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Discovering Slovenia - Trip Report
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Discovering Slovenia - Trip Report

Wassup Fellas...I have been extremely busy causing damage in Central Europe, and I am finally starting to write up my discoveries on Slovenia, and some side trips to Croatia. I will break down my success stories, as well as major mistakes I made that cost me notches so you can avoid doing them.


PROLOGUE:

I did not know anything about Slovenia before I decided to venture off into its mysteries and warm punanis of the local european women. What I found was a city full of wonderful surprises, deep culture, and fun people eager to talk about their country and incredible scenery all in one.


About Slovenia:

Slovenia has been a model country for Central Europe. They have left their communist history behind and have moved full-force into European culture, and capitalism. American English is spoken by 75% of the people under the age of 35, and speaking American slang is actually considered "cool" and hip by anyone under 35. I was out buying some fruits from a young college cutie at a local fresh market in Ljubljana, and as I walked away she held up her closed fist, looked at me and said "keep it real"....I was shocked!!! (I'll talk about how she was in bed later).

Slovenia is a very SMALL Central European country, and by small, I mean probably the size of Vermont. It is also funny to notice that Slovenia is shaped like a "chicken".

Therefore, it is very easy to move around the entire country from its capital, Ljubljana - pronounced "lub-li-ana". From there, you can pretty much drive in very modern, and very safe roads/highways for some jaw-dropping, natural beauty and scenery no matter what direction you go.

Slovenia has it all, from incredible nature trails, to modern ski resorts, to adventures in the wild forests, to elegant vineyards for wine tasting getaways, and great golf resorts. It's amazing how such a small country offers so much.

You can find more information here:

http://slovenia.info


Getting Around Slovenia:

I would strongly recommend renting a Car from Avis/Hertz/Budget or any major car rental company found in US. Public transportation is available, but I had a private rental car, so I cannot say much about it. However, it was critical to have a car ready to go as this proved valuable when hunting local women to taste.

Slovenia is a young country, and I mean that literally! Ljubljana is a University city, and EVERYTHING evolves around student life and activities.

Mistake #1: I had no idea that Slovenia focuses its life so much on University student life, to the point of making its holidays, tourist season around the University schedules. In other words, when the school year ends, students LEAVE Ljubljana and go party, or visit friends in other countries, especially Croatia and Spain. AVOID visiting Slovenia from June, July, August and Sept. IT IS A GHOST-TOWN and nobody is around. I arrived at the beginning of Sept. not knowing this, and was incredibly disappointed my very first week, then I started making friends and getting advice on where to go (Croatia seemed to be the spot).


Austria, Italy, Croatia are all within 2 hours or less (driving) of Slovenia - which means you can knock out all of these countries in 1 shot!

During summer months (July-Sept) 90% of Slovenias single women go on vacation to either Croatia, Romania, Cuba, or Spain - leaving very few targets to swoop behind during this season.


Swooping Local Slovenian women, and getting them in to bed:

Ok, let's talk about these young slovenian women eager to fuck your brains out if you say the right things. Let me describe Slovenian women from what I experienced so you can calibrate your game accordingly if planning on bangin here. Slovenian women are very sexy, and most women kinda look like Pink, the American pop-singer. You will not find any tan/dark complexions anywhere. Most are actually white and may even dye their hair black, but they are mostly blonde/euro looking.


I did not see any fat women, almost 90% of women under 50 were in shape, and were coca-cola bottle slim. Some girls even had hips like Shakira (yummy).

Here is what you must know about their general personality traits:

1. Slovenian men have ZERO game, their idea of hitting on a girl (I witnessed this several times) is getting shit drunk, and being aggressive and sexually direct with her. No, slovenian women do not like this.
2. Slovenian women love a man who is lots of fun, and can dance - they NEVER get a chance to dance as local men do not see it as macho enough - so dancing eases your way into her pants in a heartbeat!
3. Slovenian women love to give you several shit tests!! However, they can easily be overcome by being direct and carefree, and always letting her know yo have other options.
4. Slovenian women are NOT flakes like Colombian women - if she says she will meet you at X place at 8pm, you can bet your ass, she will be there at exactly that time and not 1 minute late!!!
5. Slovenian women love a man whose hand will not tremble when going up her dress. ** this was told to me by a local woman!
5. And last, and my favorite!! Slovenian women PAY the bill for the first date!!! Yes, you read that right - every girl I went out with was offended when I took my wallet out to pay, and I learned quickly that a woman paying the bill on the first date is a HUGE sign of interest in you, and is actually very NORMAL! So, enjoy this fellas, this was a very first for me! I went out on nearly 14 first dates, every single woman paid the bill! Note: this does not mean she wants to fuck you (yet), but you are on the right track - even is she does not want to fuck you as the night moves on, she will STILL pay the bill - I giess it's their way of expressing womens lib? who knows, I did not care as I was enjoying it for the first time in my life.

Are SNL possible? Yes! Definitely - I had 3 SNLs in Slovenia, but they are at high end nightclubs, and you must focus on dancing, escalating Kino w/o fear, and overcoming her shit tests. At one point, look her in the eye, and just flat out say "you gonna kiss me or what?" If she kisses, start escalating kino even further, and just flat out ask her directly if she wants to be with you that night. Slovenian women appreciate a direct, no-fear man when she is ready to fuck.


Where do I game women in Slovenia Mixx?

There are several venues in Slovenia to game women, you will find that the easiest women to get into bed are the ones that are under 30 years of age! This leads me to.

Mistake #2:

If you are older than 35, and look your age, you can forget about bangin younger women - it seems to be a big brick wall that will cost you a notch!! I look like I am in my mid 20's and I often told the girls my real age, 35, and they IMMEDIATELY turned cold! One girl went form letting me eat her pussy out, to closing her legs as she asked me how old I was right before we were about to have sex, and I told her my real age! ffffuuucccckkkkkk!!!

In Colombia, being older works for you, and latin girls will chase older foreign men, well, it is the exact opposite in Slovenia! Young women with older men is just not socially accepted, and as such, you will have to game women your age to get laid. This will be very tough as women over 30 were rarely seen alone to game! I did not find any cougar bars or anything close to that...so, I had to start lying about my age to get laid!

So, to avoid this brick wall, fuck it - lie...I started telling younger girls I was 26, and I immediately was seing positive results.


Up Next, places to game - day game/night game tips, and my very first Slovenian flag!!!

Ok, so now that I have mentioned what Slovenian girls are like in general, lets dig deeper and exploit these traits to get them to open their legs, and warm, juicy peaches to us. [Image: smile.gif]


In the general Slovenian public, guys of skin color wether it be black, tan, light brown are seldom anywhere - as such, anyone with a tan/darker complexion is in high demand!


If you are a latin man - be ready for the ride of your life! I had women approach me asking to take pictures of me as if I was a movie star. Guess what? To them, I was!

You see, Spanish-Mexican Telenovelas in Slovenia are EXTREMELY popular, especially in the smaller towns just outside Ljubljana. Telenovelas from Mexico/Brazil are displayed in just about every screen of every public restaurant during early evening hours as no girl wants to miss her favorite Spanish Telenovela.

The shows are in original Spanish/Portuguese, with Slovenian subtitles. Women LOVE practicing Spanish or Portuguese - and these are almost guaranteed lays for the latin man.

On 1 occasion, one Slovenian girl was so excited to see a latin tan skinned man, she literally pissed in her pants AS SHE WAS TAKING A PHOTO WITH ME! I am not kidding! Almost every girl asked me if I have ever been in a telenovela - they seem to think that if you are latino man (especially Miami Beach), and travelling in Slovenia, then you must be some sort of Mexican actor promoting a telenovela...result - BANG!!!


Which leads me to my FIRST SLOVENIAN FLAG!


Success Story #1:

I had been in Slovenia (at that time empty) for about 6 days early September, and I had yet to get a girl in bed - I was furious, and beginning to pack my bags and head to Croatia, when I met an interesting girl at a bus stop. She was nothing special, probably about a 6, but she was friendly, and was eager to show me around and take me to her village to see the sights and a local party scene later on that night - I took the hook, and we left in my car to a village called "LASKO" about 1 hour away from Ljubljana - oh, Lasko..I will never forget you....

Now, you are probably thinking this girl (6) is my first flag right? wrong!! I ended up with a 10 in Lasko on my very first night, and my very first Slovenian flag.


As we arrive in Lasko, I immediately notice we are in a much smaller "town-like" vibe. It was kind of a mid-west farmer town you would find back in the states. People were definitely friendlier, and more relaxed and down-to-earth.

Moving forward girl 6 starts introducing to some of her local friends (all under the age of 25), it seems the whole country is just made up of young people everywhere I looked. Anyone over 30 is just not out there socializing. weird.

This is where every girl wanted to take pictures with the latin guy from Miami, but I am introduced to one SMOKING HOT 10 - damn!!!! She gives Miami South Beach girls a run for their money! What made her incredible is that she was very down-to-earth, I mean it was amazing to see that this girl was funny, carefree, fun to be around and just an all around happy girl who loves life....I almost fell in love. Too bad she is 5,000 miles from home [Image: sad.gif]

Girl 10 was giving me huge IOI, and she mentioned she always wanted to dance latin music (gaining popularity in slovenia), and was going to teach me how to dance Slovenian folk music (very popular with young kids in Lasko) - night came, and went...I met dozens of women, but I was sticking to girl 10 - she had it all, and I was sure I can have her...so, I did not focus on anyone else but her: it paid off, by 4:00am we had made out, and danced, and laughed, and her eyes were completely dilated as she gazed into mine. It was time.

Girl 6 had already left with her boyfriend, so I had the "all-clear" to make my move.

What happened next was an incredible morning of extremely heated sex in a farm!!! Thats where she lived...she was very nurturing, caring..and very romantic - wow! I slowly undressed her, she had an incredible perfect 22 year old body, silky smooth skin, and an ass that a Brazilian woman would envy. She had beautiful blue eyes, long, black hair down to her ass that made her look like an angel that fell from the skies.

The next morning, I met her parents, which I was shocked did not kill me for waking up there, but I think she made it seem that I slept in the guest room - which I moved to after we had sex. They were honored to have a foreigner in their humble farm...and cooked up a huge breakfast for me!

This is probably the highlight of my 27 day trip. Sorry guys, I cannot post pics of this one - she is my special one [Image: smile.gif]

if I were to have only her for my entire trip...I would have been happy, but luckily, I got ina few more bangs with 3 more girls in other cities.

I went on to spend 3 more days with girl 10 exploring vineyards, mountains, incredible hot springs and lakes - Slovenia is indeed that much more special with a local beauty by your side....I did not want it to end - Mixx was in love =)


Back inLjubljana:

Girls started coming back to the capital city this past week, and I was able to game 1 from Couhsurfing (which I banged), and 2 from Facebook, also banged.

I truly believe had I come in October instead of September, I may have a much higher notch count - but you know what fellas? Girl 10 in Lasko made up for all of the ones I did not get...I'll never forget her, just like I'll never forget my first Colombiana.


Misc. Information:

Get a local pre-paid sim card, a cell phone with a local number is a must have. My unlocked iphone 4 worked just fine w/o issues.

http://www.mobitel.si/english.aspx

If you ever need to use the bathroom, it is called a "toilet" in Slovenia, not bathroom. Look for signs that say "WC", that is a public "toilet" at malls, and everywhere you go.

Get a GPS Unit!! Don't waste precious swoop time looking at maps, and getting lost!

Do not say you want to go to a club. Clubs are actually stripclubs or whore-houses. Dance clubs are known as discoteques "discos".

Recommended Hotel in ljubljana:

http://ahotel.si - This is where I stayed - Very cool and modern place with young and helpful English speaking (young) staff. Take note that a car is critical as this place is 15 minutes by car from the downtown area, where you will find all the action. Taxis can get very expensive at 8 Euros a pop (one-way) to the center.

Recommended Hostel:

Bok 60 days in advance this is a popular place!

http://www.hostelcelica.com

I personally checked out this hostel myself to report on it - definitely recommended. It was very hip, trendy and you can smoke Marijuana (legally) in designated areas if that is your thing. It is actually in the alternative scene part of town called "metelkova". Its very interesting to see the goth freaky women walking around this place - very target rich!


Day Game spots:

1. BTC Shopping Mall

The best place to get a feel for Slovenia and its women is to head down to the mall of "BTC", it is actually a bunch of warehouse style places, and one big, modern mall with trendy shops. have fun here, this place was very target rich!

*** Slovenian men are VERY territorial, and you will get a lot of dirty looks, and stare downs when you are obviously not Slovenian. I guess nobody likes having a latin stud making their women wet.. [Image: sad.gif] Even while driving I got dirty looks from men at red lights while the girls in their back seat smiled at me.

The women looked at me as if they wanted to eat me up, while the guys looked at me as if wanting to beat me up. Their bark is worse than their bite - they never say or do shit - just dirty looks from haters.

I tried to befriend some local guys, but they all hated on me, and never accepted my friendship - fuck 'em.

2. Downtown center Ljubljana

This is where most Universities are, grab a seat, and look like a student form America - and start cherry picking your targets.

3. Cafes are all over - pick any one you see happening, and start asking for directions to the first local cutie you spot =)

Night Game spots


Like any other city, night game is all about local restaurants, clubs (known as discos), and cafes.

Best Nightclub to pull young women under 25: Bacchus (anyone knows where this is)

Avoid a club called "TOP" - everyone will tell you it is the most happening nightspot around, well, it is, but it is a huge cockfest! I went on their best night, and men outnumber women about 7:1. I guess their meaning of happening is how many people are in the club, not how target rich it is. I would see the bouncers letting groups of men of 10 come in at a shot...WTF! I asked if it was a gay club, and they were insulted by the question and ignored me. The women that were there were in the company of 4 sets or more with men the majority.

More nightclub listings here:

http://www.ljubljana-life.com/


Summary:

Slovenia is a tough cookie to crack, women will first come off as cold, shy or distant. Keep in mind women are NOT used to guys approacing them except at a local nightclub. Most were freaked out by my approach. Also, they are very insecure about their English sklls and would rather shut you down, than try to talk to you - so, immediately compliment them on their English abilities to avoid a girl coming off as cold when she is just shy.

Slovenia will not disappoint with its very sexy, and beautiful young women just as curious about you, as you are about them....take a risk and visit...the women are waiting.


Mixx
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I was waiting for this.
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jesus....he threw in a e-cliffhanger.....how the fuck do you throw in a e-cliffhanger??? can't wait to hear the rest...LMaoo at the slang talk, must be what the NBA Slovs learned and passed on...I think back to that Dave Chappelle sketch about the racial draft when he says:"Asian delegation up next, watch out for Yao Ming, he's been hanging out with the black players learning slang and how to shit talk. If they don't watch it they could lose him...."
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Damn..Awesome start Mixx...looking forward to this full report.
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Updated report guys..enjoy.
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Too bad I can't dance [Image: sad.gif]
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Great stuff Mixx. Thanks. Keep it up,

When I went out with this croatian chick in Hvar she payed for the drinks. I found it strange. My guess is they don´t want other people to think they´re goldiggers. A Czech girl I banged in Brno also payed for the hotel in the reception.

Plz do continue...
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Quote: (09-30-2010 05:36 AM)MiXXmaster27 Wrote:  

If you are older than 35, and look your age, you can forget about bangin younger women - it seems to be a big brick wall that will cost you a notch!! I look like I am in my mid 20's and I often told the girls my real age, 35, and they IMMEDIATELY turned cold!

That happens everywhere in EE. "What is your age?" is not really a question there, it is a test. The society there scorns upon too large age difference (rough rule is that over three years is too large), so there are two basic strategies:

- If you know the girl's age, add two and say this is your age. This is not a good one, since you'll end up telling different age to different girls and then remember who you tell what. But it works well when you're passing by and leaving tomorrow, as this is putting her in a comfortable zone with you (you're older than her, which is good, but not that old that she'd have a feeling you could be her daddy).

- Consider how old you look like by the locals (ask a few of them), and state this age. Then, if a girl ends up being older than you, you always have an option to reveal that you're actually older - or you can just move on. I typically use this strategy, and my age in Romania is 27 (I'm 35 as well).

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I did not find any cougar bars or anything close to that...so, I had to start lying about my age to get laid!

Cougar thing seems to be unique to Western culture. In EE such a woman would be considered a pervert, and frowned upon (jealousy plays some role here too). The only socially acceptable way for an older woman to fuck a young stud is to do it on vacation, far away from her peers.
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Not to sidetrack the discussion, but how long can you keep lying about age to get young hotties? Another 5 years? 10 years? Then what?

As an aside, from what I have heard, Russians and Ukrainians don't seem to be so ridgid on the age differences. It could be because of the demographics which favour the men.
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That's bizarre about the age thing. Maybe it's a SE Europe thing combined with influence with Italy and Austria, as I haven't faced it at all in the Northeast portion of EE .
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Quote: (09-30-2010 06:24 PM)ManAbout Wrote:  

Not to sidetrack the discussion, but how long can you keep lying about age to get young hotties? Another 5 years? 10 years? Then what?

Then you go back to Colombia and add 5 years to your age. In Colombia, the gents over 40 are highly sought after by University girls. Young guys are actually to be avoided as they cannot provide stability and financial security, something Slovenian women are taught to give themselves at an early age.

Mixx
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NO shit mix, Im in medelling right now, but a few months back I was told my a 19 year old that I was too younger for her (and I was 32 at the time), then later by an 18 year old, I was too young....

excellent report mixx, I have to head back over there....
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Great report, super valuable for me, thanks mixx.
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Quote: (09-30-2010 08:30 PM)clr Wrote:  

NO shit mix, Im in medelling right now, but a few months back I was told my a 19 year old that I was too younger for her (and I was 32 at the time), then later by an 18 year old, I was too young....

excellent report mixx, I have to head back over there....

Lmaoooooooooo wow
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Great report. Got me a little excited over here.
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Updated - enjoy!
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I'm 30 but I look about 25 so changin my age when necessary isnt a problem for me and I can dance with the best of them and not afraid to hit the floor so that sounds like a solid move to make for me...Slovenia wasnt on my radar but I have swooped in Italy before so maybe It's worth a shot. Thanks for the great reporting and exposing the world to another off the beaten path locale MIXX! I've had experience in Prague and Budapest where the chicks pay their own bills as well on 1st dates so interesting to note the difference in culture with women there compared to places in Latin America. Glad you were able to take note of that MIXX. Keep up the good work.
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Great report Mixx, very comprehensive data sheet. Did any of the Facebook honies panned out? Were the dudes in the club cool like cucumbers or were they on some hater shit?
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Good report Mixx! Make me want to go there too.
Looking forward to reading more of your reports man. Funny that you mentioned the novelas are in Spanish/Portuguese with Slovenian subtitles. Did you meet any of the local ladies that could speak Spanish and or Portuguese there?
How did you find the cost of things there? Cheaper? Same or higher than in other parts of Europe/NA?

Thanks compadre.
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Mixx never disappoints. Do you have any pics of your notches to share?
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Report finished. I will gladly take questions now [Image: smile.gif]
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Brilliant report, you honour this forum with your presence as always /deep bow and salute!
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Quote: (10-01-2010 11:04 AM)playa_with_a_passport Wrote:  

Great report Mixx, very comprehensive data sheet. Did any of the Facebook honies panned out? Were the dudes in the club cool like cucumbers or were they on some hater shit?

Guys hated on me everywhere I went. Remember, they have ZERO game, and approach women when their drunk, idiot friends push them to do so, and then they act like childish fools upon approaching. That is, if they even get the courage to approach or just stand there waiting for her to approach him (which will never happen). It sort of reminded me of a high school prom.

So, when they see someone like me approach, and actually have girls laughing and having a good time with my arm around their waist in a matter of minutes - they get furious to see your soave style.

Also, when walking around malls, everyone stared at me as if I had a vagina tattooed on my forehead. I stood out big time because I am obviously latin, which I never saw walking around anywhere. there are ZERO latin men in Slovenia and maybe 1 or 2 brodas with style - that's it. This worked to my benefit for women, but I felt like I was gonna get into a fight with guys many times.

Men cannot dress for shit! Every man dresses the same way, tight ass jeans with sneakers, and a t-shirt. They all sported faux-hawks/mo-hawks.
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Quote: (10-02-2010 05:07 AM)MiXXmaster27 Wrote:  

Quote: (10-01-2010 11:04 AM)playa_with_a_passport Wrote:  

Great report Mixx, very comprehensive data sheet. Did any of the Facebook honies panned out? Were the dudes in the club cool like cucumbers or were they on some hater shit?

Guys hated on me everywhere I went. Remember, they have ZERO game, and approach women when their drunk, idiot friends push them to do so, and then they act like childish fools upon approaching. That is, if they even get the courage to approach or just stand there waiting for her to approach him (which will never happen). It sort of reminded me of a high school prom.

So, when they see someone like me approach, and actually have girls laughing and having a good time with my arm around their waist in a matter of minutes - they get furious to see your soave style.

Also, when walking around malls, everyone stared at me as if I had a vagina tattooed on my forehead. I stood out big time because I am obviously latin, which I never saw walking around anywhere. there are ZERO latin men in Slovenia and maybe 1 or 2 brodas with style - that's it. This worked to my benefit for women, but I felt like I was gonna get into a fight with guys many times.

Men cannot dress for shit! Every man dresses the same way, tight ass jeans with sneakers, and a t-shirt. They all sported faux-hawks/mo-hawks.

[Image: blush.gif] Welcome to Eastern Europe.
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Quote: (10-02-2010 05:23 AM)kindredspirit Wrote:  

[Image: blush.gif] Welcome to Eastern Europe.

Actually, Slovenians are very proud to say they are "CENTRAL" Europe, and not poor Eastern Europe, and will IMMEDIATELY correct you. [Image: smile.gif]

Much like Argentineans are quick to say they are not latin, but rather "european".
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