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J.J. Watt: I'm Trying To Find A Girlfriend
09-20-2015, 11:18 PM
This thread is funny, because this is almost identical to one of my standard first date conversation threads.
I complain to girls that I've just met off of a dating website that all the local women aren't serious and it's hard to find a girl who wants more than sex.
I insist that, as much as I love sex, I'm tired of girls having sex with me and then disappearing.
Then I fuck them in the ass and never call them again.
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J.J. Watt: I'm Trying To Find A Girlfriend
09-21-2015, 01:15 PM
He plays ball in Texas, isn't it full of hot chicks down there.
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J.J. Watt: I'm Trying To Find A Girlfriend
09-30-2015, 02:54 PM
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J.J. Watt: I'm Trying To Find A Girlfriend
09-30-2015, 03:02 PM
I have no idea who JJ Watt is, but from the right-ups it seems he is rich, famous and good looking.
To reduce the likelihood of being played he needs to date at his level. Basically find a woman who is about at the same SMV level as he is. Probably someone very good looking from the same social class.
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J.J. Watt: I'm Trying To Find A Girlfriend
09-30-2015, 03:33 PM
Quote: (09-30-2015 02:54 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:
How the shit is JJ Watt not playing for the Packers? He's always talking about how he is "straight outta wisconsin"...he would be a god within the state borders.
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09-30-2015, 07:07 PM
Its a waste JJ is blowing his prime years on a shit Texans team. The team don't want to admit that they blew thier window of 3 years to get it going and make a run. They need to blow it up to get some new talent to surround JJ with, this perpetual 7-9 shit they will do for a few years isn't going to help nobody.
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J.J. Watt: I'm Trying To Find A Girlfriend
10-01-2015, 04:37 AM
I should note for those that do not know, JJ Watt and Joe Thomas are not only University of Wisconsin Badgers that are the best at their position in the NFL, they are also both from Wisconsin.
Russel Wilson is a Badger, but not from WI, so he can go fuck himself.
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10-01-2015, 10:03 AM
Quote: (10-01-2015 04:37 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:
I should note for those that do not know, JJ Watt and Joe Thomas are not only University of Wisconsin Badgers that are the best at their position in the NFL, they are also both from Wisconsin.
Russel Wilson is a Badger, but not from WI, so he can go fuck himself.
I guess the inverse is also why Tony Romo is not on the list...from wisconsin but didn't play for the badgers.
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J.J. Watt: I'm Trying To Find A Girlfriend
10-02-2015, 04:59 AM
Romo is vastly over rated.
Even being from Burlington....