[Que enspastic]

Imagine this.. Dude sets up date near his place, "Forgets" the bottle of red he left back at his place.

Goes with her to "quickly" retrieve it, while there decides to chill a bit, pour a glass of red and thinks to show her a neat trick.

Puts some beats on loop and dims the lights.

[Aliblahba]

Guess it depends on the type of veggie. But yeah, I could see it happen.





   

[Simeon_Strangelight]

Reminds me of an ex of mine who said that she once used a cucumber as a dildo, but it did not do much for her.

"What did you do then?"

"I peeled it and ate the cucumber."

Something about that story always struck me as funny.