[cibo]

That America had the best girls.

[Parlay44]

I used to believe that praying to God would get you things that you wanted or needed. Then I turned 10 and got over that real quick.

[KC4]

When you attend a indian wedding you were supposed to see women of this caliber

but instead you were surounded by this

[Parlay44]

Stupid question ...How do they get so fat? Isn't India mostly vegatarian?

[KC4]

(07-09-2014 08:42 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

Stupid question ...How do they get so fat? Isn't India mostly vegatarian?

No idea really, i rarely see indian women after the age of 30+ in shape. there are always exceptions but i dont know why. or i just always end up at fat people weddings. but thats when i was a kid now i am starting to see a healtier thrend but the fatness still exsist

Ohh and i am blame Bollywood for tricking me

[RexImperator]

(07-09-2014 06:13 AM)cibo Wrote:  

That America had the best girls.

Or even more specifically, California.

[Rotisserie]

-I thought I was smart because I looked up the differences between males and females in an anatomy book. I subsequently went up to a girl when I was 6 and told her 'I know what you have. You have a pelvis.'

-I thought the name for my junk was my 'guts,' as my mom had haphazardly said my 'insides' were my 'guts.' I believed this for a long time.

-I thought I'd be in the NBA, for sure.

[Cr33pin]

That Asian women had sideways vagina's.

I later found out they are vertical just really hairy.

[richler]

When I was five, my friend Brian told me that he "went up on a rocketship" and saw God. Apparently, the deity was "all red and he drank blood." For some reason I pictured a red version of Hercules (from the 1980s cartoon) and was basically like "seems legit." Brian was pretty big shit around Montessori that day.

[Solus]

Being an archaeologist meant either fighting Nazis and running away from boulders or having adventures in a theme park full of genetically engineered dinosaurs.

Oh and also that everyone who needed help deserved it.

[JoyStick]

When I was in 2nd grade some random teacher told me I was getting too tall to be in the 2nd grade. So everytime I would see her I would bend my knees slightly and slough my back so they won't move me into a different classroom away from my friends.

[J.B]

That my years in high school would be as fun like in "That 70s Show". Pretty much the opposite...

[presidentcarter]

I used to believe that horseradish was made from the ground up hoof of a horse.

[Horus]

...

[nogamenick]

I thought if you died, you had to lie there under the ground next to your loved ones and be quiet. I imagined this to be really hard. I never wanted to sie because I thought I'd be bad at it.

I thought if you put dried fish in water, they would come back to life. To me, this worked the same way as freezing someone and bringing them back in a movie. It took 3 days of soaking a dried fish in a jar to convince me that maybe I was wrong

[game_ethic]

I used to believe players were the scum of the Earth..

Now I'm here

[xpatplayer]

1. That Nike Air had special air inside that made you jump higher.

2. That if you put your dick way up a pussy, it would come out of the ass.

3. That California is heaven on earth.

4. That people would go into the streets at 11 PM and start dancing.

[Cobra]

I used to think all girls swallowed because of porn.

[Parlay44]

(07-09-2014 08:43 PM)Cobra Wrote:  

I used to think all girls swallowed because of porn.

In my experience girls either suck dick or they don't. The ones that do ...always swallow. Probably due to watching porn.

[Fortis]

That being a good guy and being a nice guy were the same thing. Needless to say, humanity broke me of that false conflation REALLY fast.

[Sherman]

When I was a kid, I saw two dogs having sex and concluded that is how humans must do it too. Thank goodness it turned out to be true.

[Mujeriego]

I used to think cartoons were real. I had grand plans of visitng Bugs Bunny, GI Joe, and the Transformers. When my dad told me they were fictional I went into a funk for a good week.

[WalterBlack]

When I was about 14...I used to think that getting laid was very hard, and that all women were very conservative - this was before I found out how slutty most of the girls are at my school.

I also thought that only sluts got banged by a guy the first time they met him, and that "normal" girls didn't do it. I realised later that even "good" girls will do all kinds of shit if nobody else will find out.

I used to think Indian women were very well behaved and not as slutty as white women. The truth is they're just as slutty as anybody else, and are better at hiding it.

[WalterBlack]

(07-09-2014 08:27 AM)KC4 Wrote:  

When you attend a indian wedding you were supposed to see women of this caliber

but instead you were surounded by this

Go to a wedding in the UK. They're not all model quality, but they're a lot thinner than those hippos in the bottom photo.

(07-09-2014 09:01 AM)KC4 Wrote:  

(07-09-2014 08:42 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

Stupid question ...How do they get so fat? Isn't India mostly vegatarian?

No idea really, i rarely see indian women after the age of 30+ in shape. there are always exceptions but i dont know why. or i just always end up at fat people weddings. but thats when i was a kid now i am starting to see a healtier thrend but the fatness still exsist

Ohh and i am blame Bollywood for tricking me

There's no culture of exercise - when Indian women have a kid, they put on weight and the weight stays there forever. The more kids they have, they fatter they tend to be.

[AlphaRN]

When I first started playing baseball, I thought the color of the M&M you ate while on-deck had an impact on what you would hit. Never could figure out why I thought that, must have been a commercial or something.

I also thought girls got their periods when they turned 14. Like it happened exactly on their 14th birthday.