Quote: (05-29-2013 07:41 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:
How to Pick Up Fly Girls on Airplanes
Heres one:
I was on a plane a few months back and this very cute Latina walked passed my seat on her way to the bathroom. I told myself..."I wanna fuck her".
She came out of the bathroom and walked towards my seat..
me: whats up (big flirty grin in my face)
her: hey
me: wanna hang out?
her: uuuummm (kind of blushing)
me: ya grab your stuff and come sit back here
her: uuummm, well, uhhh
me: Do you have a purse or something?
her: no i just...ummm...uh
me: ha your funny where are you from?
her: San Francisco
me: no wonder your skin is so white
her: huh? Oh ya its been so foggy
me: ya, you know about the "indian summer"
her: well, i've heard about it but actually i just moved from San Jose
me: oh ok
I motioned with my hand for her to sit down next to me. We chatted for about 10 minutes. I was thinking how I could escalate and make a move. We started talking about working out. How a woman can build up her butt without getting big legs. A good topic to build from. We talked about a womans physique. I slowed my speech and made a little stronger eye contact. I was looking for some good eye contact in return. I told her she can work her butt without building her legs, I reached up and turned the light off. I put my hand on her knee and caressed her thigh just a little. She was a little nervious at first but we ended up making out. After a few minutes, I said "lets go to the bathroom", you go first and i'll come in after a few minutes".
She laughed and said "you're crazy". I said you only get a few chances in life to meet a stranger on a plane. She thought about it for a sec and said that she had a bf. Not sure if she really did or not. We chatted some more. I told her to give me her number but again she said she had a bf.
The plane landed and she said.."thank you so much for the offer".
Thats the closest I've ever come to the "Mile High Club".
I am a member of the "Staircase of a Comedy Club -Club"
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