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Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim
08-03-2013, 03:10 PM
Take care of those titties for me.
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Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim
08-03-2013, 03:18 PM
^^^ she was prob hot in HS
CRASHED INTO THE WALL AT 18
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Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim
08-03-2013, 03:26 PM
If I saw her out somewhere I'd say "You had me at get the fuck out of here!"
Take care of those titties for me.
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Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim
08-03-2013, 03:27 PM
Oh, she's not doing badly at all. She must be in her 40's?
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Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim
08-03-2013, 03:32 PM
She hit the wall at birth.
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Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim
08-03-2013, 03:34 PM
So am I the only one that wanted to fuck her in Bridget Jones Diary?
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Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim
08-03-2013, 03:36 PM
She is 44, and you picked some really bad pix. her wikipedia says as recently as 2010 she was dating bradley cooper(who apparently is into dating 20 y/o supermodels). she got a couple of academy awards and actually has some talent.
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Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim
08-03-2013, 03:47 PM
she looks as if she bit into a lemon
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Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim
08-03-2013, 04:16 PM
Take care of those titties for me.
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Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim
08-03-2013, 04:35 PM
No, but it could be used to fuck you.
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Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim
08-03-2013, 04:56 PM
"No, but it could be used to fuck you."
"I have refused to wear a condom all of my life, for a simple reason – if I’m going to masturbate into a balloon why would I need a woman?"
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Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim
08-03-2013, 09:34 PM
Quote: (08-03-2013 04:35 PM)scouse Wrote:
No, but it could be used to fuck you.
Shouldnt that comment be an auto ban? Is that a joke?
The cycle of disrespect can start with just an appetizer.
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Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim
08-03-2013, 09:35 PM
She was never anything special to begin with..
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Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim
08-03-2013, 10:01 PM
She was a pitcher of milk, as @Gamethoery noted she was probably hot in HS and college then jump off the cliff fast. That fair powder skin goes bad fast instantly.
In that Bridget hills diary she purposely got thick for the role, I think she gained like 25lbs for it.
Its funny because that Bridget Jones Diary helped push alot of fat acceptance at the time. She was praised for being a "real women" in the movie even though she was a headcase with a bunch of roles whom ate to much ice cream. I think American women all gained 10lbs all at once after watching that movie.
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Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim
08-04-2013, 10:33 AM
Auto ban for cracking a joke?
Someone needs a sense of humour transplant!
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Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim
08-07-2013, 07:05 AM
Yep, always ugly. What kind of guy would ever rub one out over that?
My mother was watching her in a movie once and said "She's revolting. She's got a face like a pimple that's ready to burst. I just want to squeeze it". Now I can't unsee it.
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Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim
08-07-2013, 03:06 PM
do i dare say it ???
RZ = Buttahface
(i wouldn't kick out of my bed, however)
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Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim
08-07-2013, 11:17 PM
Bleech definitely NSFW material little warning beforehand woudda been appreciated
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Renee Zellweger - Wall Victim
08-07-2013, 11:19 PM
Also i must ask if this is really a case of a woman hitting the wall. Doesn't a woman have to be hot to begin with? She was always pretty damn fugly