're going crazy for her. I've no clue why this works so well I can only say some of the most drop dead gorgeous girls have fallen to this strategy I've used and I'm sure if I had talked to her in Spanish I'd have dealt with more barriers. If you know Spanish you can get away with communicating a bit with it just make sure to look like you're struggling to communicate, heavy heavy westernized accent is a must if you're talking Spanish. The translator buddy helps you get the girl to your place that's all you really need isn't it? This really works well when you are both fluent in Spanish and can both act as translators for each other. It's also ridiculously fun [Image: lol.gif]
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Cuba Data Sheet - 3 Months Solid

Amazing jack. You made my day over here in Eastern Europe.

Where any of these beautiful tan gals wifey material?


Enough for you to want to stay even longer and forget the west?
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Quote: (06-02-2016 09:29 AM)MasculineProfiles Wrote:  

Just to confirm...

You banged 12 chicks in a 3-day orgy and you didn't directly pay any of them?

I seen some shit, even done some shit, but I've never heard of anybody except Leo fucking that many chicks in such a short amount of time.

Was this a Cuban swingers event? I can only speak for myself, but 12 Cuban chick orgies sound like something everyone would love to experience.

The girls there in that town are not the type to ask for money. most aren't anyway. Do they want it? You better believe it. Not a single girl would have turned down 10 or 20 had I given it to them. It was really on me whether I gave them anything or not. Sometimes you have to know when to bait the hook to get more girls to come in. This wasn't one of those times, they had fun, they got to drink and party in an exclusive get together with a foreigner there that was also part of the in crowd in this case not just some outright stranger (distant family ties) sometimes the barriers are lowered and you get away with that stuff. Drinking beer in a town like that is a luxury in and of itself just to give you some perspective. It's not Havana where there's some foreign guy who is always around ready to pay for her drinks it's fucking "La Mulata"!
And these girls know what's on the table they're competing, at least some of them were. Who do you think is the prize there? This isn't some solo act I'm doing this is more like getting a group of fisherman who know exactly what to do to catch the fish who know the fish and the territory and I just brought the boat along with the high capacity net. They got corralled, what more can be said lol. That Ranchon I rented, miles away from any of their houses and no sane man would drive them back in the middle of the night locking them down in such a fashion and it was important to even get the drivers to leave to ensure that. And you better believe lies where told and I disappeared like a puff of smoke never to be seen again.
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Cuba Data Sheet - 3 Months Solid

Great datasheet, full of true observations and useful advice.

One word, though: OP had something huge going on for him: "social proof", in the form of uncles and distant familiy living in several Cuban towns. So, if you don't have that, and also don't speak Spanish (very well), your experience will be less, a lot less, positive.

Still, if you speak Spanish, have good health, a strong mind (quote: "everyone there grew up with their survival skills needing to be on active mode at all times so you need to be aware of that") and are a seasoned traveler, this datasheet is gold.

OP, how did you deal with dating in public view, and bringing to your place, local women? You had logistical help from your family? rented your own, discreet place?

Also, I agree, if renting costs for cars were less high (in Cuba), it would absolutely be the way to go, renting a car. Doubling as love wagon, too...
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Cuba Data Sheet - 3 Months Solid

My uncle was the man. He was having a super hard time in his line of work because the lady he worked for was doing reparations to the "Casa de Renta" and didn't have work for weeks he lived off tips despite the fact that he appeared to live large to everyone else around him. He had a fantastic two story house and a car. So I paid for him to move me around and even when he needed it. But he loved the life as much as I did, he didn't give a shit about what his wife thought he'd go out in the middle of the night, drink fuck and lie to his wife the next day LOL. He's just a charming "I'll do what I really want" kind of guy. He looks like the bad guy from Inglorious Bastards but with dark hair and a bit more sinister lol. Anyway it wasn't uncommon for him to bring a pair of girls to where I was (sometimes to my annoyance as I this would occur at times where I had already had more then enough)when I stayed in Miramar which was where I spent a great deal of my time(I regret this a bit). I really didn't "date" much to be honest. I lived in a discreet place oh yes. This is very important. There is what is known as a "Chivaton" these are horrible people who snitch to the government if you're having too much fun. This occurred once to me in Ballan Honda, making me have to register to stay somewhere where I was legally allowed to rent and subsequently led to me deciding to leave a bit prematurely."
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Quote: (06-02-2016 10:38 AM)Kale_anonymous Wrote:  

Amazing jack. You made my day over here in Eastern Europe.

Where any of these beautiful tan gals wifey material?


Enough for you to want to stay even longer and forget the west?

Yes, I will be having my children there. There was this one girl I swear I've never seen a girl more beautiful then her. No imperfections, this chick just drives guys nuts. Condoms bought there break easily. I was doing my damndest to lock that one down!

I will say the girls you want to look for when you're looking for long term material are to be found in places like Las Tunas, Pinar De Rio and better still small towns bordering these provinces. These girls are great and wholesome. There's another place who's name escapes me where I will be venturing to, if I remember It I'll post it here my buddy gave has much more experience with where to find a wife there and I met his wife who was from there a definite confirmation in my book coming from him. His wife for example has a "if I don't see it or hear about it then it didn't happen" attitude. This is just how it is in those towns.
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Cuba Data Sheet - 3 Months Solid

So any tips on how to find good but discreet places in Cuba? I was going to use Airbnb when I go there, for example. What should I look for?

And how did you find accommodations in these smaller towns? If there's nothing on Airbnb or a hotel website, I wouldn't really know what to do....
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Quote: (06-02-2016 12:08 PM)natas305 Wrote:  

So any tips on how to find good but discreet places in Cuba? I was going to use Airbnb when I go there, for example. What should I look for?

And how did you find accommodations in these smaller towns? If there's nothing on Airbnb or a hotel website, I wouldn't really know what to do....

At first It was due to my having a bit of family in the first small town I visited. When I started venturing out on my own to neighboring towns I suppose it was a bit of luck I had befriended the towns womanizer, he was a surprisingly cool guy with no problem sharing the women around town he definitely had abundance mentality and all he wanted was gas for his bike and enough money to give him an excuse not to work(5 bucks) and some beer. This was a really interesting fellow because looks wise he wasn't remarkable he was like a skinny guy not very tall with aviator glasses wearing mostly a camo shirt and some jeans. Not a bad looking guy I could almost say even looking a bit too thin but what he lacked in looks he made up for in sheer approach volume and solid game. This guy approached on autopilot. Anything that looked good, he attacked. And the fact that he had a motorcycle meant he slayed like nobody's business. He more then anyone made me realize the importance of aggressive approaching. So yea in this country you befriend the locals and finding a place is not going to be difficult. But like anything else you need to be careful where and you need to be discreet not just for yourself but for the people who help you out in getting such a cheap place.

Also I had good results here when I was looking for a place google "revolico" and "Cuba" it's the Cuban version of craigslist
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Cuban girls are way too transactional for my taste and they are not at the level of Colombian or even Mexican women. If I want transactional I would rather go to Ukraine, where the women are hotter.
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Cuba Data Sheet - 3 Months Solid

Hey J! Nice write up on Cuba! +1

Been there over a dozen times and consider that country home away from home.

I wish you were able to touch on the food quality a bit during your 3 month stint: Groceries, prep, eating out, good restaurants versus bad...etc! Anthony Bourdain did a segment on Cuba in the season 6 opener. Well done!

I agree with the amount of walking! I experienced the same thing but mostly due to lack of knowledge of their transportation system and best ways to utilize buses and private or shared taxis. But all the walking paid off as I was able to see many nooks and crannies you just could not see or experience otherwise.

With the issue on Spanish speaking skills, I find that it is better to be know the language than use "Foreigner Value" to get by. My Spanish skills are weak and I do get by but there have been many occasions where I had to use hand signals to communicate which made me felt like a caveman. Having my local buddy around made things much easier.

Not sure how you managed three months in Cuba, that is a long stretch. But I will admit, the most fun I had was moving around constantly and being able to visit Havana, Cienfuegos, Santa Clara and Trinidad in 1 trip. Have you been to Trinidad? If you ever get a chance, try going up to the mountains in Trinidad, the National Park and Water Falls are sick!

Shocked that you gave Cienfuegos 1 star on your list!

I will be back there in August for a 4 day scuba diving trip. Can't wait!
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Cuba Data Sheet - 3 Months Solid

Quote: (06-02-2016 10:46 AM)Jackreacher Wrote:  

And you better believe lies where told and I disappeared like a puff of smoke never to be seen again.

You sound like a real shitbag. I like your style, awesome story.
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You said rent was only 200 dollars a month? What town/city was this in, and did you stay in that one spot the entire time?
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Theres some things not being said here that make a massive massive difference in your experience versus what other people will have.

1) You are Cuban American. We are Yumas. Why that matters?

- You can stay in much cheaper accomodation. (We can't stay in accommodation anywhere for $200 / month)

-You can walk around with girls everywhere without issues / without getting stopped by police for questioning etc.

-You don't have to register each girl you take to your rental. We have to get a document signed which is taken to immigration the next day. Thereafter the casa owner will likely not let you bring another girl to her rental.

-You speak the language. Not speaking spanish is a massive disadvantage unless they are looking for $$.

-You were doing a lot more p4p by the sounds of it then the report reads. I know it's only $20 but thats a months salary to a government worker. Also you were Cuban American. What does that mean? You get the girls to sleep with you for cheap and / or that actually believe you will have a relationship with them. Why? Because you can actually like their, can buy property / businesses through family members name or even repatriate and do it yourself.

-Guides who speak english are 99% jineteros who will hook you up with the local hookers / quazi hookers and they get their kick back from the girl. You pay $40 he takes $10. You buy drinks he orders something he didn't actually order then splits the difference with the bartender or has the bartender inflate the price. Your Cuban so you avoid that trap.

-You don't deal with the same constant hustle that we Yumas do. Taxi's who when your with a girl at 2am want 5x the price. Guys stopping you non stop to ask you where you from etc.

-You get cheaper travel alternatives. Yumas aren't getting to travel for a $1 or $2 in camions to the country / other cities.

-You don't get the fake menu which is 5x the price when you show up at a restaurant

-You don't get overcharged on your drinks at nightclubs.

-You don't get brought into the spend spend spend mode where your Cuban buddies start trying to inflar and the girls are hounding and the girls bring their sister, prima, and best friend out and want to go to the nicer venues. The expectations in terms of how much you spend as a Cuban American are much lower.

All of these make a remarkable difference.

I can't bring 12 girls to my casa even if I wanted to. 1 is allowed to register for my entire trip there. Some might allow 2 or 3. (Havana is different in that regard in that no registration policy exists)

-I'm not sure where you found Holguin to be the darkest city in terms of complexion. It's actually the whitest which seems somewhat odd to me that a Cuban American wouldn't know this. Santiago is the darkest in terms of complexion.

-Most tourists aren't going to make friends that take them around on their motorcycles.

-I can't understand for the life of me why not speaking would be good unless your at La Cecilia and picking up hookers or any other hooker location.

Telling girls your going to give them something (i.e. you want to buy them a gold ring) you are engaging in transactional sex at that point. Just not paying after. That is rather lame to be doing in a country that's so poor. The girl expects you to buy her a ring not that next morning but sometime that week as is Cuba and then you book it.

You can get hookers all day in Thailand, Colombia etc. for just $20 or $30. Sure the Cuban girls your talking about do less volume for the most part. But we are still talking about p4p at that point.

It would be equivalent of me going to Colombia. Going to a local casa pounding a girl every day for 60,000 COP. Difference is she fucks 3 guys a day instead of 3 a week.

Or if we are going to compare to here, using Seeking Arrangement and giving the girl a bit of cash after the deed.

You also have access to the "cheap girls" which the Cuban guys all bang for party. Foreigners are going to pay these girls for the same experience because they know they can get it from a Yuma.

The town womanizer is usually the most popular jinetero. (Guy who makes money via transactions with tourists, getting them girls, taxis, taking them around, drinks etc.) Usually these guys seem very suave with woman but they leave out the part where they spend all their money on pay for pussy.

I have spent years of my life there as a white gringo who started out not speaking spanish in his mid teens till now my later 20s speaking fluent spanish. We all know the game, but your describing the game that belongs on internationalsexguide in large part.

The trip is good but the difference between the experience your going to have as a Cuban American and us Yumas will have is remarkably different. You have innumerable advantages.
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Cuba Data Sheet - 3 Months Solid

Quote: (06-02-2016 02:31 PM)chochemonger1 Wrote:  

Cuban girls are way too transactional for my taste and they are not at the level of Colombian or even Mexican women.

chochemonger, no offense, but... probably the first time I disagree on something you write on Latin America (plus Caribs). Because, are you saying that Mexican women are, in general, more beautiful and sexy than Cuban women? I cannot agree. (note: I am talking of Cuba outside of La Havana)
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Quote: (06-02-2016 05:25 PM)Heart Break Kid Wrote:  

You said rent was only 200 dollars a month? What town/city was this in, and did you stay in that one spot the entire time?

Hes Cuban American, he can stay in Moneda Nacional casas the one with the Red sign rather than the Blue sign he also can basically stay anywhere without any issues. Legal casas aren't renting to Yumas for $200 a month even if you stayed 12 months a year. There are illegal casas which might but theres tons of risks from those...i.e. getting the boot by the police in the middle of the night, possibly being banned re-entrance to Cuba (very low probability but happened to 1 guy I know), being robbed with 0 recourse etc.
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Quote: (06-02-2016 05:35 PM)lavidaloca Wrote:  

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The trip is good but the difference between the experience your going to have as a Cuban American and us Yumas will have is remarkably different. You have innumerable advantages.

I agree that his great advantage is, being able to walk in the streets with local women without said women being terrified of the neighbors and passer-by (always watching) and even the ("plain cloth") police (or whatever their name, security forces?).

Also, having a (family) place to bring them girls for private fun without the fear or actual legal risk, or rejection by the casa owner. Great advantages.
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Quote: (06-02-2016 04:05 PM)rcraig33hb Wrote:  

Hey J! Nice write up on Cuba! +1

Been there over a dozen times and consider that country home away from home.

I wish you were able to touch on the food quality a bit during your 3 month stint: Groceries, prep, eating out, good restaurants versus bad...etc! Anthony Bourdain did a segment on Cuba in the season 6 opener. Well done!

I agree with the amount of walking! I experienced the same thing but mostly due to lack of knowledge of their transportation system and best ways to utilize buses and private or shared taxis. But all the walking paid off as I was able to see many nooks and crannies you just could not see or experience otherwise.

With the issue on Spanish speaking skills, I find that it is better to be know the language than use "Foreigner Value" to get by. My Spanish skills are weak and I do get by but there have been many occasions where I had to use hand signals to communicate which made me felt like a caveman. Having my local buddy around made things much easier.

Not sure how you managed three months in Cuba, that is a long stretch. But I will admit, the most fun I had was moving around constantly and being able to visit Havana, Cienfuegos, Santa Clara and Trinidad in 1 trip. Have you been to Trinidad? If you ever get a chance, try going up to the mountains in Trinidad, the National Park and Water Falls are sick!

Shocked that you gave Cienfuegos 1 star on your list!

I will be back there in August for a 4 day scuba diving trip. Can't wait!

Cienfuegos the police are the worst in Cuba for stopping guys with girls and questioning girls etc. So you end up in a situation where only the hardest hookers are in the night clubs. The girls in Cienfuegos are highly attractive imo. The town has turned me off though now after two times having issues with police stopping me with girls. The first was with my wifey, they stopped her and me and seperately questioned us in the middle of the nightclub (I believe it was called Artex).

I think Cienfuegos has it all but the police situation really puts a major dampen on the city.

Its also probably just about the hardest city in Cuba to find a "no registration casa"
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