[jake1720]

This past weekend:

2 Hot Jewish girls in a major city: Will you come home with us?

Bought me and my friend drinks, they paid for a cab to a different bar. Then we lost them.

[HankMoody]

Mine is getting too complicit.

I used to be hungry. Gym sessions every day, studying game, going out and doing approaches. None of this is rocket science.

A sea of poon later, knowing how the sausage is made, it's hard to put in the effort these days.

It's lost its novelty.

[BambiNotForLong]

I remember another one when I was 16. I was in a hotel in Turkey and was pretty popular. I met this Norwegian girl and her sister who was 2 years younger. She didn't smoke, drink and seemed like a good girl. Now this is back when I hadn't read anything on Red pill and I was a hopeless white knight. I got super oneitis for her as she was sweet and a solid 8/10, way above my class. I hung out with her for a week, she started telling people that I was her boyfriend if I remember correctly.

The night before she was due to fly out, I tell her I'm gonna go get my bro from the hotel room for some reason. She says she'll come and tells her sister to wait by the bar place. Obviously I don't pick up on her signs even though she was hugging me from behind. Then we get outside my room and she's sitting on the stairs while I'm inside trying to convince my bro to come out. Id never seen a more disappointed girl in my life with her hands on her face looking bored as hell.

I stayed in contact with her and we met up a year later, but she seemed different, or I was different and we didn't really hang out much during that holiday. I then lost contact with her.

I checked her facebook today and she's got tattoos, "in a complicated relationship" and is pregnant at the humble age of 19. I've never laughed at myself so hard.

[BambiNotForLong]

And here's a minor fuck up when I was on holiday in Turkey the same time as the last one. I was drunk and wondered over to 2 english girls and a guy who were sitting on a sun lounger late at night. I start talking to them, flirting and shit while the guy doesn't say anything.

The topic somehow gets to a discussion of how Turkish guys kiss each other when greeting. I say that it's not a full on kiss and I offer to demonstrate. I do it on the hotter one and she looks back and says "aww I thought you were going to kiss me on the lips". This threw me off guard and I didn't recover from it.

Man I've had so many fuck ups and I'm still a virgin. Sheitttt

[R_Niko]

(12-07-2015 01:08 AM)Robert Plant Wrote:  

"I fuck up more often than not, but this one is a good story:

Me and a buddy are in a bar, sitting on two couches, each with a 7.5, the two of them having approached us.

girl: How old are you?
me: guess
girl: (being polite) 28?
me: You're too kind... 32.
girl: kay, now you guess my age
me: I'll go you one better, I'll guess your exact date of birth
girl: (incredulous) okay, go
me: ..... September.... 15.... 1985?
girl: (goes ghost white)..... September 15, '89.

(I managed to guess her birthday but thought she was four years older than she actually is)"

She looks 4 years older than she is and hasn't admitted it to herself. She then got pissy at you for making an honest guess. She sounds like a bitchy anglo women to me. That's her problem not your problem.

Yeah but it's kinda common sense when guessing a woman's age to stroke her ego and underestimate

[1026]

Living with my mother for my entire varsity life.
That just put me in 0-10 hole right from the start of the season.

Can't bring girls home late at night.
12PM-4PM is your only window of home based sex.

My stay at home, bum, Blue Pill Beta of the Month cousin.
Nosy neighbours, snitch ass security.
Getting spooked whenever you hear what my be the front door getting unlocked...

Damn, I've lost a lot of bangs.
But it likely saved me from being a dad.
Saved me from from being a Beta provider inn-keeper.
& it turned my game razor sharp (for a newbie)

[Pride male]

^Yeah. It is sometimes good to be a latebloomer. Naturals and young alphas are already saddled with dozens of kids, stds and crazy ex girlfriends.

[Mr.Philippines]

Just like everyone here, I have too many to list. My biggest fuck up was back in high school.

I pussed out on having a 3 some with my girlfriend's 2 best friends. We were all on the swim team, all 3 girls loved me. I got serious with one of them and were really good friends with the other 2. Always hung out with the 2 girls without my gf. One was a super cute asian/white and the other was a stunning athletic brunette. Got them drunk and eventually naked in the pool house (love shack). I could tell that they wanted to fuck but was waiting on me to make the move since I was the one in a relationship. I was too pussy to do anything about it so we all just ended up going to sleep with cloths on.

I still think about it from time to time and kick my self in the head!

Never made that mistake again though

[Adrenaline]

Sitting in the university library with a girl who's clearly into me when we get into the topic of relationships.

Her: I don't want a boyfriend. I just need a way to release my sexual tension.

Me: ...Well you're going to have to find a way to deal with that.

Her: *blank stare*

I use to be so shy to esculate conversations into anything sexual. If I had that moment again, I would take her to the handicapped toilets and fuck her right there.

[studmuffin52]

Back in uni, I had class with a cutie. She meets a guy and they become a couple but I catch her gaze everytime we're in class. One night I am out clubbing and we bump into each other. Her bf is there but talking to some other ppl. I am tipsy so confess to her that I liked her. She receives it well and we trade numbers.

We text each other now and then and talk in class a bit.

One night I ask if she wants to go clubbing. She just had a fight with her bf, so she agrees. In the club we both get drunk and begin making out. In the taxi, we make out some more and she tells me not to tell her bf. We reach her place (she lives alone) and I kiss her good bye and she gets out of taxi alone and stumbles into her place. I wait in taxi till shes inside then head off to my place. As soon as taxi driver starts driving again he goes: "you know, you could have fucked her..."

Me: (face palm)

The next day I text her something like "how are you doing?" and she doesn't reply. I am such a beta chode that I assume she's upset we made out, so I apologise over text. Feels so embarassing telling the story lol.

[Stimulus]

This happend just a few weeks ago and honestly I'm kind of embarrassed sharing..

Matched this cute 7.5 on Tinder and right away we connected and having fun texting. 2 days later I tell her we should meet up soon and she suggests to meet up that night. Sweet!

So she arrived at my place after driving for over an hour and there's chemistry, lots of common grounds and a lot of laughing/teasing. She decided to stay and sleep over so we jumped into my bed. We were all over eachother and things were heating up. She was soaking which made my boner even harder and told me she wanted me to fuck her.

I didn't.. Before going to my bedroom she said she didn't want to have sex because we connected so well and she didn't want to ruin it by rushing into things. I kind of felt the same way so I agreed, "no sex". When she said "I want you to fuck me" I really needed to restrain myself from doing so and, it gets worse, I was PROUD of myself for being able to do so!

Now we are barely talking because she started bitching about being depressed and not being completely over her ex bf.

A few lessons were learned. Lessons which I already knew but I guess I'm that kind of guy that needs to find out the hard way.

1. Fuck her, no matter what she said. If she doesn't scream of slap you off of her, bang her brains out.
2. Abundance mentality. I did catch some feelings for her because of the chemistry. Fuck that shit. Each man for himself and god for us all.
3. Chicks go where ever the wind blows them. Usually after going south for just a short period, it will blow north like a hurricane.
4. Go take yoga classes for being more agile so I can kick myself to the head harder.

[eatthishomie]

Got a hot 18 year old blonde's number when I was BP and never called her because I got ashamed about talking to a younger woman when I was older.

Goddammit what an idiot I was.

[zuma]

I spent an afternoon with a hot tall brunette polish girl. Went biking, having a coffee and so on.
By the end of the afternoon we said good bye. Then she sent me a message asking me what I am doing this evening, and telling me that she needs good sex.
I said ok sure, let's meet.

I was partying the day before, little tired. I took a nap to recover and to be fresh for the evening.

Woke up at midnight, 10 messages from the girl, the last one saying : looser.

Took me 2 weeks to recover from this.

[Travesty]

I told Little Dark to stop putting up with people's shit. Looked what happened.

[OregonToSoCal]

There's been so many but this one still haunts me

Had a second date with a mid 30's vietnamese milf. Total smoke show, big bolt on D's, typical hot Orange County Asian type. Our first date was coffee and the second date was at a wine bar about 7 minutes from my place. My plan was to go for the bang that night and things were on track until she told me early in the date that she had to get up early as she was participating in a 10k benefit run up in LA the next morning.

By the end of the night, she was slightly buzzed, acting flirty and we had already made out a little bit at the bar. Reluctant to pull the trigger thinking I wouldn't have time to escalate if I got her home, I decided to roll the dice and try to close her on the third date.

A week later she got the flu, our schedules didn't match up and there never was a third date...I still bang my head against the wall on that one.

[Mr.Philippines]

Hot Mixed 27 years old, 7.5

Met at a restaurant. Hit her with the classic "what are you drinking" line, we bantered, kino, ect. She invites me back to her place, turns out she lives with her twin sister. All 3 of us got drunk, and I eventually focused all my attention to twin #1. Got her in bed and couldn't get hard......................

Left and went home with tail between my legs.

[Merenguero]

(12-17-2015 02:22 PM)Travesty Wrote:  

I told Little Dark to stop putting up with people's shit. Looked what happened.

Fun fact:
Little Dark lasted over three months on the forum and had sixty six posts. He was in no way a one-hit wonder, but unfortunately will only and always be remembered for the fight he got into with the white knights.

[LA Savage]

(12-16-2015 06:48 AM)Adrenaline Wrote:  

Sitting in the university library with a girl who's clearly into me when we get into the topic of relationships.

Her: I don't want a boyfriend. I just need a way to release my sexual tension.

Me: ...Well you're going to have to find a way to deal with that.

Her: *blank stare*

I use to be so shy to esculate conversations into anything sexual. If I had that moment again, I would take her to the handicapped toilets and fuck her right there.

Been there done that. I'm talking about fucking a girl in the school bathroom. It was a nice bang session because your adrenaline is up due to the chance of someone walking in. It was a very fun session overall because the bathroom was clean. The only interruption we had was the automatic toilet flushing on me with a little splash back while she was riding me hard reverse cow girl style. That bang would have never had happened if I didn't learn game over the years.

Now one of my biggest game fuck ups was years ago when I gave a girl in my yoga class a ride back to her house after I took her grocery shopping since she didn't have a car. She had a studio apartment split in half with a roommate with a big sleeping cover hanging from the ceiling and some furniture as a divided in the room. She made some food for us to eat and then we sat on her bed and watched some stuff on youtube. This was way back before Netflix and Chill. She laid back on her bed and was saying something which I wasn't paying much attention to since what we were watching on youtube was actually pretty interesting. Then she gets up and walks pass me to goto her closet. She then walks back in some booty shorts. At this point it clicks in my head that Holy Fuck this girl wants to fuck. So then I lay down with her and as I'm touching her in a sensual manner in order to get her ready to kiss her roommate walks in back earlier than expected and is rambling about something that happened in class. This completely kills the mood and after realizing that it is late at night and the roommate is not leaving anytime soon I decide to just call it a night and head out. After that I never got the opportunity to bang her because she ended up meeting some guy at a party who she ended up dating/banging.

I've learned so much since then and to strike when the iron is hot.

[MarkusA]

Lesson learned about importance of being congruent at all times. This was the 2nd time I banged this girl - the first time I railed her real hard, did all the good hard sex stuff and she loved it all, she pinged me several times afterwards to come over and fuck her again. Two weeks later I come over and start to go at it balls deep when she tells me that it hurts. I stop and proceed to fuck her gently. What she said next made me realize I lost my frame right there.. She said: You shoudn't be concerned whether it hurts, you should be concerned only about your pleasure. I tried to regain the frame by fucking her hard the remainder of that date but I failed. She went radio silent on me after that night. In retrospect I shoud have either just plowed ahead w/o stopping, or I should have stopped, told her to call me when she can actually be of use to me and got up to leave.

[kaotic]

A recent more important fuck this year:

Not realizing your LTR isn't the right woman and aren't compatible long term.
Not letting go of a relationship when you should.
Not realizing the end game will not workout between you.
Not realizing you're wasting yours and hers time, which is unfair to both you.

My 2 year LTR is over, I shouldn't of wasted our time thinking it'd be all fun for long.

The 2 year mark is where shit gets real, she's thinking LONG ball, meaning locking you down for good, children and marriage.

If you aren't about it OR are unsure - then eject out of the relationship, give her a parachute and a soft landing. Last thing we need is more jaded bitches in this world.

Don't waster her baby making years, and don't waste your time on a DOA relationship.

I'll write more about this in my original post about Seeking LTR Advice.

[OregonToSoCal]

^ Kaotic, I know everyone appreciates your candor and honesty about what you went through with your LTR but I think you're being a little harsh on yourself. In all of your postings about her I don't remember you ever leading her on or making false promises to her. Don't lose sight of the fact that she's an adult too and she could have pressed you further towards a "where is this going" moment long before the two year mark.

However I do completely agree that if we're not feeling it with a younger woman who still wants to pop out babies we owe it to them to let them go and find what they're looking for. I had to do this a few months back with one of my plates who's 27 and wanted a family. Even though I was very clear that I couldn't offer her any of that she still hung on and would tell me I could keep seeing other women but she was going to be monogamous to me. Regardless I felt like I was holding her back and had to end things. Part of the whole 'being alpha' argument to me is being able to have a personal code of conduct that we adhere to not for pleasing other people but for pleasing ourselves.

[kaotic]

Yeah I agree with your first paragraph, I'm probably being a little too critical of myself, but I hope people learn from my decisions.

[nek]

(12-09-2015 03:36 PM)Mr.Philippines Wrote:  

Just like everyone here, I have too many to list. My biggest fuck up was back in high school.

I pussed out on having a 3 some with my girlfriend's 2 best friends. We were all on the swim team, all 3 girls loved me. I got serious with one of them and were really good friends with the other 2. Always hung out with the 2 girls without my gf. One was a super cute asian/white and the other was a stunning athletic brunette. Got them drunk and eventually naked in the pool house (love shack). I could tell that they wanted to fuck but was waiting on me to make the move since I was the one in a relationship. I was too pussy to do anything about it so we all just ended up going to sleep with cloths on.

I still think about it from time to time and kick my self in the head!

Never made that mistake again though

Well it's good to know love conquered all and you and your g/f from high school married and lived happily ever after.

[civpro]

Not buckling down hard enough and putting in the time to go through LMR for a couple chicks while I was at their place or they were at mine. LMR is a legit thing.

[Stimulus]

Not as huge as my megafuckup a few posts earlier in this thread, nevertheless this one is haunting my mind ever since I came home last night.

Went out with a (female) friend of mine and while I'd rather not go out with only a girl when she's just a friend, last night was epic in terms of getting IOI's/girls trying to get my attention. I was going out just to have a good time, show her the nightlife in my city but somehow being there with only her got girls into checking me out (DHV?). Anyway, somehow I got approached a few times but there's one girl that really caught my attention and I completely fucked up.

We were at this cool venue with a band playing and there was a great vibe going on amongst the crowd. We're standing at a table drinking and talking when my friend mentions 2 girls across the table (but a bit 'behind' me so they were not in my field of view) were throwing looks at me every few seconds. Obviously I was curious, looked their way and I was surprised with what I saw. A blond short haired 7 and a stunning brunette with long hair, long legs, about 5'7" and a body to kill for. 8,5 in my book. Instant eye-contact with the brunette and we smiled at eachother.

Now here's the fail, I didn't do jack shit. Me and my friend moved to another place inside the venue, they followed us, we threw looks. I was waiting at the bar to order drinks, the blonde turns up next to me and starts talking about it being too crowded and it takes forever to order drinks. She even drops bait about her brunette friend who joins the conversation just as I got my drinks handed to me and all I did was say a shy "Hi" while our eyes locked for a few seconds, a nervous smile and walked away.

A few drinks later the brunette 'accidentally' bumped into me as she and the blonde were going outside for what I thought was a smoke. Just before she stepped out she glanced at me and being buzzed I finally woke the fuck up and decided to make my move while smoking. Obviously, they were not going outside for a smoke but they left..

I don't know what the hell was going on with me yesterday. My confidence was going through the roof because I got approached by girls (goodlooking girls that is, which is rare to me) and rejected them because I wanted that brunette, still I couldn't get myself to talk to her untill it was too late.

Now I feel like crap because of letting such an opportunity slide. Anyone ever experienced something like this?