Currently, I'm reclusively studying for my MCAT exam for the next month. No serious drinking, no crazy nights out, no one night stands. I've got a 2 girl rotation, but things are pretty tame right now. I'm quietly lurking in the shadows, getting my business in order until it's time to strike again.
Consequently, it's been a reflective time. I thought about where I was a year ago and where I'm at now. Two very different people. I started thinking about the funniest, most badass things I've done over the year in regards to game.
Sure, it's fun to score and add notches and pad your stats. But sometimes there's just those moments.. Moments where you have a deep internal grin, where all of your effort and purpose has been satiated, even if it's for a relatively short time. These are those moments where you say, "shit... I'm the fucking man".
This is like hitting a game winning buzzer-beater three point shot in the fourth quarter of a playoff game (think Lebron James in game 4 against the Bulls).
There are plenty of funny stories, but this is my #1 favorite:
One night, I bring home a chick from the bar. The pickup was very smooth, all I had to do was seal the deal on my bed. So, we get into my room, we're making out, clothes start coming off. She says, "I'm not having sex with you". Yeah, sure, I've heard this before. Time passes and her resistance is not letting up. I really wasn't getting any from her and I was not trying to catch a case. In turn, I gave up, told her that my couch is incredibly comfy, gave her a blanket and tucked her in. She was livid.
I immediately hit up one of my chicks who was always down. She comes over in literally 5 minutes. Very quick turnover time. She walks in my apartment, and the couch is unavoidable. She sees the girl I just kicked out and says, "Hi! Are you Soze's friend?". The girl on the couch was pissed. I eventually just dragged girl #2 into my room to avoid any more hilarity. I banged the hell out of her and had her moaning so loud that the moans probably echoed in the ears of the girl on the couch for days. What a wonderful night. Can't say I've ever felt cooler than that to be honest.
I felt something like this:
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I know you players probably have a wealth of hilarious and awesome little stories to share. Very excited to hear.
Note: Yes, I did end up banging the girl I kicked out a few weeks later.
Edit: I know this may come off as a "brag" thread. And it totally is. But that's what this is about. Throw your bitterness aside and revel in some glory.
Consequently, it's been a reflective time. I thought about where I was a year ago and where I'm at now. Two very different people. I started thinking about the funniest, most badass things I've done over the year in regards to game.
Sure, it's fun to score and add notches and pad your stats. But sometimes there's just those moments.. Moments where you have a deep internal grin, where all of your effort and purpose has been satiated, even if it's for a relatively short time. These are those moments where you say, "shit... I'm the fucking man".
This is like hitting a game winning buzzer-beater three point shot in the fourth quarter of a playoff game (think Lebron James in game 4 against the Bulls).
There are plenty of funny stories, but this is my #1 favorite:
One night, I bring home a chick from the bar. The pickup was very smooth, all I had to do was seal the deal on my bed. So, we get into my room, we're making out, clothes start coming off. She says, "I'm not having sex with you". Yeah, sure, I've heard this before. Time passes and her resistance is not letting up. I really wasn't getting any from her and I was not trying to catch a case. In turn, I gave up, told her that my couch is incredibly comfy, gave her a blanket and tucked her in. She was livid.
I immediately hit up one of my chicks who was always down. She comes over in literally 5 minutes. Very quick turnover time. She walks in my apartment, and the couch is unavoidable. She sees the girl I just kicked out and says, "Hi! Are you Soze's friend?". The girl on the couch was pissed. I eventually just dragged girl #2 into my room to avoid any more hilarity. I banged the hell out of her and had her moaning so loud that the moans probably echoed in the ears of the girl on the couch for days. What a wonderful night. Can't say I've ever felt cooler than that to be honest.
I felt something like this:
I know you players probably have a wealth of hilarious and awesome little stories to share. Very excited to hear.
Note: Yes, I did end up banging the girl I kicked out a few weeks later.
Edit: I know this may come off as a "brag" thread. And it totally is. But that's what this is about. Throw your bitterness aside and revel in some glory.
