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04-17-2013, 10:08 PM
She's the classic plain Jane. My dick yawns at her but it still gets some movement. Would I hit... Yeah I would not mind fucking her for the status and story but my dick wouldn't be up for the task.
These classic skinny no frill blondes do nothing for me. I'll give her credit though because the people whom are into that look will think very highly of her and I don't disagree. She does look nice for being 40.
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04-17-2013, 11:51 PM
Some women are classically attractive but lack that sexual je ne se quois. She's one of them.
On the other hand, someone like Mischa Barton can put on a few pounds, dress frumpy, and walk around stoned in public and she's like sexual heroin to me. I'd take hot over classically beautiful any day, but I'm not really sure how to define "hot." I just know it when I see it.
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04-17-2013, 11:54 PM
Plain, average white chick. She probably has a pancake ass to go along with her small tits and no hips. Would bang though.
Why is that porn star Ramon in the 2nd picture
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04-18-2013, 02:23 AM
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04-18-2013, 04:25 AM
I've just never liked her, I don't even understand why Ironman liks her.
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04-18-2013, 05:14 AM
Quote: (04-18-2013 04:25 AM)bojangles Wrote:
I've just never liked her, I don't even understand why Ironman liks her.
Me neither, I mean objectively she is an attractive woman, and obviously even more so when she was younger...but I've never, ever been attracted to her.
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04-18-2013, 06:24 AM
Quote: (04-18-2013 04:25 AM)bojangles Wrote:
I've just never liked her, I don't even understand why Ironman liks her.
That reporter chick at the start of the movie was way hotter and had a better ass.
Girls should be an ornament to the eye, not an ache in the ear.
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04-18-2013, 06:40 AM
Girls like this only look good with a lot of makeup, specifically black eyeliner.
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04-18-2013, 06:56 AM
She looks good for her age but I can't stand her as an actress or a person.
I would give her the FacialAbuse treatment though
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04-18-2013, 12:51 PM
The thing I find astounding about this chick isn't her stunning good looks, it's that chicks like her--with her features--tend to age poorly. She's defied that destiny. We all have our reasons for disliking her, but you gotta give credit where credit's due. Wall survivor.
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04-18-2013, 01:27 PM
Add me to the list of men who dislike her. Yeah she looks good for 40, I believe she is a strict vegan.
I haven't watched any of the Iron Man movies because of her.
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04-18-2013, 03:32 PM
She's a Plain Jane, and always has been. She's one of Brad Pitt's dumpster dives. This includes Jennifer Aniston (when she got old) and Juliette Lewis.