How about going to subway and just getting the bread (6" not the 12") and putting your dick in that? Protip: cut another inch off the bread. Dick pic caption "eat fresh".
Sending Dick Pictures to Girls
Ha
Me: Nice day to have off
Her: stop texting me
Dick pic demployed
Her: That's disgusting and rude to women. And i have a boyfriend so leave me alone
Me: you sound like in a bad mood
Me: Nice day to have off
Her: stop texting me
Dick pic demployed
Her: That's disgusting and rude to women. And i have a boyfriend so leave me alone
Me: you sound like in a bad mood
Would you text her again at some point soup or delete the number?
It's time to get an MMS plan on my phone, sending links of dick pics rarely work.
The real question is: when is a girl really worthy of a dick pic?
Answer: never
Answer: never
She got a lunch time dick pic.
It's a shame she's fat. I was only fucking with her because this girl I know said this girl thinks I'm really cute. It was actually her idea for me to send this girl a dick pic.
a dick pic-nic
Fired off a dick pick to a broad from OKCupid...
me: do you have any recent pics taken within the last few weeks?
her: ya! you first!
me: dick pick
her: Whoa. Aggressive.
me: do you have any recent pics taken within the last few weeks?
her: ya! you first!
me: dick pick
her: Whoa. Aggressive.
I think the dick-pic fad is over.
There are too many cons that out way the pros..
Even with girls that were really psyched to see my dick pic, they flaked because they want to act like men and be all visual, but they are still women and are wimps when it comes to taking the initiative (unless they are ghetto).
There are too many cons that out way the pros..
Even with girls that were really psyched to see my dick pic, they flaked because they want to act like men and be all visual, but they are still women and are wimps when it comes to taking the initiative (unless they are ghetto).
I have not found one disadvantage of the dick pic.
If people are gonna go to great measures to take a professional looking picture for their online dating accounts.
Why not have a good dick pic.
Girls seem amazing at dick pics.
Trim your hair up.. shave the balls.
With all the technology in cell phones todays... yall are bound to have cameras damn near as good as professional.
Get a good angle on your dick and snap a couple.
Hell.. throw one of them there instagram filters on it... As long as your face aint in it.. or something specific that only you have..you cant lose much.
Work into a convo or send it to a dead lead.
No fucks given.
I've got women begging at the door to get this D
If people are gonna go to great measures to take a professional looking picture for their online dating accounts.
Why not have a good dick pic.
Girls seem amazing at dick pics.
Trim your hair up.. shave the balls.
With all the technology in cell phones todays... yall are bound to have cameras damn near as good as professional.
Get a good angle on your dick and snap a couple.
Hell.. throw one of them there instagram filters on it... As long as your face aint in it.. or something specific that only you have..you cant lose much.
Work into a convo or send it to a dead lead.
No fucks given.
I've got women begging at the door to get this D
I am the cock carousel
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