[Parlay44]

YouTuber lists the “10 types of Japanese men” as according to Japanese women

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/10/07/yo...ese-women/

If you or someone you know were described as a cabbage roll, how would you react? What if someone called you a hyena or said you were especially “creamy”?

There are apparently 10 distinct categories into which men fall in Japan, with women knowing exactly the type they’d like to get to know better or avoid altogether. Join us after the jump to find out whether you’re a Soy Milk, Bacon Asparagus, Creamy, or Cabbage kind of guy, or to learn how to apply these unusual tags to the men you meet in Japan.



Presented by Ilaria, the Italian curator of YouTube channel It’s All Manga’s Fault and long-time resident of Japan, the following list describes 10 different types of men as viewed from a romantic perspective. As Ilaria mentions, these personalty types are not her own creations, but rather those described online by Japanese women.

Let’s get right into it, shall we?

[TheWastelander]

I watched the video for curiosity's sake but when it broke into gay ass anime stuff I almost had to turn it off.

The only conclusions I came to were:

1. Gaming in Japan is probably difficult and awful (they want effeminate guys who are secretly macho?).

2. I feel sorry for Japan, because they're constantly associated with feminine-looking drawings.

3. WNB Italian chick.

[Surreyman]

They seem pretty divorced from reality.

[heavy]

I didn't watch and have never been to Asia, but from the post and subsequent comments, my stereotypes of Asians comes to mind (perhaps more true of Japan, but I think of SEA/Japan/China...not Russia or India)...lower testosterone men than much of the world.

Again, I'm not in any way saying that's across the board correct (obv exceptions), or even generally correct, but it's what comes to mind.

Nothing against any of the Asians on here. It's like somebody saying where I'm from (rural midwest) are stupid narrow-minded gun-toting hicks. It's a stereotype, and I don't take it personally...tho I do own a gun.

[Quintus Curtius]

Guys, I wouldn't put too much into bullshit like this. Plow ahead. Who gives a fuck what they "like" or "don't like"? Go for what you want.

[Foolsgo1d]

Imagine the modern japanese woman meeting a Samurai Warrior from centuries gone.

I wonder what would happen.

[Faust]

He'd be shorter than she was, probably.
Old Japanese people lived off a diet of rice, fish, and sometimes wild game, so they were tiny as fuck. They didn't even get good white rice, a lot of the time, they got some crappier version whose name I forget. White rice was a delicacy that you got on special occasions.
Oda Nobunaga, for instance, the legendary Japanese samurai whose nickname was "The Demon Lord of the 6th Heaven", and whose hobbies included burning down ancient temples and putting entire villages to the sword, was 5'3''. He wouldn't have a chance with an average girl in Japan today.

[Quintus Curtius]

(10-13-2014 05:31 PM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  

Imagine the modern japanese woman meeting a Samurai Warrior from centuries gone.

I wonder what would happen.

He would would have required respect and obedience. Or else very bad things would happen.

[Phoenix]

I frequently tease Japanese girls about this.

I show them pics of host boys on my phone and say 'this is a man?'. I then show them the 'Seven Samurai' pic and say 'THIS is a man'.

[Simeon_Strangelight]

When I saw the video was done by a woman, it became a project of zero worth.

Women are women all around the world - 5-10 days in each month when they are the most horny they all want the masculine Alpha guy, no matter what their preference is or social conditioning.

Plus as a Westerner you are a precious novelty by itself.

Rule Nr. 1:

Always ignore what a woman says and see what she really does.

On a side note: Anyone looking for a new job with perks might consider becoming a porn-star in Japan - those 70-150 male professionals can hardly deal with the thousands of yearly female newcomers: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/...se-4263305

And strangely famous and popular male porn stars in Japan look like Yakuza - also popular among women:

[Foolsgo1d]

(10-13-2014 10:53 PM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  

(10-13-2014 05:31 PM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  

Imagine the modern japanese woman meeting a Samurai Warrior from centuries gone.

I wonder what would happen.

He would would have required respect and obedience. Or else very bad things would happen.

Have Japanese men allowed themselves to fail this shit test from their women?

[StrikeBack]

I doubt there's a country on earth where women don't complain about their men being not good enough.

[Parlay44]

Do you find it ironic that men are equated with food? Like women will consume all but the carnivorous man. For the carnivorous man women become the food.

[Lucario]

(10-13-2014 06:13 PM)Faust Wrote:  

He'd be shorter than she was, probably.
Old Japanese people lived off a diet of rice, fish, and sometimes wild game, so they were tiny as fuck. They didn't even get good white rice, a lot of the time, they got some crappier version whose name I forget. White rice was a delicacy that you got on special occasions.
Oda Nobunaga, for instance, the legendary Japanese samurai whose nickname was "The Demon Lord of the 6th Heaven", and whose hobbies included burning down ancient temples and putting entire villages to the sword, was 5'3''. He wouldn't have a chance with an average girl in Japan today.

That samurai could be 5'0 and still not give a fuck. He will get her to submit to his will since he will most likely me more masculinity than she can handle.

Also I have met 5'3 Sri Lankan guys who pull cute chicks japan. Even saw a 5'2 white guy in Australia with a cute jap girl.

[GeroMeroHero]

(10-13-2014 03:24 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

YouTuber lists the “10 types of Japanese men” as according to Japanese women

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/10/07/yo...ese-women/

If you or someone you know were described as a cabbage roll, how would you react? What if someone called you a hyena or said you were especially “creamy”?

There are apparently 10 distinct categories into which men fall in Japan, with women knowing exactly the type they’d like to get to know better or avoid altogether. Join us after the jump to find out whether you’re a Soy Milk, Bacon Asparagus, Creamy, or Cabbage kind of guy, or to learn how to apply these unusual tags to the men you meet in Japan.

I've been called a 22 year old curmudgeon so I think I will be fine with that OP.

[GenghisKhan]

This ugly Italian white chick should just leave Japan if she doesn't respect our people.

Imagine if in a Japanese forum we started posting stupid articles made by American feminists from BuzzFeed or Elite Daily about how fat every single American man is. Everybody would just think every single White dude is 300 lbs and eat nothing but Taco Bell and McDonalds.

[JustlookingForAGoodTime]

Throwing this in to add to the thread a bit...

http://www.japantoday.com/category/lifes...nese-women