I love this story.
It might be fake but I hope it's real. I'd like to think there is a lone hero prowling the badlands of Australia, meting out vigilante justice to fatties who think they have the right to spoil your view by jiggling like human lava lamps squeezed into a fatkini.
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'Whoever wrote that note and left it on the lady's front door is nothing but scum, why didn't she confront the lady instead of the note , because whoever did it is gutless and cruel,' said one commenter.
The awful truth is this: women need men to police their eating habits, or they're likely to become fat bitches.
Why?
Because girls lack willpower when it comes to cramming bon-bons into their food-holes. They are sensous creatures, and discipline is foreign to their feminine natures. Discipline is a masculine concept and it it a man's role to lead the women in his life.
And because women are habitually dishonest with themselves and each other. The fat girl will shovel cake into her maw while telling herself she's curvy. Other fat girls will back up her delusions because it validates their own gargantuaness.
Skinnier females will say "you go girl!" and "you should wear whatever you like", while laughing up their sleeves at the fatty. Nothing upsets a woman more than the idea of other women becoming prettier than she.
So it's left to men to tell girls the cold, hard truth:
* You're not curvy, you're fat.
* No, you shouldn't wear daisy dukes. You're fat.
* The reason I don't want a relationship with you is because you're fat.
* The reason you haven't seen your cat in a while is because you accidentally sat on it.
* No, airline seats aren't getting smaller. You're getting larger.
* Stop eating bread, you fat cow!
This might seem cruel, but it's far crueller to allow girls to go through life as lumbering heffalumps. Ever met a happy fat girl? Me neither.
What this antipodean land-cow shoulf have done is
thank the anonymous hero who corrected her behaviour, and go on a strict diet until she's slim enough to wear revealing beach attire without triggering gag reflexes.
What fatties need is
Fat Shaming Week
My brothers! I see in your eyes the same disgust that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and boff fat chicks. But it is not this day. An hour of she-beasts and KFC bargain buckets when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold bangable on this good Earth, I bid you stand! Men of the West!