[clr]

im hitting 33 this month and 3 years back I banged this 54 year old I met in first class. she has been doing yoga and lifting weights 6 days a week for the past 30 years, she was some jewish guys trophie wife, moved on to another jewish guy that doesnt want to fuck, she seduced me, tricky little ho took me to get drinking in NYC, she just HAPPENED to know the hotel next door rented for cash, and after a few mojitos i was taken.

This chickie was fucking HOT tho, still had the ass dimples, everything. It was one of the few times I barebacked from go. I remember thinking 2 things.... #1 (as she was riding me, crouching style on her feet) "I wonder if her knees hurt right now" LMAO and #2 (when I was banging her doggy) I could take a picture and any guy would think she was 25. Great body, great pussy, she came like 8 times, oh did I mention she had a black Amex?

Funny memory #3? everytime, she went into the bathroom before hand, and smoked pot. Blew me like a champ too.

[OGNorCal707]

I've always wanted to be "seduced by a cougar", there is so much made about cougar women these days, but I feel like it has become such a fetish for some younger guys, that while the cougar is supposed to be the one doing the hunting, it turns out that it's still the guy that ends up doing the approach. Maybe once I move to the city I'll check out one of these so called cougar bars and just post up at the bar and see if any older ladies come my way.

[Willy Wonka]

Just go bareback. You'll be fine. STD's aren't shit to worry about...

But when it comes to the pap smear thing... you are right.

[eidoos77]

(08-24-2010 03:05 PM)klasik Wrote:  

My girlfriend apparently hates condoms and asked if I would go bareback after she got a pap smear. Now my understanding is that while a pap smear might find an std, it doesn't really go looking for them. You might have an std that isn't identified by the smear. But she says that if the pap smear goes through, it's a clean bill of health...who's right?

I do not want to ruffel your security blanket, but STD? I would be more concerned with her getting a test for aids. Then you could consider riding bare back. Eidoos77. :

[zanetti]

dude if she's 54 she must have had dozens if not hundreds of random encounters - don't assume she likes you because you're special. i would always protect my investment and go in with full protection

i never understood the appeal of cougars TBH, apart from being easy

but then again maybe there's something wrong with me that i'm still obsessed with 18 year olds

[clr]

Zanetti, I think you are trying to rationalize womens behavior through the eyes of a man. Many women only cheat once or twice in their lives, where as if a guy cheats its more often dozens of times. Guys cheat for carnal reasons, to fuck a hot chick or get their dick wet, for MOST women that is not enough. They are missing something from their relationship, if you fill in you get the pussy. Intimacy, feeling loved, someone to listen to her whatever, its based off an emotional need (usually). An average guy can be in a happy marriage and a smoking hot girl of his dreams can say "come fuck me in the bathroom" and he will probably do it. Most women wont.

All depends on the cougar and the situation, anyway, I love how comfortable older women are. I have always likes women in thier 30's that have great bodies, they know how to fuck, how to treat a guy, make themselves orgasm etc.... I think variety is the spice of life, so while I still love girls in their 20's Ill take a sexy cougar once in a while.

[hydrogonian]

I wouldn't assume that a 54 year old has hit menopause yet. Its right on the line, and if she is bat shit crazy and you are the best thing to happen to her in 10 years, then she could very well want to keep a kid. Always protect yourself.

I once was banging a Milf in her mid forties and she convinced me that having a kid would ruin her life, and that she would never do it. When I left her, she told me that she was hoping that she would soon be found to be pregnant to have a "little Hydro" around.

[Willy Wonka]

^hydrogonian, c'mon bro.... no 54 year old women is about to have a kid. Lol.

After 35 the chances of a woman bearing children decrease tremendously each year.... by 54 they're done.



Also, on the STD tip. I did a lot of research on that shit the other day, and the conclusion I've come to is condoms really don't do much for you....
http://wonkawilly.wordpress.com/2010/09/...-research/

[hydrogonian]

I'm just saying you can't ever underestimate the crazy, no matter the age. Also, its very common for women to lie about their age. I'm not sure what the motivation would be to lie up, but if she wants a kid, it could happen. My rule of thumb is that if she's fucking, she's fertile. Live or die by it.

Also, I want some Milf pics on this thread! We have to check out what grade of antique pussy our fellow players are dusting off! (I've done it too, so I'm laughing with you.)

[Whoremonger]

(08-24-2010 08:19 PM)klasik Wrote:  

(08-24-2010 07:44 PM)OGNorCal707 Wrote:  

(08-24-2010 06:13 PM)klasik Wrote:  

(08-24-2010 04:57 PM)gringoed Wrote:  

This is common sense. WEAR IT ALL THE TIME! Remember, the worst STD is pregnancy.

She's post-menopause so I'm not worried about pregnancy.

Just curious, how old is this broad, and how old are you?

I'm 22. She's 54.

[zanetti]

(09-03-2010 01:48 PM)clr Wrote:  

Zanetti, I think you are trying to rationalize womens behavior through the eyes of a man. Many women only cheat once or twice in their lives, where as if a guy cheats its more often dozens of times. Guys cheat for carnal reasons, to fuck a hot chick or get their dick wet, for MOST women that is not enough. They are missing something from their relationship, if you fill in you get the pussy. Intimacy, feeling loved, someone to listen to her whatever, its based off an emotional need (usually). An average guy can be in a happy marriage and a smoking hot girl of his dreams can say "come fuck me in the bathroom" and he will probably do it. Most women wont.

i see your point clr. i don't know this cougar you're seeing and i'm sure this applies to her.

however, as a general statement i'm not sure this is the case. i'm sure there are loads of guys in loveless/sexless marriages/relationships that cheat because they want to feel needed/special/loved etc and I'm sure there are plenty of women as well who just cheat for sex or for fun

[clr]

True, there are always exceptions, thats why I said usually, but the one big mistake I see guys making is trying to understand a womans mentality through the eyes of the mans brain. Its like putting diesel in a gas engine, it will never work. They think VERY differently from us, while still being engines

[zanetti]

(09-05-2010 01:46 PM)clr Wrote:  

True, there are always exceptions, thats why I said usually, but the one big mistake I see guys making is trying to understand a womans mentality through the eyes of the mans brain. Its like putting diesel in a gas engine, it will never work. They think VERY differently from us, while still being engines

haha, i like that

it's a good thing we don't objectify women on this forum

[SweetEmbraceMan]

(09-03-2010 03:55 PM)hydrogonian Wrote:  

I'm just saying you can't ever underestimate the crazy, no matter the age. Also, its very common for women to lie about their age. I'm not sure what the motivation would be to lie up, but if she wants a kid, it could happen. My rule of thumb is that if she's fucking, she's fertile. Live or die by it.

Also, I want some Milf pics on this thread! We have to check out what grade of antique pussy our fellow players are dusting off! (I've done it too, so I'm laughing with you.)

No, I'm not showing pictures. That would be a betrayal of trust.

I did sneak a pic of her driver's license though. She told me the truth. And I haven't found any tampons in her bathroom either, so I'm pretty sure she's not menstruating anymore.