-year-beta-orbiter learns a lesson, tells a story
08-04-2014, 12:36 AM
http://themoth.org/posts/stories/how-i-e...tter-badge
Well told, somewhat entertaining but thoroughly cringeworthy story about (spoiler alert) the speaker's "efforts" to date an Indian girl who was slated for an arranged marriage to her first cousin only to get shot down, how he orbited for four years while reveling in such delightful moments as briefly holding hands in a park and eventually flew to India to attend her wedding, where he and her husband/cousin would learn that maybe she wasn't so chaste after all and that the path to a woman's panties is fiercely guarded by hamsters.
Well told, somewhat entertaining but thoroughly cringeworthy story about (spoiler alert) the speaker's "efforts" to date an Indian girl who was slated for an arranged marriage to her first cousin only to get shot down, how he orbited for four years while reveling in such delightful moments as briefly holding hands in a park and eventually flew to India to attend her wedding, where he and her husband/cousin would learn that maybe she wasn't so chaste after all and that the path to a woman's panties is fiercely guarded by hamsters.