[Capitán Peligroso]

These seem to be very American hamster rationalizations, but I'm sure some of this happens in other cultures too.

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According to a new survey by UK money-saving website VoucherCodesPro, less than half (48 percent) of newlyweds actually consummate the marriage on their wedding night.

Some of the top reasons:

1. The groom was too drunk (24 percent)

2. The bride was too tired and fell asleep (16 percent)

5. We had an argument before wedding reception ended (9 percent)

9. Neither of us felt like having sex (4 percent)


Full article here. Good for a couple of laughs, but also reminds us the value of game and the work we put in to be the best men that we can be. Discuss...

[pheonix500000]

(10-17-2013 05:29 PM)Capitán Peligroso Wrote:  

These seem to be very American hamster rationalizations, but I'm sure some of this happens in other cultures too.

Quote:

According to a new survey by UK money-saving website VoucherCodesPro, less than half (48 percent) of newlyweds actually consummate the marriage on their wedding night.

Some of the top reasons:

1. The groom was too drunk (24 percent)

2. The bride was too tired and fell asleep (16 percent)

5. We had an argument before wedding reception ended (9 percent)

9. Neither of us felt like having sex (4 percent)


Full article here. Good for a couple of laughs, but also reminds us the value of game and the work we put in to be the best men that we can be. Discuss...

hahaha, if they start that tired sthick from day one i can only imagine how long the marriage would last.

[RouteBackwards]

If you let a women own your dick, and own when it gets action you will always be begging for pussy.

I'm sure as fuck most of these gentlemen wanted to fuck on there expensive as fuck wedding nights, but weren't allowed access to that pussy.

Any time a girl says no to sex once, then withhold sex from her for four days. Seriously boys. I know it's hard when you really want to fuck a good looking girl, but if a girl withholds sex from you once, and you continue to keep asking, she will feel in control of your sexual gratification. But, if you do it for four days, she'll subconciously start to wonder why you won't fuck her and start to associate her withholding of sex from you with negative feelings. In addition, she'll start to feel like you don't need her for your sexual gratification, and by the fourth day you'll see her crawling all over you because evolutionarily it'll signal to her, whether or not you're getting pussy from other women, that you're able to get pussy without her, and that signals high reproductive ability on your part.

So, with that being said, GAME IS RELEVANT TO ALL SITUATIONS, MARRIAGE INCLUDED. You best believe Mr. Route Backwards is getting pussy on his marriage day effortlessly (I kid, I kid, about marriage I mean).

[Capitán Peligroso]

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So, with that being said, GAME IS RELEVANT TO ALL SITUATIONS, MARRIAGE INCLUDED.

This.

[lurker]

I don't think this is as much of an issue as you guys are making it out to be. Most people don't "save themselves for marriage" now so that sex on the wedding night is a huge deal. The most likely explanation is that a couple that fucks regularly anyway has an extraordinarily long and stressful day in which they have to be very active as the center of attention, gets tired, and just doesn't bother to do it.

[Timoteo]

(10-17-2013 09:49 PM)lurker Wrote:  

I don't think this is as much of an issue as you guys are making it out to be. Most people don't "save themselves for marriage" now so that sex on the wedding night is a huge deal. The most likely explanation is that a couple that fucks regularly anyway has an extraordinarily long and stressful day in which they have to be very active as the center of attention, gets tired, and just doesn't bother to do it.

This is a huge factor. Remember, the time when couples waited until marriage is LONG GONE. Most couples have been together for a while, and in some cases already living as a couple for some time. It's all the same now, and the wedding was more formality than a truly special day. A dude is no longer anxious to finally get in it (though he probably still wants to fuck, even if it's just pretending that first fuck as man and wife is special).

[Hades]

(10-17-2013 06:17 PM)RouteBackwards Wrote:  

Any time a girl says no to sex once, then withhold sex from her for four days. Seriously boys. I know it's hard when you really want to fuck a good looking girl, but if a girl withholds sex from you once, and you continue to keep asking, she will feel in control of your sexual gratification. But, if you do it for four days, she'll subconsciously start to wonder why you won't fuck her and start to associate her withholding of sex from you with negative feelings. In addition, she'll start to feel like you don't need her for your sexual gratification, and by the fourth day you'll see her crawling all over you because evolutionarily it'll signal to her, whether or not you're getting pussy from other women, that you're able to get pussy without her, and that signals high reproductive ability on your part.

Weird (fairly good?) advice but some of the older married guys here will probably attest that women have no problem withholding sex for months or even years. It's dangerous to try to call a bluff like this considering women inevitably win this one.

I don't think marriage game really exists, too much onus is on the woman to actually be a wife. While there are ways to mitigate the inevitable, just the act of tying yourself down to one woman for life signals some kind of defeat or desperation.

If you're not fucking some other girl, acting like you are is going to seem like a bogus maneuver and you might be doing exactly what she wants anyway. You're suddenly complicit in her game of withholding sex from you. If you can get sex anywhere, why bother getting married? Why would secretly jerking off in the laundry room signal "high reproductive ability"?

It would be better to go fuck like ten or twelve prostitutes and your wife suddenly turn into a marriage counselor
Or fuck her sister and fill her with the unspeakable dread that her marriage is threatened by blood relatives that she's known for years and you're frequently in contact with.

[Tuthmosis]

(10-17-2013 09:49 PM)lurker Wrote:  

Most people women don't "save themselves for marriage" now so that sex on the wedding night is a huge deal.

Yeah, I agree: no big deal. The guy (and his many predecessors) been beating up that pussy for years. You can hit it--for the 9 millionth time--in the morning.

[reaper23]

i got married

i had no desire to have sex that night

i'd been banging her for years beforehand

i was drunk, had blown a few rails, and was totally tired as fuck

and we had a big ass fancy party

lame article

who cares!

[MidniteSpecial]

I brought my wife to the town hall and banged her in the back seat of my car in the parking lot after.

Everyone's different.