I am kinda bored at the moment figured i would share my first experience of hanging out with a group of some real real lame dudes. A group of 40 year old virgins.
The other night the only super beta guy i hangout with wanted to know if i wanted to hang out with him and his friends that night. Since I was tired of the terminal mud butt I had obtained through many nights of partying i figured it would be good to just take it easy for a night and let my body reset. I said that sounded good and we met up and drove to the place.
After driving for 40 minuets holy shit we finally arrived at his friends apartment. We rang the doorbell and i wondered why i didnt just stay in and read The 48 Laws of Power. The door opens and what do i see? A tall uber skinny guy with a big nose and curly blond hair, a real life big bird.
We walk into the living room and oh what do you know, they are playing call of duty. I meet the rest of the goon squad. the owner of the apartment has a super square face and long hair and big eyes with an omnipresent smile. He played WoW the entire night, no exaggeration. There is another guy with a big patch of grey hair, pointy chin, and boxy eyes. This guy was making annoying noises and sex jokes all night. dude named Chuck who's style was straight out of the 90s. He was the coolest guy there.
The apartment itself was in and of itself a shrine of syfy movies. Three episodes of starwars posters in very nice frames. A gigantic picture of a video game character framed proudly above the main couch. speakers everywhere. When i went to get a drink the fridge had copious amounts of
dr.pepper and mountain dew bottles. I looked for a seat and luckily i was warned not to sit on chucks chair. I did not want to know why.
As i met everyone i realized this is who i was going to be hanging out with for the next couple hours, i regretted my decision to leave the comforts of my apartment. After playing a game of call of duty i sat down in a Swedish massage chair, got my droid out and checked out of the conversation for a long time.
After playing for what seemed like an hour or two They finally turned off call of duty and wanted to watch a movie. They were going through net flix and looked for movies to watch. They kept spouting off stupid movies and so i thought i would throw a movie out. in jest, i said "Why dont we watch Trolls 2." oops,bad idea. We ended up watching Trolls 2 all night long. Trolls 2 is regarded as one of the worst movies of all time. The horrible acting was funny for about 20 minuets, after that it is just an annoying movie to watch.
2 hours later the movie was finally over and we left. i dont think i will ever do that again. looking forward to a night of beer pong and a mudbutt the following morning
The other night the only super beta guy i hangout with wanted to know if i wanted to hang out with him and his friends that night. Since I was tired of the terminal mud butt I had obtained through many nights of partying i figured it would be good to just take it easy for a night and let my body reset. I said that sounded good and we met up and drove to the place.
After driving for 40 minuets holy shit we finally arrived at his friends apartment. We rang the doorbell and i wondered why i didnt just stay in and read The 48 Laws of Power. The door opens and what do i see? A tall uber skinny guy with a big nose and curly blond hair, a real life big bird.
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We walk into the living room and oh what do you know, they are playing call of duty. I meet the rest of the goon squad. the owner of the apartment has a super square face and long hair and big eyes with an omnipresent smile. He played WoW the entire night, no exaggeration. There is another guy with a big patch of grey hair, pointy chin, and boxy eyes. This guy was making annoying noises and sex jokes all night. dude named Chuck who's style was straight out of the 90s. He was the coolest guy there.
The apartment itself was in and of itself a shrine of syfy movies. Three episodes of starwars posters in very nice frames. A gigantic picture of a video game character framed proudly above the main couch. speakers everywhere. When i went to get a drink the fridge had copious amounts of
dr.pepper and mountain dew bottles. I looked for a seat and luckily i was warned not to sit on chucks chair. I did not want to know why.
As i met everyone i realized this is who i was going to be hanging out with for the next couple hours, i regretted my decision to leave the comforts of my apartment. After playing a game of call of duty i sat down in a Swedish massage chair, got my droid out and checked out of the conversation for a long time.
After playing for what seemed like an hour or two They finally turned off call of duty and wanted to watch a movie. They were going through net flix and looked for movies to watch. They kept spouting off stupid movies and so i thought i would throw a movie out. in jest, i said "Why dont we watch Trolls 2." oops,bad idea. We ended up watching Trolls 2 all night long. Trolls 2 is regarded as one of the worst movies of all time. The horrible acting was funny for about 20 minuets, after that it is just an annoying movie to watch.
2 hours later the movie was finally over and we left. i dont think i will ever do that again. looking forward to a night of beer pong and a mudbutt the following morning