So I'm at the store picking up a few things for my place when I get in line to pay for my stuff. Directly in front of me are two okay looking teenage girls who are all over each other. They couldn't have been more than 16 years old. Anyway, they're caressing each other, kissing, making out, all kinds of shit. Passersby gawked at them but I didn't pay them one iota of attention. I just gazed at everything around them as if I hadn't even noticed their shenanigans.
Predictably, they turned up the volume in the absence of my incredulous reaction. Still, I paid them zero attention. When the line moved they finally broke away from their lip locking marathon and one of them walked over to an end cap to look at gift card or something. The better looking one stayed in line and kept looking in my direction. I did not return the eye contact.
When her girlfriend came back they continued their public display of foreplay but now the girl is looking at me while this is happening. I literally had to stifle my laughter at this obvious attention grab this chick was attempting. I struck up conversation with the old lady behind me to distract my mind which only increased her need for attention. Fucking hilarious.
Truth be told, if I knew the better looking girl was 18 I'd have opened her right there in line in front of her "lesbian lover." Just goes to show what a shit hole sexual relations has become and that there's no such thing as a "lesbian."
Predictably, they turned up the volume in the absence of my incredulous reaction. Still, I paid them zero attention. When the line moved they finally broke away from their lip locking marathon and one of them walked over to an end cap to look at gift card or something. The better looking one stayed in line and kept looking in my direction. I did not return the eye contact.
When her girlfriend came back they continued their public display of foreplay but now the girl is looking at me while this is happening. I literally had to stifle my laughter at this obvious attention grab this chick was attempting. I struck up conversation with the old lady behind me to distract my mind which only increased her need for attention. Fucking hilarious.
Truth be told, if I knew the better looking girl was 18 I'd have opened her right there in line in front of her "lesbian lover." Just goes to show what a shit hole sexual relations has become and that there's no such thing as a "lesbian."