TESOL Info Thread
01-09-2014, 08:03 AM
Teaching English gets a bad rep, in my opinion. It should always be considered as an easy option for a location independent lifestyle. If you wanna live in a different country NOW, then it's the easiest way to turn up and not starve.
You'll never earn the salary of an International playboy, and you'll never get that nice house or cool car. Hence, for some people, it's a laughable option. But, it'll keep you away from British girls, will stick beers on the table and will put Asian girls in your bed. The career satisfies an immature man (like me) greatly.
The talk of English teaching is often the butt of many jokes. I can understand there are downsides. But really, there are a lot of positives.
Firstly, let's look at the potential motivations for doing it (as it isn't going to be money):
Sixteen months ago (aged 21) I was offered a starting salary of $37,000 from the Engineering company I was doing summer placements at.
This was a good salary compared to a lot of my friends, but I absolutely refused to take it. Why?
Well, I originally chose Civil Engineering as a career because I wanted to see the world and LIVE in the countries that I was travelling to. I hate being on vacation: You turn up, see a few sights, take a few photos, eat some food, then just when you start to get below the surface of tourism, you're pulled back over the Atlantic and are sat back at your computer in Swindon. One of my motivations is to live in as many countries as possible before I die (whilst taking it slowly and moving on when I want to. It's not about collecting passport stamps).
But, after a lot of research, I found that most engineers in my field only go abroad when they have achieved chartered status. This takes a minimum of four years to achieve, and that's only after you've done a fourth year at university.
In addition, the countries that I would've been be looking at would've likely been the U.A.E, Saudi Arabia or Qatar. It's incredibly unlikely that an inexperienced kid would get an engineering job in Thailand, Vietnam or Taiwan (i.e the fun places I wanted to go) without some extraordinarily good fortune.
Thus I would have burnt the best five years of my life sat in an office in Southern England, in the blind hope that it might all come good by the time I hit 27 (There's no guarantee it would have). The only respite I would've had would've been a two week holiday in Spain or something. Or one of those long weekends in Somerset.
Furthermore, I just fucking hate doing a 'proper' job, I hate sitting in a glass and metal cage all day in front of AutoCad software with a bunch of guys who are dead behind the eyes. Every summer I went back, these guys were in the same seat, doing the same thing. I'd ask them what they'd been doing the past year and never heard anything more than "Oh I moved to a new flat" or "I went to France six months ago".
And, I hate life in Britain. Gets dark at 5pm in the winter. And at 6pm everyone's locked up indoors, 'V for Vendetta'-style. Full of anger too. You walk to the pub at 9pm and everyone's ready to punch you in the face if you catch their eyes wrongly. I like a calm atmosphere, and I like to walk around without looking over my shoulder.
So, all things considered, I cancelled my fourth year at university, did a CELTA and hopped on a plane to South Korea.
South Korea: 2200 U.S Dollars a month, free apartment and a free plane ticket there. You can live comfortably on that wage, save some money and have a year in an Asian country. You can also take some cheap trips to Japan if you wish. This option should always be taken seriously.
You want to leave England? Well you can next month, with little hassle.
Though of course, there are downsides. The xenophobia will wear you down eventually (You'll get rejected from clubs for 'having a white face'). And the kids are little shitbags (So you'll need to learn how to control a classroom). Also, the women situation is well-documented as tough. Still, it's fun, and I'd love to return to Korea at some point. It's a great experience for any white guy.
I felt it was time to move on after seven months. So I landed in Taipei.
Taiwan: 2200 U.S Dollars a month. No free apartment. Whilst the salary isn't mind-blowing, Taiwan should still be taken seriously. There's not really many other ways to live there and integrate, and despite some negatives, be happy, you're living in freaking Taipei!
The weather's good, the girls are cute, there are barely any westerners, the food is fucking crap, some people have bad teeth, overall though, fun times, thoroughly enjoyed my time there.
And as a side-note: I was on 58,000NT a month for teaching 11 hours a week and working 3.30pm to 9.30pm. The NTU-educated office worker I dated was on 40,000NT a month for working longer hours. A shop worker I fucked was on 29,000NT despite working literally DOUBLE my hours. The middle-aged office worker guys who came in to pick-up their kids were also on less money than the 22 year-old British kid with the silly haircut.
So, for Korea and Taiwan. English teaching is a great way to live in the country and make OK money. You can also add Japan and China to that (though I haven't taught there). In addition, I've spoken to someone on here who earns 5,000 Dollars a month doing privates in Korea. And another making buck in China, so there are money opportunities if you push for them. (Me being a lazy, immature drunk with yellow fever, I don't bother trying). In summary, you'll always have enough money to live there and do fun stuff frequently.
In terms of other countries, you won't be saving money, and it shouldn't be taken as seriously. But hell, it could be worse. In Bangkok you'll earn 40,000Baht a month (Unless you're old and have shoddy qualifications, then you'll be on a very low wage of 30,000 a month). That's still enough money to go out pretty frequently and eat decent food. It'll keep you in the Tropics and will keep your dick in Thai girls. Much prefer that to English life.
Plus the work is bloody easy. Never met an English teacher who works hard (unless he likes money). You'll play a few games, get them to do a wordsearch then it's done.
Then when you get bored, you hop country. Luckily there's no 'building up your resume' in the world of TEFL. (Well there is, but you can just lie. No one in China is gonna know the difference between a real/fake resume from Mr Kim's English School in Seoul). The career allows you to be a perpetual traveller, in some sense. You'll always make enough money to hop to a new place twice a year.
So, in summary: Teaching English is the easiest way to get a pay-check in a foreign county. You can use it to live there, or you can just do it for a bit while you set up your online business.
Stuck in a glass-and-metal cage in America/England? Have yellow fever? Immensely immature like me? Teach English.