[kaotic]

So the whole LGBTQZKDIWO world is up in arms a straight Editor (allegedly) had a writer go on Grindr in the Olympic Village

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/20...llage.html

They claimed he allegedly outed gays and put their lives at risk.

Which wasn't true, no names or pictures were released, hardly any description beyond, six pack, black/white, or sports they played.

Shit's hilarious. They're literally eating their own.

Anyone with a Grindr account could out the Olympic athletes - now with all this exposure - I'm sure someone will do so.

[britchard]

Guys, check out the women's hockey teams. Only saw ours and Argentina's, but they looked pretty hot. In a bit of a rush so I can't post any pictures.

Guess the golds will start rolling now that the track cycling has started... 1/1 so far.

[weambulance]

Can't tell if any of the women are hot tonight. This is what my live stream looks like:

   
   

My download speeds are about 1/10th what they should be every single night this week. Fuck you, Time Warner, I hope you get cancer and die in a fire.

[weambulance]

The Dutch cyclists are having a rough time. First that chick crashed in the lead of the road race the other day, and now their men's pursuit team didn't qualify after a crash near the end of the race. The track where the guy went down at ~60 km/hr had a big gouge out of it and had to be patched before the next team could go.

[Truth Teller]

The way NBC covers the Olympics, you'd assume that humans are amphibious. There are far too many fucking swimming/water-related events.

[NilNisiOptimum]

Give it a couple days Truth Teller. NBC always goes all in on three categories; swimming, women's gymnastics and track and field. Track starts tomorrow and I think swimming is just about done.

[Captainstabbin]

Not the best quality, but this really shows how far the level of difficulty has come.

[RoastBeefCurtains4Me]

I was watching some women's gymnastics, where they do four events each, parallel bars, balance beam, horse, and floor exercise. Several women from other countries would do their routines, with various falls, or cases of having to catch their balance, all while doing medium difficult moves. Then the American girls would get up, and do incredibly complex, high difficulty moves, and absolutely stick the landings dead on move after move.

I was very impressed. I can only assume the American Olympic system has some combination of highly effective scouting for talent, together with really high end train facilities and equipment, plus truly gifted coaches. Good to see America being great again!

[Benoit]

(08-11-2016 10:08 AM)Oilrig Wrote:  

I can't even imagine guys like Ryan Lochte and Phelps using tinder at the last Olympics. Literally could hook up with any girl in that city, and any fellow Olympian.

Two thoughts on why top athletes would use tinder:

One: It's brand management. They know their profiles will be found and publicised, and having that verified checkmark makes it clear that they're "kind of a big deal"

Two: They use it like ordering a pizza that delivers itself. Zero date bang with zero effort.

[kosko]

I am happy Track and Field ha started as forme the Olympics are officially "on" now.

These delicious looking Heptahalon broads.

The USA Kendall Williams I want to rail real bad. Her booty is making me get zero work done.

That Belgium broad is cute as well.

The UK Ennis broad I think is cute. Few won't like her look but I would WB.

The Canadian broad Thiesen is the darling of the track. She married some USA track god and now they are tabloid worthy. She is hot though. High quality Canadian Praire blondie.

That other UK broad Tompson is thin as a post. WB.

Track gives you more overall cute women. Gymnastics girls are either so hot you simply just want to breed them like Aly Riesman or they 12 years old. Track gives you middle ground.

Last thing is all these Femenist hyphen last names in Heptathlon. What is this all about?

[weambulance]

Some of these sports, I dunno. Men's race walking? I would feel like the biggest faggot in the world doing that.

There was women's race walking when I ran track but women can get away with doing lame sports like that, and the race walkers I knew were pretty hot.

[Slim Shady]

Very happy to see the very cunty and overrated USA women's soccer team get eliminated.

To top it off, domestic assaulter Hope Solo (why she is still allowed to play is a mystery to me) called the winning Swedish team a bunch of "cowards" and said that the "better team did not win" to which the Swedish coach responded, "I don't care...she is going home."

Good riddance.

[John Michael Kane]

US women's soccer has no class. Glad to see they lost. First class cents crying about a pay gap and poor losers to boot. Get the hell out of here!

[debeguiled]

(08-12-2016 05:25 PM)Slim Shady Wrote:  

Very happy to see the very cunty and overrated USA women's soccer team get eliminated.

To top it off, domestic assaulter Hope Solo (why she is still allowed to play is a mystery to me) called the winning Swedish team a bunch of "cowards" and said that the "better team did not win" to which the Swedish coach responded, "I don't care...she is going home."

Good riddance.

What I got from her comments was that the U.S. is a better attacking, offensive team, and the Swedes are more of a defensive team, so in some magical hamsterish way, the Swedes were cowards for not playing the sort of game that would have favored the U.S.

Can any football fans confirm this interpretation?

Solo seems like such trash. This was basically a G-rated way of yelling "Say that to my face, bitch," under your breath, when someone else is walking away having beat your ass.

Her heart is in a trailer park, waiting till her man falls asleep, so she can punch him in the balls.

[MMX2010]

Having watched the game, Sweden didn't attack very much at all, and the Americans didn't bury many of their numerous (but C-grade) chances. That doesn't give Hope Solo the right to call them "cowards".

Christen Press of the US missed a big penalty kick at the end, which is sad because I think she's beautiful. There's a picture of her which reminds me of that offensive Donald Trump quote, "It's very hard for a girl with a flat chest to be a ten." It'd be funny to use that on her as an opener.

[weambulance]

Sounds to me like Sweden played their game and won. USA played their game and lost. There isn't one approved strategy in the game as far as I know, beyond "score more points than the other team." Nothing cowardly about playing smart, and trying to play another team's game is a really good way to lose.

[HighSpeed_LowDrag]

(08-12-2016 12:10 AM)NilNisiOptimum Wrote:  

Give it a couple days Truth Teller. NBC always goes all in on three categories; swimming, women's gymnastics and track and field. Track starts tomorrow and I think swimming is just about done.

How ironic that those are three categories in which the US has often dominated.

[Slim Shady]

Right, Sweden played the type of game you would play against a favorite. They dictated the nature and tempo of the game.

What is funnier is that the current coach of the Swedish team was the former US coach, who let the USA to gold medals in 2008 and 2012, and Solo admitted that the "cowardly" type of game that Sweden played was exactly how the USA played under this coach!

It was simple, the coach exploited the US weaknesses due to her knowledge. Hope Solo is trash as a person. Any time there are US players, always end up being women somehow, whom the media tries to create hype around for some SJW reason, I automatically root against them.

[kaotic]

Hope Parker needs to chill.

Don't forget this bitch got arrested for domestic violence.

She's much more interested in her own blown out pussy and butthole than anything.

NSFW

http://thefappening.so/hope-solo-naked-1...os-part-1/

[kbell]

The Egyptian judo guy refused to shake the Israeli hand after he lost. Poor sportmanship. He was supposed to not fight him though.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...-part.html

[The White Wolf]

(08-12-2016 06:09 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  

(08-12-2016 05:25 PM)Slim Shady Wrote:  

Very happy to see the very cunty and overrated USA women's soccer team get eliminated.

To top it off, domestic assaulter Hope Solo (why she is still allowed to play is a mystery to me) called the winning Swedish team a bunch of "cowards" and said that the "better team did not win" to which the Swedish coach responded, "I don't care...she is going home."

Good riddance.

What I got from her comments was that the U.S. is a better attacking, offensive team, and the Swedes are more of a defensive team, so in some magical hamsterish way, the Swedes were cowards for not playing the sort of game that would have favored the U.S.

Can any football fans confirm this interpretation?

Solo seems like such trash. This was basically a G-rated way of yelling "Say that to my face, bitch," under your breath, when someone else is walking away having beat your ass.

Her heart is in a trailer park, waiting till her man falls asleep, so she can punch him in the balls.

Yes, you are correct. This style of play happens all the time when a team is outmatched technically and athletically. Sweden relied on tactics, which was to "park the bus" in order score on counter-attacks, or force the game to penalty kicks.

Portugal won the EURO's this year with most of their games going into extra time because of a very similar strategy. It is not uncommon at all.

[weambulance]

Some of these track athletes... the "refugee team" woman who just ran the 1500m prelim was about 40 seconds slower than the rest of the field. Her time would not be competitive in Division III collegiate competition, or even at more than perhaps a high school sectional level in most states. Maybe in Alaska or Wyoming on a bad year.

How does someone so slow even qualify? I assume this is some pandering bullshit. That's a slot that could've gone to an athlete who can actually run.

[weambulance]

I hope Gil Roberts is trolling everyone with that giant gold chain and it's actually made of plastic or something. You'd have to be retarded to strap on extra weight for a 400m race.

[Slim Shady]

I also saw some very slow times in the 100m women's race, such as by the Saudi woman who ran this morning.

It should not be possible because there are Olympic standards athletes have to meet to run in the meet, even if they are the best person in their country, so I am guessing that there is affirmative action going on.

[weambulance]

400m Refugee Man just laid down a 52.89 second run. That's barely acceptable for a varsity high school 4x400 team, and you'd better have a couple faster guys if you want to win any races.

According to this PDF, Rio 400m men's entry standard is 45.40 seconds.

This is gay as fuck, given that there are only 48 400m slots.