[el mechanico]

Besides for Capt Ahabs this is the longest thread where no poon has been transacted

[Aliblahba]

(04-15-2013 03:11 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Besides for Capt Ahabs this is the longest thread where no poon has been transacted

I'm life-coaching right now to a member that's in ketosis. Of course there's no poon around.

[el mechanico]

How many months on the road should it take to get laid?

[Hotwheels]

That may be a new metric for the RVF; Miles traveled per bang.

Atlanta to Philly to DC and the odometer is still rolling....

[el mechanico]

Hotwheels has a valid point here.. Miles traveled has to pay at some point. Sure we can all make excuses like "not going to be here long enough to build a social circle " but in the end we all need to understand when you hit the road you have to change gears and take chances

[Hotwheels]

I love road game.

No need to worry about burning bridges, alienating social circles, running into the assclown that tried to cockblock you, etc.

Run asshole game. Run out of towner game. Run baller game. Run whatever game you want as the locals have no clue as to your backgound or who you are. Slay them broads or get blown out. Collateral damage doesn't matter.

Burn the town down.

Rinse and repeat in the next town.

[Menace]

Ali go down to GW campus and run mad musican game. Your hair is your peacocking. Plenty of cute girls there actually. Walk around with a trumpet. There is an au bon pain there with out door seating where you can run bagel game. Pita place in the mall there has good wraps btw.

Ask where Gelman library is and tell them you are researching for new reggae rhythms.

[renotime]

(04-15-2013 03:11 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Besides for Capt Ahabs this is the longest thread where no poon has been transacted

I thought the whole point of Ahab's thread was to get a job and not end up dead in a gutter.

[Aliblahba]

I'm in VA beach. The buck stops here. Can't even tell you what I'm into here, but sex is easy. Watch Breaking Bad. I crush it here, and carry legal. Fuck D.C. and MD.

I roll this way.

   

[Divorco]

Ali was understandably concerned about driving through D.C. with a gun. So we removed the gun rack and confederate flag from the rear window of his truck. We also stripped the horns from the hood and the testicles hanging from the towing hitch. We left the nudie mud flaps though. It looks much better.

[Hotwheels]

(04-16-2013 07:18 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

I'm in VA beach. The buck stops here. Can't even tell you what I'm into here, but sex is easy. Watch Breaking Bad. I crush it here, and carry legal. Fuck D.C. and MD.

I roll this way.

Time to start a new thread Seccesh.

VA Beach is south of the Mason-Dixon boy.

[Aliblahba]

The stage is set. Divorco turned my online profile from yoga instructor to heavyweight champ. Yesterday consisted of trying to keep up with emails and texts. It was worse than a Jerry Lewis telethon. I'm still getting caught up this morning. I'm here on a short stay, and b/c of this went caveman on the girls. The willingness to switch to text was surprising. My old profiles would have netted me, at best, 1 date in 2 weeks. Sad.

Was heading back to the ATL to reduce costs, but that's out the window. I flaked on a girl last night as I was too tired from helping a friend move, and nothing he owns is light. Rescheduled for tonight, and have dates lined up through the weekend.

[Menace]

So are you going further north than DC or have you swung back down south now for good? What about Maine?

[el mechanico]

Divorco Factoid: Did you guys know his online profile skillz are so good he's never messaged a girl first?

[Aliblahba]

(04-18-2013 08:44 AM)Menace Wrote:  

So are you going further north than DC or have you swung back down south now for good? What about Maine?

I'm trying to avoid the south like the plague. Got job stuff coming up the first week of next month. PA and MD are too expensive to pay rent for no reason. I'm still within striking distance here. Atlanta is 12 hrs away. The furthest north I plan on going is NYC.

(04-18-2013 08:47 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Divorco Factoid: Did you guys know his online profile skillz are so good he's never messaged a girl first?

True speak. I saw Divorco's profiles. Bitches are lining up to qualify. I am messaging girls due to time constraints.

[Aliblahba]

Just finished the VA Beach run. Due to the nature of the visit I was unable to run real time game, and relied solely on social circle and online. Armed with the Divorco engineered profiles, I hammered out messages. Because of time constraints, I was pushing for a meet or diglets after about 5 exchanges. Of course there was a lot of static. Talent online there was spotty, but there is talent in that area.

I did manage to turn out a cute pinay, and smashed on the second date. I forgot how good Filipina poosy is. The stripper game fell though due to time, but would have been a goldmine. The chick invited me to the club, and introduced me to some girls. Their attitude changed, and I wasn't treated like the other thirsty simps. Maybe next time. Don't plan on heading back anytime soon.

[JohnKreese]

(04-16-2013 10:35 AM)Menace Wrote:  

Ali go down to GW campus and run mad musican game. Your hair is your peacocking. Plenty of cute girls there actually. Walk around with a trumpet. There is an au bon pain there with out door seating where you can run bagel game. Pita place in the mall there has good wraps btw.

Ask where Gelman library is and tell them you are researching for new reggae rhythms.

I'm thinking more of this kind of look

[Cattle Rustler]

Ali is a on roll here!!

I woke up, and while eating breakfast read a post which to me to this and two other Ali-B Certified threads. Before I knew it, I spent 2.5 hours reading Ali in ATL, Ali in the NE, and some of Ali in the DR.

You sure have some adventures pal. So what happened after this? I assume you returned to GA and then the whole leg thing happened.

Why do people call your driver evil? lol

[Aliblahba]

I fell flat on my face up north. Lost out on a contract job paying around $2k per week. Still would've had time to hit NYC on the weekends. Shit happens though. Most of my friends are up that way also. The plan was to work the contract out, get laid off, draw my gubmint check and go off on another 1 year long adventure. But that didn't happen. Now I'm crippled and in the red. Will recover toward the end of the year on that W. Texas oil.

The DR members I hadn't met yet said the driver was the typical Dominican and ripping us off. He wasn't of course cause Emech and I are the original pimps, and those members had to eat their words.

Luckily I came back to the ATL and ran through around 10 bitches, cause I've been on a dry spell since June. Fuck my life. And my fleshlight.

[Duke Castile]

Thedriver is also a forum member. He's the man. He got me laid so much it isn't even funny.

[Aliblahba]

I went back up north to some interviews, but learned the hard way about the pay disparity up there. Those fucktards were happy to offer me $55K to start in N. Jersey. Really? I can make closer to $70K in the ATL, with the cost of living at damn near half. Plus I was overqualified for some of the jobs. Yankees suck balls, but their bishes are slutty and hot.

Working right now on another gig in the DR. A friend is out in Texas making close to $30 hr and putting in close to 100 per week. W/ no state tax, that is a lot of stacks on deck. By my estimates, I need 1 month to get back in the black, 1 for investment capitol, and 4 more to have a bunch of extra laying around. I go back to the DR, I'll budget for $2K per month living, and ship an suv down. Not needed for pussy, but damn it helps out a lot. I need better access to the N. Coast for something to do.

Put my book on hold for now until I get my shit sorted out, but once it prints, that'll give the cred I need to potentially open something in Singapore. Looking at you Fisto.

[Duke Castile]

Boom I'm in.

[elabayarde]

(04-16-2013 10:35 AM)Menace Wrote:  

Ali go down to GW campus and run mad musican game. Your hair is your peacocking. Plenty of cute girls there actually. Walk around with a trumpet. There is an au bon pain there with out door seating where you can run bagel game. Pita place in the mall there has good wraps btw.

Ask where Gelman library is and tell them you are researching for new reggae rhythms.

WTF!!! what u know about gelman!!!