MALDIVES REPORT!!!
I spent a week last month in Male, the capital of Maldives as well as some of the nearby atolls. Let's get to the facts, chop chop.
- Maldives is a 3 hr flight from Dubai southeastward, in the dead of the Indian Ocean
- Directly south of the Indian subcontinent
- Considered paradise amongst surfers
- Popular honeymoon location![[Image: dodgy.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/dodgy.gif)
- World class beaches
This was my first "game trip". My cousin and I went on this trip, and this was my first one where I was game-conscious. Not that I went to Maldives primarily to game bitches, cause this isn't the best location if you're looking to do only that. Before this trip, I had 0 notches from game, and my only fucks were those where I completely fluked it with chicks in my classes/social circles. I'm 18 and currently living in India.
The best place to game chicks in the Maldives is definitely Male, the capital. You can try scoring with the foreigners and tourists staying in the fancy water villas on the isolated atolls, but most of them are on their honeymoon. This isn't really a destination where groups of tourist chicks arrive to have a wild time. Once again, Male is your best bet, cause that's where you can bang Maldivian women.
ACCOMMODATION/FOOD
Stay in the Somerset Hotel. None of the gorgeous water villa resorts are on Male, so this is where you should stay, mainly because it's your best bet logistically. It happens to be between some of the best restaurants/cafes (Salt Cafe & Restaurant, Seagull Cafe, Symphony Restaurant), which is where you're going to be doing most of your gaming...
"NIGHTLIFE"/GIRLS
There is virtually no alcohol to be bought on Male, so you'll have to buy some at the duty-free stores from whichever airport you're flying in from. Keep liquor stocked up in your hotel room at the Somerset. Since there's no nightlife on this island, you'll have to pick up girls from the aforementioned restaurants. Just introduce yourself to them, and if they're only with 1 or 2 other girls, join them. Though it's an Islamic country, these women are deprived of dick, and the only guys who hit on them are horny laborers from Bangladesh, so they're usually dtf. Just ask them directions to nearest jetty (piers from which you take boats to the other atolls). Number crunch them and invite them back to your hotel for drinks.
Girls are gorgeous in the Maldives, they're definitely better looking than their South Asian counterparts. They have some interesting Arabic features as well like green eyes and shit.
SURF
The main reason I hit up the Maldives was to surf. For all the surfers on here, Male doesn't really have the best waves, so you'll have to go to some of the neighboring atolls. Problem with that is you have to stay at the resort where the waves are, so just like for girls, you're going to have to surf in Male if you want waves. The best spot is on the east side of the island. You have to be respectful here though, because this is where the locals surf. They have been scorned because the American hotels have bought pretty much every other atoll and the locals cannot surf on the beaches of their own country anymore, so they are all limited to surfing here on Male. Be kind to them. Maldivian people are really chill.
DABS
This really is not necessary but if you absolutely need a vice other than booze, hit up the east side of the island I mentioned above. Some of the guys with the "stoner look" will sell you good hash oil. You can also find it near the jetty that goes to the airport. Be discreet about using it, you can keep some in your hotel room and invite chicks over for stoned sex. The chick that I pulled dabbed with me and for a good half an hour we fucked like dogs in the Sahara heat![[Image: tard.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/new/tard.gif)
Maldives as a whole are beautifully breathtaking little islands that offer peaceful recreational activities. That being said, I wouldn't recommend this location to those of you who only want to get their dicks wet.
I spent a week last month in Male, the capital of Maldives as well as some of the nearby atolls. Let's get to the facts, chop chop.
- Maldives is a 3 hr flight from Dubai southeastward, in the dead of the Indian Ocean
- Directly south of the Indian subcontinent
- Considered paradise amongst surfers
- Popular honeymoon location
- World class beaches
This was my first "game trip". My cousin and I went on this trip, and this was my first one where I was game-conscious. Not that I went to Maldives primarily to game bitches, cause this isn't the best location if you're looking to do only that. Before this trip, I had 0 notches from game, and my only fucks were those where I completely fluked it with chicks in my classes/social circles. I'm 18 and currently living in India.
The best place to game chicks in the Maldives is definitely Male, the capital. You can try scoring with the foreigners and tourists staying in the fancy water villas on the isolated atolls, but most of them are on their honeymoon. This isn't really a destination where groups of tourist chicks arrive to have a wild time. Once again, Male is your best bet, cause that's where you can bang Maldivian women.
ACCOMMODATION/FOOD
Stay in the Somerset Hotel. None of the gorgeous water villa resorts are on Male, so this is where you should stay, mainly because it's your best bet logistically. It happens to be between some of the best restaurants/cafes (Salt Cafe & Restaurant, Seagull Cafe, Symphony Restaurant), which is where you're going to be doing most of your gaming...
"NIGHTLIFE"/GIRLS
There is virtually no alcohol to be bought on Male, so you'll have to buy some at the duty-free stores from whichever airport you're flying in from. Keep liquor stocked up in your hotel room at the Somerset. Since there's no nightlife on this island, you'll have to pick up girls from the aforementioned restaurants. Just introduce yourself to them, and if they're only with 1 or 2 other girls, join them. Though it's an Islamic country, these women are deprived of dick, and the only guys who hit on them are horny laborers from Bangladesh, so they're usually dtf. Just ask them directions to nearest jetty (piers from which you take boats to the other atolls). Number crunch them and invite them back to your hotel for drinks.
Girls are gorgeous in the Maldives, they're definitely better looking than their South Asian counterparts. They have some interesting Arabic features as well like green eyes and shit.
SURF
The main reason I hit up the Maldives was to surf. For all the surfers on here, Male doesn't really have the best waves, so you'll have to go to some of the neighboring atolls. Problem with that is you have to stay at the resort where the waves are, so just like for girls, you're going to have to surf in Male if you want waves. The best spot is on the east side of the island. You have to be respectful here though, because this is where the locals surf. They have been scorned because the American hotels have bought pretty much every other atoll and the locals cannot surf on the beaches of their own country anymore, so they are all limited to surfing here on Male. Be kind to them. Maldivian people are really chill.
DABS
This really is not necessary but if you absolutely need a vice other than booze, hit up the east side of the island I mentioned above. Some of the guys with the "stoner look" will sell you good hash oil. You can also find it near the jetty that goes to the airport. Be discreet about using it, you can keep some in your hotel room and invite chicks over for stoned sex. The chick that I pulled dabbed with me and for a good half an hour we fucked like dogs in the Sahara heat
Maldives as a whole are beautifully breathtaking little islands that offer peaceful recreational activities. That being said, I wouldn't recommend this location to those of you who only want to get their dicks wet.
