[Aziz Nuts]

That's one small step for laziness, one giant leap for SIFdom:

http://prettysmartwomen.com/skinneepixapp/ (dat URL)

Rather than work out and eat right, two nightmare-inducing wall victims created an app to make you look skinnier when you take a selfie. The delusion train is running full speed as they claim the app is actually motivational:

Quote:

The SkinneePix app photos help me see that I don’t have to get back to that old weight. I just have to get to a point where I feel healthier. Whether that is 15 lbs, 30, 45, whatever, I will make this journey in 15-pound increments. And when I am having a bad day or bad moment, I will open my phone to that picture and look at my smiling face. There are no packaged meals, or shakes or anything like that. It is “me and my Selfie.” I walk with my phone in one hand with my Selfie pic from my SkinneePix app smiling up at me. Today I walked further than I have walked in a year!

[Tuthmosis]

Just tweeted this:

   

[Bushido]

Hold on a minute, I thought big was beautiful?

[samsamsam]

(04-07-2014 11:14 AM)dreambig Wrote:  

Hold on a minute, I thought big was beautiful?

Must be dreaming big

[Tuthmosis]

Invention Break-Down by Gender (Abridged)

Men

• Pottery
• Tools
• Writing
• The moving press
• The telescope
• Classical music
• Penicillin
• The telephone
• The automobile
• Every major sport
• The airplane
• The moving picture
• The Internet
• Smartphones
  

Women

• An app that lets fat bitches pretend to be skinny
  

[samsamsam]

^^ This would be an interesting RoK article that would create some noise I bet.

Maybe all that needs to be posted is just what you bullet pointed.

[Aziz Nuts]

(04-07-2014 11:23 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Invention Break-Down by Gender (Abridged)

Men

• Pottery
• Tools
• Writing
• The moving press
• The telescope
• Classical music
• Penicillin
• The telephone
• The automobile
• Every major sport
• The airplane
• The moving picture
• The Internet
• Smartphones
  

Women

• An app that lets fat bitches pretend to be skinny
  

"Invented" = "Had an idea then paid a man/men to execute it properly."

[lurker]

(04-07-2014 11:23 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Invention Break-Down by Gender (Abridged)

Men

• Pottery
• Tools
• Writing
• The moving press
• The telescope
• Classical music
• Penicillin
• The telephone
• The automobile
• Every major sport
• The airplane
• The moving picture
• The Internet
• Smartphones
  

Women

• An app that lets fat bitches pretend to be skinny
  

Don't forget:

• Spanx, a garment that lets fat bitches pretend to be skinny
  

[Timoteo]

Aren't these the same tricks that respond with outrage when it's revealed that a celebrity bitch's picture on the cover of a magazine was photoshopped to make her look thinner? But it's cool to essentially do the same thing to THEIR OWN pics when disseminating them to the world online?

[Basil Ransom]

Does it even work? Lol. I cant tell the difference between the before and after photos.

[samsamsam]

(04-07-2014 01:59 PM)Basil Ransom Wrote:  

Does it even work? Lol. I cant tell the difference between the before and after photos.

Ha! There should be a weight limit on it. A warning like, "Not effective on women over 200 lbs."

Like the morning after pill, I heard there was a weight limit for it to be effective.

[Foolsgo1d]

(04-07-2014 02:58 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  

Like the morning after pill, I heard there was a weight limit for it to be effective.

So thats why there are so many council rats running about with multiple kids.

[lurker]

(04-07-2014 11:50 AM)lurker Wrote:  

(04-07-2014 11:23 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Invention Break-Down by Gender (Abridged)

Men

• Pottery
• Tools
• Writing
• The moving press
• The telescope
• Classical music
• Penicillin
• The telephone
• The automobile
• Every major sport
• The airplane
• The moving picture
• The Internet
• Smartphones
  

Women

• An app that lets fat bitches pretend to be skinny
  

Don't forget:

• Spanx, a garment that lets fat bitches pretend to be skinny
  

OK, OK. To be fair, a woman did accidentally invent Kevlar a few decades ago. But she wasn't involved at all in adapting it for product use.

[redbeard]

"It's supposed to be used as a tool to motivate women to lose weight."