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Cubicle Decor to get me laid
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Cubicle Decor to get me laid

I need some recommendations on cubicle decorations.

Nothing turns a businesswoman on more than a well decorated cubicle.

While I don't work with any women in this office, I can take pictures of my cubicle and show them off when a woman asks what I do.

I want my cubicle to be dark and humorous. maybe a sad clown pinned above my computer would look good.

Also, I want a plant, that way the women know that I can care for a living organism. What kind of plant would work best? A small hydrangea?

So, let's here em.
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Cubicle Decor to get me laid

Brown Dr. Martin shoes, beige Docker Khakis, and a light blue oxford button down.....and a "I Fuck On The First Date" sign hanging outside the cubicle.
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Cubicle Decor to get me laid

Don't be afraid to display your playful side, maybe with a Star Wars or Lego figure on your monitor or desk.
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Cubicle Decor to get me laid

Quote: (06-13-2013 08:55 AM)kickboxer Wrote:  

Nothing turns a businesswoman on more than a well decorated cubicle.

You want your plant to be beautiful and dangerous, much like yourself. Venus Fly Trap baby.

God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit
No sleeping all day, no getting my dick licked

The Original Emotional Alpha
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Cubicle Decor to get me laid

I like how I can itch my balls and scratch my ass whenever I want and Noone notices
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Cubicle Decor to get me laid

Quote: (06-13-2013 09:59 AM)Balboa Wrote:  

Don't be afraid to display your playful side, maybe with a Star Wars or Lego figure on your monitor or desk.

Princess Leia bent over your keyboard with Hans pumping her should give her all the hints necessary.

Fate whispers to the warrior, "You cannot withstand the storm." And the warrior whispers back, "I am the storm."

Women and children can be careless, but not men - Don Corleone

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