Currently I am in Valencia , Spain . I don't speak Spanish and approaching Spanish girls in a club is an exercise in futility . So although the city is full of amazing open air night clubs and great places to dance and party my scoring options have boiled down from 'Spot the Slut' to 'Spot the Tourist' to 'Spot the Slutty tourist' . Valencia being extremely popular with family holidaymakers and couples and large groups of innocent miss-goody-two-shoes types of girls , I had to develop a sharp radar for slut detection .
Luckily for me a few of the dance tracks helped me narrow down the selection . Here's what I have experienced below
WILL GRIGGS ON FIRE -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYNw0PA_U2U
For those who are not into footy or "soccer" and didn't follow the recently concluded Euros , this is a football chant which is a version of Gala's Freed from desire, the mid 90s dance track . Now you might associate this song with drunk british male stag do groups but to my surprise English girls in every club were jumping and singing along to this song and their backpacker aussie and other anglophone grilfriends were joining in to show how much of a "world person" they are .
Pros : Never fails to spot the English girl groups , who are notoriously easy and drunk and quick insta lays . They are one of the easiest to isolate from a big group as they are least bothered about revealing their slutty side to their girlfriends , who are likely to be just as much of a slut .
Cons: You are compromising on quality as most girls you'd pick up from this track are going to be between a 6-7.5 , slightly chubby make up slapped typical English bird , generally dressed to impress a Romanian pimp than a decent fella .
Spice Girls - Wannabe
Again this 90s dance track brings to attention the holiday girls from Netherlands or Scandinivia who still thinks it's cool to sing along and dance along to something they were probably conceived off of in a nightclub toilet . Generally these are the somewhat inbetweeners type girls who are not nerdy enough to just do pubs but not slutty or confident enough to dance to hip hop like the Kardashian spawned clans , so the moment this oldie comes on they go bananas and let themselves go . They are way more approachable than the high end high heeled bitches with bitch shields to match .
Pros : They are mostly above average in looks in a non slutty way and has a lesser opinion of their own looks . A 8.5 would dress make up and behave like a 7 , which is always a good thing . They are also easy to isolate if your dancing game sucks and are looking for the first opportunity to get approached by a guy who'll buy them drinks and sit them by the lounge couch .
Cons : As the song kind of gives away , they will value their friends more than your cock and even if they really really want that "D" might be difficult to close as they would invariably want to leave with their friends at the end of the night . They are easy make outs though and if your game is tight a bang in the nightclub toilet is not out of the question . Just remind them that's how they were probably conceived anyway , right .
Icona Pop - I Love it
This track generally brings to attention the cock blockers . Any girl dancing to this is with a arrogant bitchy attitude that she wants you to mistake for her confidence . If you are gaming a bird whose friend is twerking over this , it's code red !! Isolate , Isloate , Isolate fast ! These girls are generally 7.5s who dress and behave like a 9 but you can still see therough their make and identify their right ratings . Finding mixed race mulattos with a well styled afro is not uncommon in this category . Also to be found are 26 yr olds with a job in fashion , art or anything hipsterish .
Pros : Helps spot the Cockblockers and waste of time tease hoes ! On the upside if you find a wannabe slut who is somewhat grooving to this track but not really got the swag to pull it off , go game her aggresively . She is new to the Slutosphere and before she finds her feet she will go through her journey orbiting a number of dicks .
Cons : If you game the cockblockers instead of the wannabe , you might get a hard rejection that might ruin your mood and swag for the night.
I will think of other appropriate songs and their impact on the scene and do follow up posts. A lot of similar tracks or songs in similar vein might give the same results as the prototypes mentioned above .Meanwhile would be great to have everyone else's experiences with the same and get this going as a thread . cheers !
Luckily for me a few of the dance tracks helped me narrow down the selection . Here's what I have experienced below
WILL GRIGGS ON FIRE -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYNw0PA_U2U
For those who are not into footy or "soccer" and didn't follow the recently concluded Euros , this is a football chant which is a version of Gala's Freed from desire, the mid 90s dance track . Now you might associate this song with drunk british male stag do groups but to my surprise English girls in every club were jumping and singing along to this song and their backpacker aussie and other anglophone grilfriends were joining in to show how much of a "world person" they are .
Pros : Never fails to spot the English girl groups , who are notoriously easy and drunk and quick insta lays . They are one of the easiest to isolate from a big group as they are least bothered about revealing their slutty side to their girlfriends , who are likely to be just as much of a slut .
Cons: You are compromising on quality as most girls you'd pick up from this track are going to be between a 6-7.5 , slightly chubby make up slapped typical English bird , generally dressed to impress a Romanian pimp than a decent fella .
Spice Girls - Wannabe
Again this 90s dance track brings to attention the holiday girls from Netherlands or Scandinivia who still thinks it's cool to sing along and dance along to something they were probably conceived off of in a nightclub toilet . Generally these are the somewhat inbetweeners type girls who are not nerdy enough to just do pubs but not slutty or confident enough to dance to hip hop like the Kardashian spawned clans , so the moment this oldie comes on they go bananas and let themselves go . They are way more approachable than the high end high heeled bitches with bitch shields to match .
Pros : They are mostly above average in looks in a non slutty way and has a lesser opinion of their own looks . A 8.5 would dress make up and behave like a 7 , which is always a good thing . They are also easy to isolate if your dancing game sucks and are looking for the first opportunity to get approached by a guy who'll buy them drinks and sit them by the lounge couch .
Cons : As the song kind of gives away , they will value their friends more than your cock and even if they really really want that "D" might be difficult to close as they would invariably want to leave with their friends at the end of the night . They are easy make outs though and if your game is tight a bang in the nightclub toilet is not out of the question . Just remind them that's how they were probably conceived anyway , right .
Icona Pop - I Love it
This track generally brings to attention the cock blockers . Any girl dancing to this is with a arrogant bitchy attitude that she wants you to mistake for her confidence . If you are gaming a bird whose friend is twerking over this , it's code red !! Isolate , Isloate , Isolate fast ! These girls are generally 7.5s who dress and behave like a 9 but you can still see therough their make and identify their right ratings . Finding mixed race mulattos with a well styled afro is not uncommon in this category . Also to be found are 26 yr olds with a job in fashion , art or anything hipsterish .
Pros : Helps spot the Cockblockers and waste of time tease hoes ! On the upside if you find a wannabe slut who is somewhat grooving to this track but not really got the swag to pull it off , go game her aggresively . She is new to the Slutosphere and before she finds her feet she will go through her journey orbiting a number of dicks .
Cons : If you game the cockblockers instead of the wannabe , you might get a hard rejection that might ruin your mood and swag for the night.
I will think of other appropriate songs and their impact on the scene and do follow up posts. A lot of similar tracks or songs in similar vein might give the same results as the prototypes mentioned above .Meanwhile would be great to have everyone else's experiences with the same and get this going as a thread . cheers !
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