I'll share a somewhat embarrassing but hilarious thing happened to me this weekend..
I approached a girl after a club let out and things were going well. We went to get food together and were kissing and being touchy. She talks to me about how she wants guys to take her seriously and how she just wants a nice relationship. I say, wow.. you really are a good girl..
It's four of us; me and the girl I'm with and another girl and a guy she's with. Then after a while, "my" girl proposes we all go back to their house and kind of puts the other girl on the spot to invite her guy as well; so it's a plan.. we're all off to the house together.
Except our transportation back to the girls place gets screwed up (dumb girl got her car towed). We end up walking to the guy's apartment (nice logistics..) But he starts warning me there is no place for me to sleep (and obviously implied -- no private place for me to fuck).
When I get there, I'm feeling super tired and know my logistics are shot, so I don't even care about the girl I came with -- I'm so tired that I just lay down on the couch to rest.
Then the guy I came with and his housemates start telling me I can't sleep on the couch, bla bla. At one point a housemate is basically telling me "bro, you're kicked out; I'm saying it so my housemate doesn't have to." I just say whatever if you need the couch, that's fine; I'll sleep on the floor. I was dead tired, didn't want to pay a $30 cab, and actually could save time in the morning being in that location (for other reasons).
So I basically pass out in a sofa chair, leaving the couch free (no one slept there -- that was a lie just to get me to leave). During the night, I hear a girl moaning from what I thought was the apartment next door.
When I wake up in the morning, I see the girl I came with come out a bedroom that I didn't know was there -- the same place where I heard the sex noises in the middle of the night.
Then the roommate comes out of his room, says good morning, and shakes my hand with a shit-eating grin on his face.
My response was pretty much:
![[Image: actually-im-not-even-mad-thats-amazing-meme.jpg]](http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/actually-im-not-even-mad-thats-amazing-meme.jpg)
(Also, it was the same housemate who told the others to chill out and let me sleep, thus saving me $30 and a few hours of sleep, so I already liked the guy. I'm calling it a fair trade -- damn, really need a place to crash.. hey man, want to bang this slut I brought?)
I hadn't spent more than an hour or a penny on that girl, she wasn't even that pretty, and I probably needed the sleep more than I needed the notch, but it sure is funny to think I was eating up this girl's bullshit about wanting a relationship with a nice guy; then she goes on to invite me to a hot tub, fail at that, then go on to have me guy kiss her and keep her warm on the walk to an apartment, and have another guy bone her that same night, and have to do a walk of shame past me, the guy she arrived with, in the morning. How funny is that. I don't think I have ever caught a girl so directly and so immediately being a hypocrite and a slut like that before.
My first instinct for a life lesson takeaway from this funny story is to treat every girl like a slut until proven otherwise (although, I have had some experiences that girls will actually punish you, not for trying to get sexual quickly, but for giving off the impression that you assume you will be having sex with them or that they are easy).
Oh well. I have had a lot of easy sex, but I think this makes for a better RVF post. Feel free to post your own stories of girls being outed as hypocrites for actually being sluts (like this girl, the wife with her sex tape, and others).
I approached a girl after a club let out and things were going well. We went to get food together and were kissing and being touchy. She talks to me about how she wants guys to take her seriously and how she just wants a nice relationship. I say, wow.. you really are a good girl..
It's four of us; me and the girl I'm with and another girl and a guy she's with. Then after a while, "my" girl proposes we all go back to their house and kind of puts the other girl on the spot to invite her guy as well; so it's a plan.. we're all off to the house together.
Except our transportation back to the girls place gets screwed up (dumb girl got her car towed). We end up walking to the guy's apartment (nice logistics..) But he starts warning me there is no place for me to sleep (and obviously implied -- no private place for me to fuck).
When I get there, I'm feeling super tired and know my logistics are shot, so I don't even care about the girl I came with -- I'm so tired that I just lay down on the couch to rest.
Then the guy I came with and his housemates start telling me I can't sleep on the couch, bla bla. At one point a housemate is basically telling me "bro, you're kicked out; I'm saying it so my housemate doesn't have to." I just say whatever if you need the couch, that's fine; I'll sleep on the floor. I was dead tired, didn't want to pay a $30 cab, and actually could save time in the morning being in that location (for other reasons).
So I basically pass out in a sofa chair, leaving the couch free (no one slept there -- that was a lie just to get me to leave). During the night, I hear a girl moaning from what I thought was the apartment next door.
When I wake up in the morning, I see the girl I came with come out a bedroom that I didn't know was there -- the same place where I heard the sex noises in the middle of the night.
Then the roommate comes out of his room, says good morning, and shakes my hand with a shit-eating grin on his face.
My response was pretty much:
![[Image: actually-im-not-even-mad-thats-amazing-meme.jpg]](http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/actually-im-not-even-mad-thats-amazing-meme.jpg)
(Also, it was the same housemate who told the others to chill out and let me sleep, thus saving me $30 and a few hours of sleep, so I already liked the guy. I'm calling it a fair trade -- damn, really need a place to crash.. hey man, want to bang this slut I brought?)
I hadn't spent more than an hour or a penny on that girl, she wasn't even that pretty, and I probably needed the sleep more than I needed the notch, but it sure is funny to think I was eating up this girl's bullshit about wanting a relationship with a nice guy; then she goes on to invite me to a hot tub, fail at that, then go on to have me guy kiss her and keep her warm on the walk to an apartment, and have another guy bone her that same night, and have to do a walk of shame past me, the guy she arrived with, in the morning. How funny is that. I don't think I have ever caught a girl so directly and so immediately being a hypocrite and a slut like that before.
My first instinct for a life lesson takeaway from this funny story is to treat every girl like a slut until proven otherwise (although, I have had some experiences that girls will actually punish you, not for trying to get sexual quickly, but for giving off the impression that you assume you will be having sex with them or that they are easy).
Oh well. I have had a lot of easy sex, but I think this makes for a better RVF post. Feel free to post your own stories of girls being outed as hypocrites for actually being sluts (like this girl, the wife with her sex tape, and others).