[bigbootyluvr]

I train at a brazilian jiu jitsu club. In the last year or so i've noticed some sideline groupies hanging out, mainly pretending to be texting. This one hot latina expresses an interest in me through a mutual friend. She shows up to my training session and watches me intently. Afterwards i'm getting texts about how hot I am, and how hot it was watching me on the mats, etc. Now let me interject here- i'm very jaded. I can't usually stand 98% of American women and try to avoid them. if a cool one approaches i'll see where things lead, but I NEVER get my hopes up. Good thing I had that principle for my first date with this girl.

So after texting back and forth for a few days we settle on saturday night for drinks. This girl has been texting me pictures of herself with a wifebeater on....and she's tiny- 5'3 110 lbs with HUGE natural boobs. Her face is about a 7, but she's got a cute smile.

So saturday rolls around, here's how the date goes. First, we were supposed to meet at a local pub at 9:30. 9:15 she emails me she's just now leaving her house, which is 30 minutes away. No worries, she's on "Colombiana" time I think.

I sit home playing call of duty black ops and drinking sailor jerry rum until she texts she's there. (I'm not leaving the house until I have actual confirmation the tramp has actually arrived at the set meeting point). I arrive and right off the bat it is smiles and drinks. We are getting along great.

Her probing questions were about how many girls i've slept with, what the craziest thing i've ever done was etc. She then told me that she was flexible and has had sex in an airplane, in the back of a car at the mall in broad daylight, and a few other places. She also talks about how her ex boyfriend is nuts and pulled a gun on some guy in a parking lot and how she depleted her savings paying all his legal fees until he of course dumped her. This went on and on.

She starts harping on me about how many girls i've fucked. "Several" I reply. "OH, SEVEN? you want me to believe that???" . NO. I said "SEVERAL" I reply.

From here things go south. She starts telling me how she got drunk and hooked up with a female friend one night and they ate each others pussies and got off. While it might sound cool, this chick had a bit of a psycho edge to her. She asks if i've ever had a threesome. i say, yeah, a few.

At this point she goes OFF on me. "WHAT ARE YOU GAY? or something?"

ME: Uh, what? No, lol.

Her; Well most guys that have had threesomes are gay!

Me: No, with two broads you dumb twat.

Her: Oh, i'm sorry...I didn't mean...to....lets change the subject.

ME: Yes, lets. Tell me your diplomatic strategy if you were china mediating a truce between the United states, your prime trading ally, and North Korea, your traditional communist ally.

Her: "Uhhhhh right. I don't know what that is."

Me: "Who is our vice president"

HEr: John Kerry

Me: is that your final answer?

Her: Shit, I donno that one!

Me: (to waitress) check please!

On the way out to the car she tries to apologize to me. I tell her that is the first time i've been accused of being a "nice guy" or a "queer" on a date. I then inform her in a calm voice that in no uncertain terms do i think she is a glorified slam pig, a low rent prepagos, and a filthy pig. I ask her if there is any way I can get my 5 hours back.

She goes nuts and is bawling and storms to her car.

I immediately cackle like a methed up jackal and drive the three blocks to my house where I promptly (not even kidding) book the first affordable fight I can to Bogota to see a SMOKING hot professional chick who is in her 20's. I'm staying at her place. Every single one of ther friends is a '10' or over. lmao at this ameri-skank. I can't even get mad at her. it would be like the teacher getting mad at the retard who drops his ice cream cone at recess. He just can't help it. He was born that way.

[Rocco81]

It was a nice story.

Though I cannot imagine the kinds of girls that hang out at BJJ clubs to meet dudes.

[bigbootyluvr]

(12-07-2010 02:30 AM)Rocco81 Wrote:  

It was a nice story.

Though I cannot imagine the kinds of girls that hang out at BJJ clubs to meet dudes.

"nice story?" Hardly a story, pal.

And you'd be shocked. there are many soccer milfs that bring their kids in for kids class that enjoy watching me warm up with smiles on their faces.

[Rocco81]

Bootylvr: Don't be so damned defensive bro.. It was a funny story....Jesus Christ.

I know all about BJJ clubs, mostly moms you are correct, either that or fat nasty bitches that actually want to roll around, They suck and should be exterminated from my mat time.

There was one time a kind of cute chick that was slightly chubby, but had firm monster titties used to train with us, and would put me in guard all the time. I started to get a boner and had to fake a leg cramp. Pretty funny.

[MiXX]

Sadly, this is how most Americanized latinas under 30 behave. Red flags went up the moment she was saying she was a total exhibitionist and even belongs to the mile high club. You did the right thing by putting her in her place...no need to lower your values and status over a dumb girl who says the acting VP of USA is John Kerry, I'm surprised she even knows the name John Kerry, and did not say John Wayne, god forbid you ask her who our active president is, she'll probably say Nelson Mandela.

[Badstuber]

(12-07-2010 01:38 PM)MiXX Wrote:  

god forbid you ask her who our active president is, she'll probably say Nelson Mandela.

Lmao.

[Rocco81]

Mixx, can you explain more about this Americanized Latina thing? I know the ones fresh from their original countries are waaay cooler, but I'm trying to pin point why. Can you help here?

[Dash Global]

man you are pretty defensive lol im not even sure if thats the word im looking for.

i would have ignored her ramblings and pretend to be listening.

got her drunk and took her home to get my nut.

then hailed a taxi for that tramp!

[MiXX]

(12-07-2010 02:11 PM)Rocco81 Wrote:  

Mixx, can you explain more about this Americanized Latina thing? I know the ones fresh from their original countries are waaay cooler, but I'm trying to pin point why. Can you help here?

Well, I'll point out differences to you up in DC soon when we hit Bravo, but in a nutshell, and Americanized latina, no matter what latin country she is from, is a Latina that has adapted to the bitchiness, attitude, and "I'm a princess" attitude of the modern American woman. However, to add insult to injury, the average latinas that are 5's, 6's 7's who would pray to have any man pay attention to them back home, turn into total bitches once they have lived long enough in America, and have hung out with American born women. They quickly start to realize that their pussy stock goes up in value exponentially in the pussy trade markets, and as such, they will exploit their newfound power over pussified American men who compliment them, buy them flowers and drinks for no reason at all.


So yes, stick to the latinas fresh off the boat as it's said. The ones that have been in America for less tan 3 years are the rich targets to chase with highest probability of quick bangs with little bullshit and bitch shields. Even faster lays are the ones that are in America illegally, those have near ZERO bitch shields, and flake averages are less than 5%!

Mixx

[speakeasy]

Mixx, I so agree. When you talk to a Latina who has a perfect American accent, you know she's going to be no different than just an ordinary white girl. When I've talked to the ones that still have a heavy Spanish accent, it's a totally different demeanor about them. I've been really noticing that now that the issue has been brought up.

[rudebwoy]

Nice story. What is with her sex resume, is she saying she is easy? I tend to agree that you might have got her easily back to your crib, I think she thought you were a bad-ass to begin with. Sounds like a UFC wannabe groupie.

[Lumiere]

If she was decent looking enough and her tits were as nice as you say they were I would have added her to my stable. Sounds like she is down for anything including bi-sexualality (her not you obviously) and threesomes.

[baberuth]

bigbootylover, interestesting date man. Its funny you mention that there were a bunch of hotties at your bjj training; they used to come to my training too...some damn fine soccer moms.

Its ironic this thread came up, I met a columbian chick at a club last weekend and am meeting her out for a drink tomorrow. My 1st dates need improvement, they usually just make it to the make out stage.

I wanted to ask, what would be the best plan of action to get an snl? It seems like shes in her late 20's, with 5 years living in america, and i'm getting the feeling she might be an escort. Mixx, you know me well so what are your thought? Lumiere, you know your stuff to a tea also, anyone else, i'd appreciate your input.

[Lumiere]

Depends how americanised she has become

Columbian chicks like dudes who know how to lead, dont take shit and dont put them on a pedestal which is most american dudes will have done with her. Dont make the same mistake.

Establish a good solid vibe with her first, lead and escalate.

[Duke Castile]

I understand your choices as far as being fed up and cutting your losses. It's hard to keep the eye on the prize when they're so fucking dumb they don't realize it.
Personally, when some bitch (or anyone) starts acting like she knows me better than I know myself and starts in with all sorts of baseless accusations or jumps to unfounded conclusions when you answer one or two questions, I get irritated quickly.
Anyway, that chick sounds like she was way more trouble than she was worth, and if she was that crazy, it sounds like you did yourself a favor.

I used to bang this little latina in L.A. I met her while she was working at a bloomingdales. It was the weirdest pattern, we'd hang out every few weeks, have passionate, fun, sex and then the next morning she'd be so god damned annoying or argumentative or both that once I pulled the car over while I was driving, kicked her out and threw her a 20 out the window for cab fare. I banged her several times after that, and you know what? She calmed her little ass down too haha

[Lumiere]

(12-08-2010 03:27 AM)Fisto Wrote:  

It's hard to keep the eye on the prize

What are you talking about dude?! I see it in the mirror every time I go to the bathroom to take a leak.

[MiXX]

(12-08-2010 03:27 AM)Fisto Wrote:  

I used to bang this little latina in L.A. I met her while she was working at a bloomingdales. It was the weirdest pattern, we'd hang out every few weeks, have passionate, fun, sex and then the next morning she'd be so god damned annoying or argumentative or both that once I pulled the car over while I was driving, kicked her out and threw her a 20 out the window for cab fare. I banged her several times after that, and you know what? She calmed her little ass down too haha

This is very common too. A lot of Americanized latinas have buyers remorse after fucking their brains out like a total slut just a few hours before. I too have have kicked women out my car for being so fucking irritating after a night of brutal sex, it seems they just want to let out the emotions that they fail to accept how slutty they are. It really kills them to think about how they ended up with their ankles behind their head, and since they have no logic nor reasoning, they argue.


Mixx

[Rocco81]

Hey Mixx...have you noticed that many of these Latinas are almost like bi-polar? The worst happened with one Mexican and one Peruvian girl. They would be all cool, sweet, hot - we'd bang for a while, then we go stale, she has some issues with something or another...no action I move on. Then they call telling me they met a "nice" man then,out of the blue on a random sunday will text me like a slutty picture or call me and want to talk dirty. After we meet the same patern happens again. They are super cool and hot, then cold and wierd and argumentative..repeat cycle again, just long enough for you to completely get sick of the girl and just block her number.

[bigbootyluvr]

i'm in my mid-thirties, and own a few businesses so I value my time more now than I would have a decade ago. I could be doing a million productive things other than listening to her sarcastic crap. 10 years ago I would have been listening to her bullshit and trying to fill her up with drinks to take her back to my place. Now i'd rather read a book or work on my spanish, or play a video game than listen to some soulless tramp drone on and on.
The taste of the bait wouldn't have been worth the pain of the hook, me thinks.

[MiXX]

(12-09-2010 04:47 AM)bigbootyluvr Wrote:  

i'm in my mid-thirties, and own a few businesses so I value my time more now than I would have a decade ago. I could be doing a million productive things other than listening to her sarcastic crap. 10 years ago I would have been listening to her bullshit and trying to fill her up with drinks to take her back to my place. Now i'd rather read a book or work on my spanish, or play a video game than listen to some soulless tramp drone on and on.
The taste of the bait wouldn't have been worth the pain of the hook, me thinks.

I am in my mid 30's too, and I agree with you 100%. That's some solid game you just described.

[Rocco81]

Roger I'm with you guys...at 33 I just don't have the patience for the silly shit anymore.

[baberuth]

Thanks for the advice gentlemen. Last night was a success in my book! Leading her around all night payed of big time. I prepped for the date on the phone with MIXX, thanks for the mind opening advice bro!

Instead of taking the chica out on Lincoln Rd for overpriced drinks, we had a hot chocolate to start off. Then we picked up a sixer at the liquor store and went to a life guard house to drink it on the beach. Best fucking idea ever bro, haha.

Watching the stars on south beach got her in the mood fast and we were hooking up in no time. Instead of blowing 100 bones at a nice restaurant, we got to have way more fun freezing on the beach for 10 bucks haha!

This board is such a good resource, with some ballers that really know their stuff. Mixx, a big thanks to you for improving my game 100 fold.

[bigbootyluvr]

(12-09-2010 07:28 PM)baberuth Wrote:  

Thanks for the advice gentlemen. Last night was a success in my book! Leading her around all night payed of big time. I prepped for the date on the phone with MIXX, thanks for the mind opening advice bro!

Instead of taking the chica out on Lincoln Rd for overpriced drinks, we had a hot chocolate to start off. Then we picked up a sixer at the liquor store and went to a life guard house to drink it on the beach. Best fucking idea ever bro, haha.

Watching the stars on south beach got her in the mood fast and we were hooking up in no time. Instead of blowing 100 bones at a nice restaurant, we got to have way more fun freezing on the beach for 10 bucks haha!

This board is such a good resource, with some ballers that really know their stuff. Mixx, a big thanks to you for improving my game 100 fold.

Yes, Mixx does know his shit! I think that is the only reason I post on any boards any more, to help guys that remind me of my dumbass 20 year old self. I wish there was someone back then to guide me, but I had to learn all this shit on my own. lol. THe process was fun.