[Cr33pin]

Happy Valentines day guys!!!

Yes I know Valentines day is fairly gay. But use it to your advantage, use it as a excuse to get anal or do something vile to one of your girls.

Plus a big tip that has worked well for me on holidays is to mass send a text/whatsappp/ whatever you kids are using to communicate with to every girl you know. Send like a photo a grumpy cat valentines day meme or something funny or something sexual. A girl that maybe in the past kind of wrote you off because she had a boyfriend or was crushing on some guy might now be in a dry spell... or sad because she doesnt have a valentine. She may be more receptive to hanging out with you these days. An holidays are a great way to put that feeler out there and see who bites. Plus there is no harm in it, you're not going to look like a desperate beta for spreading some holiday cheer.


Play on players

[spokepoker]

Why do you need valentines day as an excuse for anything? Just start it out right and they are down for whatever sick shit you can think of.

[Coldfire]

My friend made all these plans for him and his girl on valentine's day. The yesterday she put him on a two month break to re evaluate their relationship. I pray he swallows the red pill after this shit.

[weambulance]

^

Haha, what? A 2 month break to evaluate the relationship? Yeah, that's what's known as "dumped because she wants strange cock". Right before Valentine's Day? That's fucked, she's obviously getting pounded out right now. Hope he's not too oblivious to realize what's up.

[samsamsam]

[Coldfire]

(02-14-2015 11:51 PM)weambulance Wrote:  

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Haha, what? A 2 month break to evaluate the relationship? Yeah, that's what's known as "dumped because she wants strange cock". Right before Valentine's Day? That's fucked, she's obviously getting pounded out right now. Hope he's not too oblivious to realize what's up.

I talked to my friend today and you were right she banged some other guy